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Who can translate Cantonese he said at the Andy Lau Visual Tour 2004 concert into Mandarin? Thank you! ! !
Four opening songs-"The sky is higher than the sky" and "It is not a crime for a man to cry"-
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Hua Zai said: I want to thank all the friends who performed on the stage with your applause. Thank you! (pause) Everyone is working. Hey, is everyone in this business? (Andy realized that he was wrong at this moment, haha) Then he said: I have been in the entertainment industry for so long. Are you bored? (Of course, the audience said: No) Do you remember what Liu De was like 20 years ago? I prepared a photo for everyone to see (so a fat photo of early Hua Zai appeared on the screen). Hua Zi went on to say: What's the difference between it and the current figures? (Laughing happily on the stage)
Then I said: I used to be fat. Someone in the audience said he was handsome. ) Hua listened and said, Yes, but I am a handsome and fat boy. In the next period of time, I hope you can collectively recall with me how this handsome fat boy sang for more than 20 years. Do you remember what his first song was? How many people know how to raise their hands? Well, in that case, why don't you close your eyes and think about that photo just now, and think back to the way Andy Lau sang more than 20 years ago, and then you will know that I love you! -(Music begins)-Say, "That's right. This song is the first song I blink in more than 20 years. I hope singing for you at this time can still impress you. Here you are.
Emotional forbidden zone:
Hua Zai said: In a blink of an eye, several years have passed, and this song is also acceptable to everyone for the first time.
Can you tell me the name of this song?
After the emotional forbidden zone:
So a few years later, a song that I couldn't help mentioning my music was the first golden song "Can I" by handsome Andy Lau.
Shanghai 1945 hours
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The female voice said: 194 1 year1October? (inaudible) All Chinese in Hong Kong and Kowloon responded to 1 RMB airport donation activity.
Everyone donated one yuan to buy a military plane for the motherland to resist Japan.
I went to see Andy and said: Now it's a news report: the Alliance for the Defence of China has long been located in Hongkong (the only one? ) * * * *, Hong Kong compatriots * * contacted overseas alliances and raised a lot of donations to support the motherland. There are also many patriots living in Hong Kong, Hong Kong compatriots and the East * * * * to help * * * continue to support the motherland. (Note: I guessed this passage, please forgive me if there is any mistake) and then sing "One"
After singing "You are My Woman", when Hua Zi wanted to change clothes again, Hua Zi said: I also hope you can thank the other two dancers with applause. After the introduction, you will come down.
Stupid child
"Silly boy", when Andy first came up, his movements were very cool. After singing, the silly boy Hua Zai said naughtily, I need more applause (Sammi Cheng was seen in the camera at this moment), (applause rang out from the audience), and Hua Zai bowed and said, Thank you! More than 20 years ago, a silly child joined the business. Today, I got everyone's applause. Hua Zi knelt down and said, thanks again. He added, "but after more than 20 years, another class has emerged ... these children are really stupid." Andy looked at the silly children-like dancers on the stage and said, "Do you think they will give you applause? (from the audience, of course. ) Today, people are beginning to recognize your face. I hope that from tomorrow on, all the applause will belong to you and me. Thank you! Then Andy and a group of dancers thanked him. Hua zai said under the stage: I hope everyone will give them another round of applause.
There is nothing like you.
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All I know is that when I first joined the business, everyone thought I was an idol. Do you think idols need to date? (The audience seems to say yes) Hua Zai went on to say, "In this case, I'll go out and introduce my girlfriend to you today, ok?" Ah, do you want to know her? (I listened clearly this time, and the audience said yes. )
Andy said, "Well, slowly focus on the center of the stage. (At this moment, a female companion who changed clothes while doing magic came up. Hua Zi jokingly said, "This is your sister-in-law! -people who can be my sister-in-law always have a skill. My sister-in-law can avoid all paparazzi photos, but she won't avoid your photos. Pick up your camera and take a photo of the contemporary boss and sister-in-law! ! Today I'm going to show my sister-in-law's skills in front of everyone. I hope everyone can give me some applause. So the music "No one can be like you" began.
I don't want it if it's not mine-I'll only give you one in my life.
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Bye-bye, sister-in-law, so many performances, I dance Latin, give electricity and play magic. In fact, I know that I am like a "clown" after entering the business, and I hope to bring more different happiness to all of you here. I hope you like it (after the audience shouts). Hua Zai added: Actually, because of you, I learned what to cherish. Many people don't know how to cherish, so the result is that I know how to cherish today, and I know that I got everything I wanted (I saw it in the camera again.
