Tik Tok's joke: a very philosophical joke

Some words seem to be jokes, but they are also true; Many truths have also expressed the voices of many people; Sometimes, jokes make you laugh, but at the same time, they also make people laugh into silence and even cry. The following joke, poke your nerve, poke your tears?

1, "marry first or start a business first": marry first when you meet a noble person, marry first when you meet a good person, and marry again when you meet a rich woman.

2. "Is life in motion or at rest":

Son: Dad, you have to exercise. You can't sit all the time.

Father: Exercise for what? Rabbits only live for seven or eight years when they run all over the mountain, dogs only live for fifteen years when they wander around, and turtles live at least 150 years when they don't move.

Son: Oh, life lies in stillness?

Father: Wrong! The reason why turtles live long is that they are born with a house and no pressure.

3. W: Why do men like to see beautiful women?

? M: Because there is an ugly one at home.

4. Be a happy pirate, because you are a thief of life.

5. Why do you work hard? Others dare not turn the table when you are picking up food; In order to order food, you don't have to care about the price of food; In order to go to a big city, I stayed in a hotel instead of a hotel; For parents, there is only respect and awe in front of neighbors; In order to provide the best treatment environment for sick relatives; But also to avoid being bullied by others. Either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society. This is life.

6. Have you been called ugly?

? What's wrong with ugliness? As long as you don't look in the mirror, it's not yourself that is disgusting.

7. It is said that men are lascivious, but women are lascivious. Women's lewdness can be divided into five types: yellow Chow Tai Fook, silver Cartier, red Land Rover, black mink and colored RMB.

8. Q: Recently, someone said that the food he ate was the contribution of the land and had nothing to do with farmers. What do you think of this sentence?

A: I think this person is ill and needs to be treated quickly. Otherwise, wouldn't it be a great shame if he went out and told people that it was born by his mother and had nothing to do with his father?

9. Q: Are men pure or women pure?

? A: Women.

? Q: Why?

? A: Women chat with men, whether it's jewelry, bags or mobile phones; Men talk to women for only one purpose.

? Q: What is it?

? A: Desire.

10, female: Give me my salary.

M: I want to know why the money earned by our Lord should be given to you women.

Woman: I thought you were afraid to go out fooling around.

Man: I'm afraid you'll go out fooling around with my money.

Do you think I still need money to hang out?