Ge You Lying Funny Talk about Ge You Lying Funny Sentences.

1. Going home, Ge You is lying happily drinking tea.

2. Do you just want Ge You to lie down on vacation? Don't sleep until you have breakfast!

3, the cold is uncertain, the big exam is coming, and the data has not been turned over. Surprisingly calm. At the moment, Ge You is lying by the window, listening to a song from last summer and smelling the faint smell of grass.

I got full marks in the second grade. At this moment, I just want Ge You to lie down for many days.

I thought I wanted to order takeout. I didn't expect my chef Wang to come back! This becomes Ge You lying down.

6. I want to go from south to north and from white to black! 【 Allow Sadness 】【 Allow Sadness 】【 Allow Sadness 】 Ge You lay down and didn't want to move.

7. I really want to lie down with Ge You after eating and drinking enough.

8. It's nice to lie at home alone.

9. Ge You was sick at home for several days. Do I sleep like a pig?

10, I want to run to the seaside and lie down for a while.

1 1. Just don't go out on holidays. Too many people go to see lions and tigers. You might as well lie at home.

12, Ge You is the most comfortable way to have a holiday.

13, I don't want to do anything at the moment. I just want Ge You to lie down and watch my favorite TV series at night and then go to sleep. . . .

14, thinking is the most tiring. I just hope that Ge You will lie down and think nothing.

15, I wanted to put an oven in an extra place, but now I think it's a waste of space! You must buy a dishwasher! You can lie down after dinner, and life can't be better, so you cross over.

16, Ge You took a selfie lying in the afternoon. . . I have a cold and I'm bored all over.

17, the meal I cooked was terrible, and Ge You was lying angry.

18. After lunch, sunbathe through the window, lie with Ge You, brush Weibo, listen to music and take a nap.

19, Ge You-style lying will send the baby home from school, wipe, wash and wash.

I want to sing every time I'm tired, but now I'm too tired to sing. I just want Ge You to lie down.

2 1, inertia tells me I don't want to exercise. I want Ge You to lie down, but I want to buy new clothes.

22. I will be exhausted when I come back to clean up the dirty refrigerator that my little sister used before and put some food in it. Ge you lying on the sofa makes me unable to move or want to move.

23. On the first day of lying down, Ge You's stomachache really eased a lot. I hope it will last until May, and at worst it will last until the end of April. Come on, Bauer, after all, your father gave up his business trip for you!

Ge You's classic sentences

1. Everyone who came to the United States from China said that they wanted to do international trade, and as a result, they all went to the restaurant to serve food as soon as they got off the plane.

I was older than other children when I was born!

Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy, and don't meet him if you want to find a wallet. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill.

I can tell you responsibly ... Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences are very serious!

5, ah, I see it again, this is the power of love! The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils.

I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

7. I am cheerful and dishonest, but I am timid by nature. I can't do it without breaking the law. Generally speaking, I belong to the category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society. You are the only one who is interested.

8. When I was young, I had a wicked heart, but I didn't have the guts to be a thief. When you are old, you have a thief's heart and no thief's courage.

9. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

10, I hate you looters, you have no technical content at all!

1 1, China people used to put their first names in the back and their surnames in the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans, on the other hand, used to put their first names in front of their surnames to show their respect for themselves.

12, say something, I'm still busy!

13, you will never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

14. A marriage without love is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy.

15. What's wrong with finding a fairy? I want to change genes for our old Qin family. What's the matter? Do you still have to find an ugly person who wants to escape from prison every day?

16. The emperor has many beautiful women. If he is in a good mood, he can change it every day without spending money. The court kept them for him. I only have one woman who divorced me. My life is miserable. No money, no women is a tragedy.

17, keep a low profile! It's the best b show! !

18, it's not a bad thing that drama gets a little light from movies. Just as the prosperity of movies can not be separated from the participation and efforts of many dramatists, different art types should have influenced each other, and there is no need to "die of old age".

19, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident will come first! ?

20. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and all the mixed things are finally reunited.

2 1, I am not young. I went abroad as an international student and lived abroad for more than ten years. I didn't go to school seriously and wasted my time learning a survival skill. Now that I have come back from overseas, I have learned nothing. To tell the truth, I should be characterized as a "three-no fake turtle" with no company, no stock and no degree.

22. I saw you looking at me. You are as transparent as ice in a glass ... my eyes are black. Only in dreams can I see the light. When I returned to my glorious memory, I dreamed of you several times. You stand clearly in front of me. When I wake up, my heart ached.

23. I think my proposal is quite unreliable. I don't like it, but good-looking girls are either frigid or pregnant with ghosts. Where are all the girls with clean mental health history? Why can't I see any of them?

24. If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at first sight. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant.