I want to share a song with you at this time today, because the title of this song is very interesting (proud). The song is called "Don't take it if it's not mine". After singing for a while, the music stopped. Hua Zi said: In fact, there are many things in this world that are the same. Everyone should remember ... Hua Zi didn't go on, haha, a girl in the audience said; Remember Andy Lau) ~ ~) Andy Lau said: I really want to remember it, and then after singing "It doesn't matter if you are rich or poor", Andy Lau said: I hope you can take your camera and take pictures of me in front of this handsome guy, because I hope that when I meet you in the street in the future, the screensaver will be the handsome guy in your mobile phone.
Then Andy smiled and said, "Well, I've had enough for today. Ha ha. Thank you again here, because in fact, no one knows how to go in the future, but I know that with you walking with me, I think this road will always be sweet. At this moment, Andy took off the ornament on his nose and said, "This is Brother Red Nose. When you need it, remember that when you need joy, you must remember to have me. Well, I'm a handsome boy now. And this handsome guy is what I used to "cheat" girls, and the next song is what I used to cheat girls. If boys want to cheat girls, they must learn this song, okay? I don't ask you to call me when I'm not singing. Give me some applause. All right, button this button and all the girls will look over. (At this time, Shu Qi appeared on the camera. Hanako pointed to someone in the audience and said, "Why don't you look at me? You are so beautiful! Here you are: I will only give you one in my life.
Days together
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Say; Thank you very much for calming me down and letting me enjoy being a strong person. I've been thinking that if I sing a song, there are 13000 people who can sing with me, don't you think? Then, if I sing this song, no one can sing it. Please go back! (Pause) Q: "Can you really sing? Are you worried about buying insurance? We'll come first at halftime. Then I said the title of the song. Hanako looked at the audience and joked, "I'm afraid of being guilty. Is it "Days Together"? I really want to hear 13000 people sing.
This is Tanabata and Moody's. Be careful. !
Among them, when singing "Home", Andy said: "You go, you go, we go! ! !
An Ge counted down and sang Superman.
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After singing Superman and thanking the dancers, Hua Zai said happily, "Have you found your own happiness again? Have you stood enough? That's enough. Without giving some beats, some music with a strong sense of rhythm came. Hanako introduced "sons" and said, "I hope you will welcome my two sons with applause.
Andox and the black boy: "Hello! Hello everyone. "
Hua Zai: I heard that you are very tall now? Would you like to sing and dance with us?
Andox: My name is Andy.
Black boy: I, my name is black boy.
Andox and Sunspot: Hello, hi!
Hua Zai: We will use this time to let our three mothers and children sing a song with you. This song is called Together.
Is it ok (bad)?
Andox: Yes.
Black boy: Yes.
-(Haha, I think the black boy is cuter, jumping around there), and Hanako is also called "Black boy, stop", hehe.
The countdown to the new year is coming!
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Hua Tsai:' Well, these partners have worked hard. Do you want to count down together here? (Of course, the audience said yes, after all, it is difficult to count down to welcome the New Year with Andy) ... There are still 40 seconds ... My friends above gave me some feedback ... and 30 seconds. ...
This is 20 seconds ... ready to count down ... (the bell rings) ... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, of course, saying Happy New Year and singing a New Year song, among which Andy also said, "Who is not afraid of champagne? I was quite excited to run around, shouting: "Everyone is healthy, and everything wins. Happy New Year, Happy New Year ".
-It stopped.
Andox said first: Thank you.
Hua Zai: Happy New Year. Thank you for your support and trust in the past year.
Thank you again.
Andox and Sunspots also greeted the audience.
Hua Zi: "You are standing in the center of the stage. Don't fuck those kids. Stand in the center of the stage.
Andox and Sunspot don't seem to want to do this, but they just said a perfunctory and grievance: Oh.
Hua Zai: Do you want to perform?
Andox and the Black Boy: Yes, yes, yes! !
Andy: "OK, you stand up, stand up ... OK, in that case,
Give me a round of applause. I'll give you a round of applause. ) Listen,
Hanako said to Andox and Heizi, "Are you going to dance?" ?
Black boy: (excited) OK, OK. I'll read it first-(Haha, that's interesting)
Andox: From me to me, me. ...
Andy: Can you do that?
