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My friends and I learned interesting Chinese composition (500 words).
I remember once in a composition class, the teacher asked us to write an article "Meet my hometown after 20 years".
I immediately began to conceive and started a "masterpiece project" before my brain stopped working. While waving the pen in my hand, I murmured, "The soldiers will block me, and the composition will drown me!" " "I changed the word without authorization, ha ha. With a long stroke, I confidently handed my "work" to the Chinese teacher in one go.
The teacher looked at it and suddenly froze, frowning like a rotten paper ball: "Yaya, how did you write it?" What do you mean by "smell and fill in"? Take it back and exchange it. "I saw his one eye, originally I wrote" Du Wen Town "as" Du Wen Fill ".
I feel very ashamed in front of all my classmates. After receiving the composition book handed over by the teacher, I slowly returned to my position and said to myself, "Alas, this Chinese character is really easy to learn, or it will make a joke."
I used to write "being" as "being" and "getting" as "land". I always wrote an apostrophe about "feeling dejected". In short, there are countless typos.
Everyone seems to be a little lazy in learning Chinese characters, for example, writing the words wrong and then writing them crooked, like ants crawling. Nevertheless, Chinese characters are still our most precious, no less than the historical treasure of Yuanmingyuan, because they are like elves, casting everyone's heart with a strange magic.
I believe that through hard work, we will be able to eliminate the mistake of writing typos forever and let Chinese characters spread in our land forever.
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