25. Do you think we should cook uncooked rice first or wait until the autumn harvest?

26, people are scattered, the team is not easy to bring!

27, a good road is not grass, a good brain does not grow hair.

28. Using the word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people think that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not an exaggeration to say that beauty is in the eye of the enemy.

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30. I was going to see the bright moon, but the bright moon saw the ditch.

3 1, what is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding!

32. There are difficulties on the way forward. If there are no difficulties, we must go forward and create difficulties!

Ge You's classic quotations

Ge You is a famous actor and movie star in China. 1957 was born in Beijing. Influenced by his father Ge Cunzhuang, he loved literature and art since childhood. Ge You can be regarded as one of the best actors in China today, and won the best actor in the popular movie Hundred Flowers Award three times. Won the Golden Rooster Award for Best Actor in Chinese Film with "Slaughter the Dragon"; An outstanding actor who won the China Film Viewing Award for "The Orphan of Zhao"; He won the Best Actor in the 47th Cannes International Film Festival with "To Be Alive", and was the first China actor to win this honor. And won the most popular actor award in Beijing University Student Film Festival for many times.

1, Ge You: Good roads grow grass and good brains grow hair.

2, Ge You: organized and undisciplined!

Ge You: I'm afraid I can't speak Cantonese well. I can't say it well in other cities, for example, in Nanjing, I can't practice for half a day. Go to a place and let me speak a local dialect. I really don't have this confidence.

4. Ge You: Yes, this is Yan Shouyi.

Ge You: I have said many times that we should unite.

Ge You: Let's talk about buying a walkman. I don't choose brands. Whether the brand is good or not is empty. I look at products! Buy walkman products? It's like following a restaurant On the street, I will go to which family has more. Also, the well-known products must be …

Ge You: Masculinity ... neither submission nor fighting.

Ge You: I was going to see the bright moon, but the bright moon saw the ditch.

9. Ge You: Wrong, a marriage without a house is unhappy!

10, Ge You: Yan Shouyi: I'm not allowed to answer it. It turned out that someone else gave it to me. The car is not good, but it looks good. Fei Lao taught us again and again: trouble, eh, I said you were in trouble. Murphy: Yan Shouyi, be a man-be kind. Please ask Aunt Fei to give us a class.

Ge You: I don't have that boat. It's just a small broken boat.

12, Ge You: There were still ideas during the filming. Of course, it is also difficult to touch when it is difficult-for example, someone asked me to play Zhang Xueliang the other day. He is the curator of Zhang Xueliang Memorial Hall, specializing in computer modeling, but I don't think so; And let me play Chiang Kai-shek, which I don't think is very similar.

13, Ge You: Although Lao She's original work is under the banner of satirical comedy, personally, I think it is better to delete the word joy and call it satirical drama directly. I think irony is the most important thing, not funny. If everyone comes just to wait for the punch line, I will be under pressure. Although there are many comedy factors in the play, there are not many jokes and satire is generally serious. If the audience can see a trace of bitterness and cause some thinking, that is the real understanding of Lao She's famous play.

14, Ge You: It's not a bad thing that drama touches movies. Just as the prosperity of movies can not be separated from the participation and efforts of many dramatists, different art types should influence each other. There is no distinction between high and low, and there is no need to "die of old age."

15, Ge You: American police: serving the people!

16, Ge You: I have always been very serious about New Year's films. Life Talk didn't say it was a New Year's film when it was filmed. Now that it's open, I won't say much.

17, Ge You: I fought for my country, I bled in North Africa, and I was injured in Utah beach. You can't shoot me!

18, Ge You: Please do me a favor and marry me!

19, Ge You: The laughter was completely unexpected, and the audience's well-meaning laughter was not a big problem, which did not affect the atmosphere of the whole story. Movies are entertainment, so there is no need to take them too seriously.

20. Ge You: This car doesn't hunt.

2 1, Ge You: I don't think the drama is facing much crisis at present. In fact, from my understanding of Beijing, the drama market is quite prosperous. It's only a wish for me to play this play, because I actually started on the road of literature and art, and this paragraph …

22. Ge You: Actually, an actor should try all the roles, but in terms of personality, I am suitable to play a nobody. Such as the kindness and cowardice of the second child, just like me. I've played roles before, plus New Year's films and being alive. I think I always play too many little people. But I don't like Qin Song's Gao Jianli at all.

Ge You: I have something to say, but I'm still busy!

Ge You: Anyway, there was no boat when I reported the news. Just a boat. I didn't buy it either. They said they wouldn't call it a yacht! Just the kind with two pumps.

25. Ge You: I hope this movie without me will surpass all previous movies with me.

26. Ge You: The true colors are good, and no one else can replace them.

Ge You: If you really win the lottery, you will get a big bargain. That's what I thought! The ranking is based on box office and audience.