Andox: I'll try ... Let's give some applause first (haha, I think Andox dances very hard haha).
Andox: Mom, why don't we dance together?
Andy: OK ... Please stand up. ...
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Andox stole the show and said, "Well, please thank our partners with warm applause."
Then the black boy said to his partner, it's none of your business. You can go first.
Chorus Infernal Affairs
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Andox: Are there any fans of Andox here?
Black boy: What about me? Where are my fans?
Andox: Mom, can we sing? ..... someone answered yes.
Hua zai; How do people sing to you?
Black boy and Andox asked the fans under the stage; Compare (give or not)
Andox: Grandma, they said to give it.
Andy is helpless: OK, you want to sing, right? What song can you sing?
Andox: Who cares? We'll know all your songs and laugh a few times.
Andy: OK, OK, OK. ...
Hua Zai saw Heizai and Andox bump into each other, and said, You bumped into you two again. You don't have to be so close.
Then Hanako shouted, Stop dancing, Heizi.
The audience laughed, and the black boy restrained himself and said, I'm sorry. The audience laughed again.
Andy: Well, seeing you ... you moved again. ...
Andox soon dared not. Hanako said, you are very proud, right? Andox soon dared not.
"I will punish you and black you," Andy said. Andox quickly said no, and then the black boy said excitedly, Yes, yes, I have company.
At this time, hanako said to Heizi; Believe it or not, I painted you white. Black boys coquetry: white is ugly ~
Andox said to the black boy, What are you talking about?
Seeing that they want to "quarrel" now, Hanako quickly said, stop it! ! ! Do you want to sing?
Andox and Black Boy: Yes!
Hua Zai: What's the best song, one black and one white? ..... Infernal affairs, of course.
Andox: I'll go there first.
Hua Zai said to Andox and Heizai: You should find your fans. Stop arguing.
When I officially sang Infernal Affairs,
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Andox and Sunspot greeted the audience respectively.
Andox also said kindly, "I'll shake hands with you later."
The black man smiled insidiously, and both the black man and Andox said yes, yes, ready.
Hua Tsai: This song is very quiet. It is a very serious song. Can I ask you to stay calm?
Andox and black boys; Know! -
..... the music began. ...
Hanako: Infernal Affairs sung by three mother and son.
-Among them, in the middle of the song, the black boy said a classic dialogue in Infernal Affairs-
Andox: I want to be a good person. Give me a chance.
Black boy: Sorry, I'm a policeman.
Andox: Who knows? Hahahahahahaha.
Finish singing
Black boy coquetry: Grandma, I want a hug.
The black boy fell down.
Hua zai; What are you doing?
At this time, Andox also deliberately fell, and both of them said; Grandma, help me! !
Andox, grandma, which one do you save first?
The black boy was coquetry there and whispered, help me first ...
Hua zai; I tell you, don't play with these things with me. ...
Black boy and Andox: I really can't get up.
-The audience laughed askew.
Hua zai once said a very philosophical sentence: I can only tell you to stand up when you fall! !
Hua zai; Is it okay?
Black boy and Andox: You must ask for help. ...
Hanako said to the audience: Why don't you cheer him up?
-The audience responded-
The lifting platform is up, black boy, they can turn over,
Black boy and Andox sang "EveryoneisNo. 1".
The black boy stood up and Andox was still lying there haha
Andox asked: Grandma, did my feet leave the ground? Andy, how's your foot? Ha ha laugh
"Black boy" laughed at Andox: "You can't get down with short feet." .
Hua zai; Don't talk about people like that.
Andox: Anger.
Black boy; Oh, don't be angry, but I want my microphone back.
Andy will pick it up, Andox said. Mom will wait for him to pick it up.
Andox also "laughed" at the black boy: You can't find it because your feet are long. Can I help you?
Black boy; All right, come on.
Andox: Help you! [kicking microphone]
Black boy: You are so bad, Grandma. He bullied me. Where is my microphone?
Andox: Don't give it to him.
Black boy: I don't even know where I've been.
Black boy saw Hua boy pick it up and said, give it back to me, and he will rob it!
Hua zai; Stop, stop, put out your hand.
Black boy; Left hand or right hand? /How are your feet?
Monologues of Black Boys and Andox
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Hua Zai: Well, at this time, I hope everyone can really and practically listen to what they are saying.
Andox: Thank you very much for supporting Grandma for so many years.
