Super funny English jokes

There are always inexplicable unhappy times, and when you are in a bad mood, you will do nothing. Would you do that? Here I collect and sort out super funny English jokes to make your mood better quickly.

Super funny English joke 1: One day, the father asked his eight-year-old son to post a letter. The son was so convinced that the father remembered that he had not written the address and the name of the address on the envelope.

When his son came back, his father asked him, "Did you throw the letter into the mailbox?"

"Of course."

"Didn't you see that the address and the recipient's name were not written on the envelope?"

"Of course I didn't see what was written on the envelope."

"Then why don't you get it back?"

"I thought you didn't write the address and the recipient because you didn't want me to know who you sent the letter to!"

One day, the father asked his eight-year-old son to send a letter. The son has run away with the letter, and the father remembers that the address and the recipient's name are not written on the envelope.

When his son came back, his father asked him, Did you put the letter in the mailbox? Of course. Didn't you see that the address and the recipient's name were not written on the envelope?

? Of course I didn't see what was written on the envelope. Then why don't you get it back?

? I thought you didn't write the address and the recipient because you didn't want me to know who you sent the letter to! ?

Super funny English joke 2: Stupid Robb LAPD was lucky to catch a Robb suspect who couldn't control himself while waiting in line. Being detectives. I asked everyone in the queue to repeat this sentence, "Give me all your money, or I will shoot," the man shouted, "I didn't say that!"

Super funny English joke 3: I don't know. As a courier of express service, I tried to deliver a package that needs refrigeration, but found no one at home. I went to the house next door and told the woman who answered the phone that I had a package for her neighbor. "Oh, she works from Monday to Friday, every other Saturday? The woman said. The woman said, "Sometimes it's Sunday. She leaves around 7:40 in the morning and gets home around 5:30, unless she goes to the store, in which case the time is close to 7: 00. She's going to the store tonight because her children are coming all the way from California to see her! "

I am a courier. I once delivered one package at a time that needed cooling. But the master is not at home. I knocked on my neighbor's door, and the neighbor said that the package I mentioned belonged to her neighbor. ? Oh, she works from Monday to Friday, including every other Saturday. ? The female neighbor said. Sometimes she works on Sundays. She leaves home at 7: 40 every morning and comes back at 5: 30 in the afternoon. If she is going to the store, she won't be back until about seven o'clock. She is going to the store tonight because her children are going, too.

I came to see her from California. ?

When she stopped to catch her breath, I asked her if she would accept the parcel from her neighbor. "Oh, no, I can't, shall we? She said. I don't know her very well. ?

When she stopped breathing, I asked her if she could accept the parcel for her neighbor first. ? Oh, no, I can't accept it. ? She said:? I don't know her very well. ?

Super funny English joke 4: CD player When I bought my first CD player, I was able to decipher most technical terms on the promotional signs. However, there was a name that puzzled me, so I called a salesperson and asked: What does "mixed pulse digital-to-analog converter" mean? She said that this means that the machine will read the digital information encoded on the CD and convert it into audio signals-that is, into music. In other words, this CD player plays CDs.

When I bought my first CD player, I was able to read most of the technical language on the promotional signs. But there was a sign that puzzled me, so I called the seller and asked: mixed pulse D/A converter? What do you mean? She said that this means that this machine can read the digital information encoded on the CD and convert it into sound information, that is, into music. In other words, this CD player can play CDs. That's right.

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