Ge You: I was older than other children when I was born!

29. Ge You: Everyone who comes to the United States says that they want to do international trade. As a result, when they get off the plane, they always go to restaurants to serve food.

30. Ge You: If the movie is wrong, you can do it again, ten times. What it presents to the audience on the screen is always the best. But the drama is not good. Drama is one-off. If the performance is not good, it will be sorry for the audience.

3 1, Ge You: It's all bullshit. Teacher Ge You is great. We're fine. We are still in close contact and communicating on this matter. I just waited for him for a long time.

32. Ge You: I always told Xiaogang Feng that this film should not be acted too much, especially Zhang Ziyi. Most of her previous films were dramatic. If she continues to play at the party, first of all, she is repeating herself and Xiaogang Feng is repeating others.

33. Ge You: You are a prepared person, waiting for this opportunity!

Ge You's classic lines

Ge You's classic lines

1, the landlord has no surplus grain.

I won't tell you if you kill me!

Marriage without love is unhappy, and marriage without a house is even more unhappy.

General, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week, and even Coca-Cola is not original! It is said that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us are in Antwerp, and those bad guys in the back wholesale them to Daoye, Belgium. Even our chewing gum is chewed in the mouths of those Italian prostitutes. Oh, our mouths stink. We can't kiss those Parisians who welcome us!

5, ah, I see it again, this is the power of love!

6. The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils.

7. "This is the Himalayas, this is Nepal, and this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Due to the influence of the warm and humid air current in the Indian Ocean, the kingdom of Nepal is warm and humid, with four seasons like spring, while the northern foothills are covered with snow all year round because of the cold. If a path is opened along the mountainside to lead moisture to this side of the mountain, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in China will become a land of plenty!

8. Do you think it's shameful enough to take off your clothes? Everyone should be able to split upside down, how high a person can be easily lifted with one leg!

9. Is it XXX? It's XXX, and you're still here. The night gave me black eyes and I saw you looking at me. You are as transparent as ice in a glass ... my eyes are dark, and I can only see light in my dreams. Back to my glorious memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached.

10, your greatest advantage is that you can be loyal to your family at a critical moment and turn your face when you say it. With a little training, a terrorist organization can be established, which is more than enough. "

1 1, China people used to put their first names in the back and their surnames in the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans, on the other hand, used to put their first names in front of their surnames to show their respect for themselves.

12, look, this is a typical mania, like when good people are not sick. It is dangerous for such a person to join the society! Take it off!

13, can it become chronic? Now that medicine is so developed, it will definitely become chronic!

14, kindness.

15, sharing a bed for more than 20 years, there is indeed some aesthetic fatigue.

16, are you in a meeting? That's right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll say you listen. All right. I miss you. oh Did you miss me? Ah. You were really bad yesterday. Hello. Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I will kiss you. Did you hear that? I heard you.

17, what is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding!

18, Ge You: A good road does not stretch grass, but a good brain does not grow hair.

19, Ge You: organized and undisciplined!

Ge You: I'm afraid I can't speak Cantonese well. I can't say it well in other cities, for example, in Nanjing, I can't practice for half a day. Go to a place and let me speak a local dialect. I really don't have this confidence.

2 1, Ge You: Say one, I'm Yan Shouyi.

22. Ge You: I have said many times that we should unite.

Ge You: Let's buy a walkman product here. I don't choose brands. Whether the brand is good or not is empty. I look at products! Buy walkman products? It's like following a restaurant On the street, I will go to which family has more. Also, well-known products are certain. . .

24. Ge You: Masculinity ... neither submission nor fighting.

25. Ge You: I was going to see the bright moon, but the bright moon saw the ditch.

Ge You: No, a marriage without a house is unhappy!

27. Yan Shouyi: I won't answer. It turned out to be a gift from someone. The car is not good and the person is nice. Fei Lao taught us again and again: trouble, eh, I said you were in trouble. Murphy: Yan Shouyi, be a man-be kind. Please ask Aunt Fei to give us a class.

Ge You: I don't have that boat. It's just a small broken boat.

29. Ge You: There are still ideas during the filming. Of course, it is difficult to touch it when it is difficult. For example, I was asked to play Zhang Xueliang the other day. He is the curator of Zhang Xueliang Memorial Hall, specializing in computer modeling, but I don't think so; And let me play Chiang Kai-shek, which I don't think is very similar.

30. Ge You: Although Lao She's original works are under the banner of satirical comedy, I personally think it is better to delete the word "hi" and call it satirical drama directly. I think irony is the most important thing, not funny. If everyone comes just to wait for the punch line, I will be under pressure. Although there are many comedy factors in the play, there are not many jokes and satire is generally serious. If the audience can see a trace of bitterness and cause some thinking, that is the real understanding of Lao She's famous play.