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Putonghua composition
I know the pain of not speaking Mandarin, or even not speaking Mandarin! So I began to learn Mandarin since I was a child, and now I have practiced it very well (but with a little hometown accent).
My grandfather can't speak Mandarin at all, and speaking his hometown dialect is a common occurrence. Moreover, often make a joke:
The hot summer is coming again. If the business in the shop is the hottest, of course, it must be the shop selling floor mats! The people there are three floors inside and three floors outside. Grandpa and I are also mixed in the crowd.
We finally waited until the crowd dispersed and we came to the shop. Grandpa said: "Allah (we) want a horse (buy) a small mat!" " "The salesman was at a loss, and they made a sign to each other. And no one understood.
Finally, grandpa finally thought of me playing (because I can speak Mandarin), so I bought a mat in fluent Mandarin.
Another time, grandpa wanted to buy a house and called everywhere to ask if he had a house.
Once, my grandfather asked about a house on the tenth floor. He asked, "Is there a carpet (elevator)?" Ask him if he is a monk in Zhang Er-I can't touch my head. Grandpa had to give up the house.
Because China is too big and there are too many dialects, we should all learn Mandarin to facilitate communication. In particular, we primary school students should learn Mandarin well and promote it!
The second composition in Putonghua:
In order to promote Putonghua, the teacher held a program this week, and I lived a full and meaningful life.
In the third class on Thursday afternoon, our class had a performance program. Xiao Jia, the monitor, is the host, holding a microphone like ice cream in his hand and smiling, saying, "The performance begins now!" " First of all, the first sketch is about a person from other places who wants to eat. When he arrived at the restaurant, he said to the waiter, "Waiter, I want a big fat chicken." Hearing this, the waiter scratched his head and said to himself, "This man is really strange. Obviously this is a restaurant, not an airport. Is he in the wrong place? " So the waiter: "Sir, this is the dining room. If you want to fly, please leave. " The foreigner patted the table and said, "Do you still want to do business? I want a big fat chicken. " The waiter shook his head and went to the boss and said, "Boss, there is a man making trouble outside, saying that he wants to fly." The boss is a little skeptical. He walked out of the office and came to the man. He said, "Sir, we are a restaurant and we can't fly." The foreigner struck the table again and said, "I just want a big fat chicken." The boss seemed to understand something, picked up the menu, pointed to the big fat chicken and said, "Do you want this, sir?" Outsiders nodded. The waiter suddenly realized that he wanted a big fat chicken, not a plane. As soon as the sketch was over, thunderous applause rang out in the class. Later, we also set up a publicity column and made a pictorial. ...
Through this activity, I know the importance of Mandarin. Speak mandarin well and are not afraid to go anywhere; If it's not good, just make a joke like this man!
The third composition in Putonghua:
At noon, after dinner, grandpa is smoking. Grandma saw him and said, "Grandpa, stop smoking. It is not good to eat cigarettes, which is harmful to "creating air". " Our whole family burst into laughter. I corrected my grandmother's pronunciation again: "It's not smoking, it's smoking. And it is healthy, not "empty" ...
Today, I teach my grandmother Mandarin. Because grandma didn't learn Mandarin when she was a child. Grandma was very happy to know that I was going to teach her Mandarin.
After school that day, my sandal strap broke. My grandmother took me to a shoe store to buy shoes. I chose my favorite sandals. Grandma said to the clerk's aunt, "My granddaughter likes this pair of pneumatic shoes. Please wrap them up. " Because the assistant aunt in this shop is from other places, she was really knocked down by grandma's "trouble" 1 "sandals, not pneumatic shoes!" I corrected grandma's pronunciation.
Coming out of the shoe store, grandma urged me to say, "Let's go, the sun is getting bigger and bigger." Hearing this, I laughed and said, "It's the sun, not the sun."
At noon, after dinner, grandpa is smoking. Grandma saw him and quickly said, "Grandpa, don't eat cigarettes any more. It is not good to eat cigarettes, which is harmful to "creating air". " Our whole family burst into laughter. I corrected my grandmother's pronunciation again: "It's not smoking, it's smoking. And it is healthy, not "empty" "
Sure enough, "hard work pays off." After my patient guidance, grandma can speak standard and great Mandarin now!
The fourth composition in Putonghua:
Grandpa is over seventy years old. When I was a child, my family was poor and had no money to study, so I often spoke with a "sweet potato accent." Sometimes when talking to others, a sentence of Mandarin is often mixed with half a dialect, which makes people confused. To this end, Grandpa made up his mind to learn Mandarin from now on.