Black boy: What else? Actually,
We are so funny because we have inherited the tradition of my mother Andy Lau. Can you give him some applause for me? Grandma, I love you.
Andox said; Me too.
Then three mothers and children hugged each other.
Hua Zai: Well, I really came. Thank you for supporting me. No matter what I do, everyone will feel good.
I can't believe I feel good about having two cows.
Black boy: What kind of cow? Handsome asked the audience: Do I look like my mother?
Fans: Like (like)
Black boy: What about me? (The audience also said it was like)
Hua zai; Well, in that case, I hope you two can say hello to everyone.
Andox: Oh, goodbye.
Black boy: I can't bear to part with you. Bye.
Andox: Happy New Year.
Black boy: Everything went well.
Two: Bye.
Andox, see you tomorrow night!
-Made Andy and his fans laugh.
"If something happens to me"-"If one day"
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Hua Zai: Well, after playing for so long, everyone has seen many partners and many performances. However, all night, a group of friends I have never met were silently accompanying me behind my back. This is a band. They just exist under your feet. As long as you step on the ground, they will be very clear. Ah Xi[ Zhao Zengxi], could you hear me just now? If you like to stand, I won't stop you. Well, there is a song that I didn't want to sing at first, but one night, after I sang it myself, I found that many people at the scene could sing it, which surprised me. This song is called if I have anything.
-That's it.-Up to "17 years old"
Hanako said: Thank you very much for this unpopular song that everyone is familiar with. Well, after listening to the fans' shouts, Hanako went on to say; I think this place in Hong Kong is really warm. Hong Kong people, I feel very nostalgic. After working for more than 20 years, everyone still feels like a newcomer. I really want to tell you that I am very happy and proud to live in Hongkong, because I find everyone's eyes are telling me: I am proud to have Andy Lau! When my tone changed, I said, "I want to share it with you. At the age of 65,438+07, I just started out and couldn't help singing this song. 65,438+07, I gave it to you when I attended the training class ... (Hua Zai laughs) ...
Halfway: Do you remember how old you were when I was 17? Are you all like me 17 years old, that is, I was a child at that time-after singing 17 years old-Hua Zi said: An artist can't ask for more than my husband! Remember to remember one thing: remember, although I am forgetful and often make mistakes, I will draw your eyes into my eyes one by one, and then keep them deep in my heart. I will sing this song for you face to face and eye to eye. I hope your voice is the same as mine, your direction is the same as mine, and I hope I can hear you sing this song equally.
When the music stopped, Hanako said, I hope you can sing this sentence, and the rest is "Always remember you". Do you remember how to sing? Put on some music and see if everyone can sing. Well, if one day, I am really old, or I am married, have children, and come out with my children and grandchildren to sing "I vowed to leave you last night" with you, I don't know if everyone will feel anything, but on that day, I am not afraid of ugliness (shyness). I hope that one day. Another tone sandhi said: This song is called "If One Day". If you really see me getting old one day, don't turn around when I follow you, okay? If one day, when the music starts, Andy says to a fan who is watching him on the stage, don't look at me like that, just see that my heart is in chaos. ! Listen to this song. Listen to this song.
If one day comes to an end, if one day, I said, if one day, war and famine flooded the whole earth, don't be afraid, I am here! Your heart is my heart, hands and hands. Please raise your left hand and say I'll do it first, won't I? (Of course, do is said under the stage), heart to heart, hand in hand, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you can share your worries. Friends who raise their hands, remember that I am your good friend.
When I miss you every day
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Hua Zai said: I have been sitting for a long time. Do you want to play? Time to play. Oh, from this second on, everyone will think they are drunk, okay? What happens when you're drunk? What happens when you're drunk? That's right ... not drunk enough ... drunk here ... singing "I miss you every day"
In the middle of the song: What [what]? How much do you want [miss]?
Angels without wings
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Hanako: Well, I should go and pick flowers. Well, I really want to dress up more. The moral of this dress is ... Actually, I wrote a song recently. How about this song? I want to tell you that everyone here is my angel, because in the past 20 years, everyone has guarded me, no matter whether the road is high or low, flat or rugged.
The prelude to the song says: I'm really happy with you.
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Hua Zai said: I know that friends in every corner of the Red Pavilion love me exactly the same. I really don't know how to repay you. I can only work hard and keep healthy. I hope you can be like me.
It's over: thanks for the sun, thanks, thanks! And then goodbye. It's over.
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