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Why did Zhou Enlai aspire to study for the rise of China? What do you think of him?

First, it is very strict. At a meeting in the State Council hosted by Zhou Enlai, a minister only read the material word for word when reporting his work, and made a joke by pronouncing the wrong sound several times. Zhou Enlai began to suppress his inner anger and reminded him, "No! Look at it clearly and then look. " The priest looked at it again and read it again. The situation is still very bad. "no!" Zhou Enlai is full of discontent. After the meeting, the minister was named and sent away.

One day in 1950s, Premier Zhou Enlai went to the airport to bid farewell to Prince Sihanouk. Everyone watched Sihanouk enter the hatch and couldn't wait to walk to the airport gate to watch the ongoing football match. Zhou Enlai flew into a rage and asked his secretary to call them back. Facing the generals, he asked, "Have you learned the infantry regulations? Which article of the Infantry Regulations stipulates that you can leave without a prime minister? Can you be a general like this? In the army, the leader didn't leave, but all the people below left, okay? What will people think if the guests haven't left and the airport is empty? Don't you understand diplomatic etiquette? "

From 6: 438 to 9: 65, Zhou Enlai went to Algiers to attend the Asian-African Conference. When passing through Cairo, he suddenly received a telegram informing him that there was a military coup in Algiers. Boumeddin overthrew President BouMbela, seized power and set up an interim government. Zhou Enlai reported the situation to Mao Zedong through Deng Xiaoping, and suggested to change the plan temporarily. After research by Mao Zedong and the Secretariat of the Central Committee, it was agreed that Zhou Enlai would change his plan and stay in Cairo for a visit, so as to observe the changes in the situation and make further plans and arrangements. Before Zhou Enlai, Foreign Minister Chen Yi had arrived in Algiers. Many Asian and African leaders came to him to inquire about China's attitude. Chen Yi said that this Asian-African conference must be held! And you must drive well! Later, due to various factors, the meeting could not be held, and Chen Yi fired empty guns, which caused some bad effects. After Zhou Enlai knew it, he paced again and again and said, "Nonsense, this is nonsense!" After returning to Beijing, Zhou Enlai thumped his desk and said angrily, "You are disorganized and undisciplined! This is not allowed! You are the foreign minister of China, and you dare to make a statement there without asking or reporting. As good as you? Who gave you the power? This is a question of international influence. You should review with Chairman Mao and the CPC Central Committee! As soon as I got off the plane in Cairo, I reported to Chairman Mao and the CPC Central Committee for instructions. In Algiers, you dare to express your views without reporting or asking. The revolution didn't even have this organizational discipline for most of its life? "

Second, martial arts is high. 1913-1917 years, when Zhou Enlai was studying in Nankai School, he learned from Han Zuanxia who opened the martial arts school in Tianjin. Later, Zhou Enlai was appointed as the director of the political department of Whampoa Military Academy, and Han Zuanxia was hired as the chief martial arts instructor of Whampoa Military Academy. Zhou Enlai studied it again, which shows that Zhou Enlai is successful. At the beginning of Zunyi Conference, Zhou Enlai served as the first military leader of the Party for a long time. He once set up the famous "Central Special Branch" to personally teach the basic methods of self-defense and attacking the enemy. Zhou Enlai is not only a martial arts teacher in class, but also plays the role of a "martial arts expert" in practice. He often tried his best to personally command the Red Team, rescue arrested comrades, suppress traitors, get rid of traitors, and successively executed traitors He Jiaxing, Dai, Bai Xin and Kuomintang spy leaders Wang Bin and Ma Shaowu. At that time, Zhou Enlai's alias was "Wu Hao", so his Kurt action was called "Sword of Wu Hao". His Teke is a hundred times more powerful than the Kuomintang spy chief Dai Li's troops. Chiang Kai-shek once said to Dai Li, "If we catch Zhou Enlai, the whole * * * production party will collapse".

Third, the amount of alcohol is amazing. In the team of * * * producers, Xu is famous for his high martial arts and heavy drinking capacity. After learning about his capacity for drinking, a general threatened to "take a battalion of soldiers to escort him when drinking with General Xu again". And Xu only admired it on the wine table, because once when they were drinking, they quietly accompanied him to dry two bottles. General Xu became taller and opened the third bottle, which suddenly shocked him. From then on, in front of him, General Xu candidly admit defeat.

Fourth, the foreign language level is high. Zhou Enlai wrote in his diary on April 3, 2008 that during his stay in Japan, 1965438: "Reading English newspapers, I learned that the Japanese government has raised 20 more articles against China!" Reading Japanese English newspapers shows that their English level is really high. Zhou Enlai has always had the habit of reading English newspapers. The documentary "A Hundred Years of Grace" shows him reading English newspapers after work. American journalist Si Nuo described his meeting with Zhou Enlai in The Red Star Shines on China: "He speaks English a little slowly, but quite accurately."

1954, Zhou Enlai passed by Moscow after the Geneva conference and attended a reception hosted by the Soviets. When Zhou Enlai gave a speech, he used English, so that many Soviet dignitaries had to translate his English speech into Russian. In his memoir The White House Years, Dr. Kissinger described the Zhou Enlai he knew as follows: "When he listens to English, he doesn't have to wait for an interpreter. The smile and understanding expression on his face clearly show that he knows English.