Mom and dad didn't have time to teach grandpa at work, so the heavy responsibility of being a teacher fell on me. For a high standard of teaching, I dug out the Chinese book for the first grade, and taught my grandfather one sound at a time, starting with Chinese Pinyin. "it says' q-iu', q-iu ball, football'," it says' sh-eng', sh-eng student's life "... my grandfather and I are like real teachers and students. I read one book and he said another. Not negligent at all.
In order to consolidate, grandpa specially bought a repeater and read aloud tapes, and used the opportunity of doing morning exercises in the park to exercise and study every morning. The first thing I do after school every day is to check grandpa's study that day. Many things happen. With the joint efforts of our "master and apprentice", Grandpa's Putonghua level has been greatly improved. But sometimes I can speak dialects. For example, "Waterfall" is habitually pronounced as "rag" and "Shu" is pronounced as "Old Chu". I think this problem needs to be corrected, so I found a tongue twister and let grandpa practice word by word in front of the mirror. Although the task is a bit heavy, grandpa still takes pains to hold a book every day and write down difficult words and sentences while memorizing. Look up the dictionary when you encounter irregular words. Not long after, grandpa himself learned to read the tongue, the flat tongue and the baby's voice. For example, grandpa can say "today's flowers are really beautiful." Mandarin sounds clear and clear, which is incredible!
Not only that, grandpa actually worshipped the CCTV news announcer as a teacher. You see, when the news time comes every day, grandpa's absorbed expression can't help but make people respect. It's not easy to be a seventy-year-old grandfather!
No, he is reading another article aloud in the living room.
The fifth composition in Putonghua:
2 1 century is a brand-new world. The most important thing in 2 1 century is to speak Mandarin and write standard words.
In life, we often meet relatives or friends who are misunderstood by others because they can't speak Mandarin well. This happened in my house.
I remember one day, I was chatting with my parents. Because my father is from Shandong, he can't speak Mandarin well. When we were chatting, my father's words puzzled us, so I gave my father an opinion and said, "Dad, I think you have to learn to speak Mandarin. We can't understand what you said, let alone tell our colleagues. " Dad said, "well, I should learn, too, or it would be too embarrassing to go out and tell others." "Then I'll teach you!" I'm happy to say. Dad agreed. So I took a book to my father to read. I corrected my mistake.
After a month's hard work, my father can finally speak fluent Mandarin, and he is no longer embarrassed to talk to his colleagues. Since then, my father is very happy and willing to communicate with others every day.
When I went back to my hometown this time, my father spoke to my grandparents in Mandarin, but they didn't understand. Dad told them that he could speak Mandarin. Grandpa asked grandma to learn Mandarin, too. Grandma agreed, and dad poured everything he learned to grandma and grandpa. ...
When I went home this time, Mandarin soon spread in my hometown. Now more and more people speak Mandarin at work and study. Students, since speaking Mandarin is so important, let's spread it together now!
The sixth composition in Putonghua:
Speaking Mandarin well is an extremely important thing in modern society. Mandarin is a way for people of all ethnic groups to communicate with each other and is the traditional language of China. Without Mandarin, communication between people becomes very difficult.
Putonghua refers to a modern standard language with Beijing accent as the standard pronunciation, northern dialect as the basic dialect and typical modern vernacular as the grammatical norm. Mandarin is the common language of people of all ethnic groups in China. It is the most beautiful language in the world, with cadence and melodiousness. Today, China has achieved unprecedented unity in politics, economy and culture. Under the leadership of the Party, the people of the whole country are United and strive for the common goal of building socialism, and the people urgently need a common language. Without this language, it will bring certain difficulties to the political, economic and cultural life of our people. Therefore, it is an important political task to vigorously promote Putonghua among the people of the whole country.
For thousands of years, language has been facing interpersonal communication, the emergence of computers and the acceleration of information circulation, which has expanded the service object of language from interpersonal communication to human-computer communication. Today, Chinese information processing technology has become one of the key points of high technology. The standardization of language and characters and the level of standardized application research are prerequisites for Chinese information processing technology, which determines the development speed of Chinese information processing technology and is a big problem related to whether China can embark on the "information superhighway". Therefore, Putonghua also plays an important role in promoting the development of high technology in China and enhancing its comprehensive national strength. When communication is frequent and even a "global village" will come into our lives, convenient and barrier-free communication becomes more and more important.
