Humorous joke: How old are you? Do you believe the experts?

Two turtles lay motionless on the ground. A famous expert passed by and saw two turtles in the field. This is very strange. He asked the old farmer in the nearby field, "What are these two turtles?" The old farmer replied, "They are competing for endurance to see who stays like this for a long time. Whoever moves first loses. " The expert approached two turtles and looked at them carefully for a long time. He pointed to a turtle with various stripes on its shell and said to the old farmer, "In my opinion, this turtle has been dead for more than half a year. Than endurance, are you kidding? " The turtle next to him was unhappy and stretched out his head and muttered, "It's not interesting enough. He didn't say a word when he died." It made me wait. "At this time, something unexpected happened. The striped turtle sticks its head out and shouts to its companion, "You lost. How old are you, fool? You believe what the experts say! Naive! "