Humorous jokes birthday wishes

1, there is no more reason to lie to yourself, time is no longer gentle like a knife, birthday wishes get rich overnight. Happy birthday!

2. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on!

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

4, unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation to wish you a happy birthday.

5. Look left, right, up and down, you are the most attractive today; Look forward, look back, look horizontally and vertically. You are the most beautiful person in the world. Happy birthday to you.

6. hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

7. Well, girl, I'm one year older. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness. Haha, I found that I am so narcissistic. What should I do?

I collected all the beauty of nature for you and put it on your birthday candlestick. Hide everything you can say in the bud and make it a secret that can be released.

I don't want to give you a present on my birthday now. Write you a blessing. If you don't think there are enough gifts, please collect me. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

10, (Life) An outstanding person must be a hero when he dies, be a sword (day) and be a kite at night. (Quick) I hate Jianghu, (Happy) I want to live happily.

1 1. Today is my happy sister's birthday. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

12, the mountain is very long and the water is far away. I can't stop sending messages of blessing, and a few words can't express my thoughts. Let the happiness of missing hold on to us forever!

13, special love, dedicated to you, may my blessing haunt you like sunshine, and sincerely wish you health and happiness forever, happy birthday!

14, I have no colorful flowers, no romantic poems, no expensive gifts, no exciting surprises, only gentle wishes. Happy birthday to you!

15, a long distance, a long line, it took a long time to erase. Today is your birthday. I have been thinking about you in the distance. Happy birthday!

16, may my heart be a flower, blooming under your sky, adding a little warmth to your birthday and a touch of beautiful luster to your happiness!

17, knowing that your birthday is coming soon, just say what gift you want, say it, say it quickly ... The time limit has passed after reading the text message.

18, pick a snowflake, string the blessings into a Bai Shu, and present a beautiful heart-shaped flower for your birthday.

19, happy birthday. I wish you look up to see Cupid today, go out and meet a great beauty, bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit! Ha ha!

20. The angel asked me to take a message for you, wishing you a happy birthday and telling you good news. After a hundred years, you will restore Tian Peng's position as a handsome man.

2 1, may you sow in the season full of hope and reap in the joy of autumn! Happy birthday! Step by step!

22.are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

23. Although communication is so scarce and meeting time is so short, our friendship ties us closely. Happy birthday!

24. happy birthday May this special day be filled with joy every moment.

25. Is today your birthday? If so, I will send you the gift! By the way, will China Post accept me?

26. I am by your side every day. I don't have to miss you hard, and I don't have to love you sourly. I just love you sweetly! Happy birthday, my baby!

27. I wish you look up at Cupid today, go out to see a beautiful woman, bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit!

28. (Life) Like Donghailan, (Japan) Near Nanshan Orchid, (Fast) Picking Qionghua as the birthday, (Music) Full of melody.

29. Dear sister, I have a very precious gift. I want to give it to you. This is the short message I am sending you now. Happy birthday.

I approached you, sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressed my blessing, shared your happiness, and then listened to the echo of your youth.

3 1, today is your birthday. On this special day, I have never forgotten to wish you a happy birthday. You will stay young and become more and more beautiful!

I give you my special blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best birthday you have ever had!

On this special day, I want to say that I am really glad that time has not changed our friendship. I wish you a happy birthday.

34. I don't give presents for my birthday now. I will write you a blessing. If you think the gifts are not enough, please gather me together and wish you a happy birthday!

Sing a happy birthday song to come near you, express my blessing, share your happiness, and then listen to your youthful reply.

Know that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed.

37. (Birth) Birthday coincides with the arrival of Spring in the snow, and (Japanese) New Year brings new things. Sincerely (quickly), if anyone understands, (happily) invite fellow travelers to join us.

38. Flowers are similar from year to year, but people of different ages are different. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just want you to be happy!

39. Happy birthday, old man. I lost in the end, so I don't want to make a fool of myself, but I congratulate you. Improper place, see the old gentleman.

40, brilliant candlelight, happy birthday, lucky me, tomorrow will be better!

4 1, on your birthday, I want to say to you: "pig! I wish you a happy birthday. "One more" may be more successful! Good mood every day! "

A year later, today belongs to you: your birthday, your birthday. I congratulate you. This card and sincere heart belong to you.