I remember a joke. The minister is called Xiao Zhang. Xiao Zhang answered the phone and said, "Hello, I'm the headmaster (Xiao Zhang)." Hearing this, the minister dialed the wrong number. Xiao Zhang didn't answer, so he asked, "Who are you?" The minister said, "I just won't talk about it!" " "Two people hung up the puzzling phone at the same time. After listening to it, I realized that this was a joke in dialect. Thereby highlighting the importance of Putonghua.
Some people say, "It is a good thing to popularize Putonghua, but it is very difficult to suddenly change from my hometown dialect that I have been used to for many years." Although this is a fact, what I want to say is: as long as everyone is working hard, there is no hurdle! It's really unrealistic to speak fluent Mandarin in a short time, but once you study and practice for a long time, you can certainly do it.
"Promote Mandarin and China culture." This is a hot topic today. In my opinion, "Mandarin" is unusual. It connects the hearts of more than one billion people in China, making communication between people more convenient. Let's cheer for this exquisite language that unifies the whole country!
The seventh composition in Putonghua:
It is said that one day, dialect and Mandarin met on the bank of a stream. Dialect, turned out to be his twin brother Mandarin!
Dialect says to Mandarin: "Hi! Mandarin brothers! You said we were all born to Chinese mothers, almost identical. Then who is more capable? "
Mandarin says, "Brother, with your ability to spread only in the city, you are still a hundred thousand miles away from me!" " Brother, go back to practice! "
When I heard the dialect, I got angry and said, "What's your skill? Not just like me! "
Mandarin says, "My skills are great! Broadcast, TV host, speech … all need me! What about you? Can you do so many things? "
Dialect says: "I am also very capable! It can increase the communication speed between local people, and some local radio stations and local programs also need me! "
Mandarin says, "Then look in the street. Whoever supports more people will have great skills! "
As a result, Mandarin and dialects took to the streets. They first saw a host, so they came forward and asked, "Do you think Mandarin is better or dialect is better?"
"Well, it should be Mandarin. Well, Mandarin promotes China culture! "
The mandarin speaker said, "Look, I'm still good at it!"
The dialect says, "This doesn't count! There are so many people anyway! "
Next, they saw an out-and-out Minnan dialect, so they greeted each other and asked, "Do you speak Mandarin or dialect?" Minnan people said: "The dialect is good! Dialect is very convenient! "
The dialect says, "Look, I'm better at it!"
Mandarin says, "It doesn't count! There are others! "
They asked for three days and two nights, and the final result was-the votes were the same! This result surprised them and they had to go to sign language to judge. Sign language said: "You are all wrong, only our sign language is the greatest, and you are all insignificant!" " "
After listening to dialect and Mandarin, I fainted with a splash.
The eighth composition in Mandarin:
Students, today is the third week of September, and it is also the national "Putonghua Promotion Week". Putonghua is our common language and the common language of China people. Up to now, our language has developed rapidly. Not only written with a pen, but also typed with a computer. China people are really smart.
Nowadays, all countries have their own languages: Russia has Russian, Britain has English, Japan has Japanese and France has French ... so communication all over the world is very inconvenient. In China alone, there are dozens of languages, and now dialects are divided into seven categories. For China, which is rich in real estate and has a large population, this is simply a big problem. To this end, the state has decided to use Putonghua as the national unified language and promote it to the whole country. But some people are stubborn and just don't speak Mandarin.
The so-called Putonghua is a language with Beijing pronunciation as the standard, northern dialect as the basic dialect and typical modern vernacular as the grammatical norm. Language is the most important way of communication between people. Therefore, all of us must learn to speak Mandarin.
I remember a joke. The minister is called Xiao Zhang. Xiao Zhang answered the phone and said, "Hello, I'm the headmaster (Xiao Zhang)." Hearing this, the minister dialed the wrong number. Xiao Zhang didn't answer, so he asked, "Who are you?" The minister said, "I just won't talk about it!" " "Two people hung up the puzzling phone at the same time. After listening to it, I realized that this was a joke in dialect. Thereby highlighting the importance of Putonghua.
There is also a joke about a Shandong man who came to Beijing and saw it raining heavily. When he got there, he said to the shopkeeper, "Boss, I want a fan (umbrella)." The two played a joke on this. Yes, misunderstandings and jokes that shouldn't happen are easy to happen because of different languages.
Then, dear students, pay attention to your language! Modern society needs a standard and universal language, and China's Mandarin is needed!
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