Ten jokes: leadership: is it important?

At the class meeting, the head teacher looked black: I know there is puppy love in this class, but I won't let you call your parents, lest the teachers in other classes call me a matchmaker and arrange for two in-laws to meet. . . Do it yourself

Drinking and fighting with others at night, the white T-shirt was dyed red. When I got home, my girlfriend looked at me and said, "You wore a white T when you went out this morning. Why, have you bought new clothes again? " I was very angry. "Come on, come on, look at this TM. Is this a new dress? This is blood, I was beaten. " "Oh, that's great. I thought you were wasting money again. "

Colleague: Leader, I don't feel well. Please ask for leave this morning! Leader: Does it matter? Take some medicine without an injection, and insist on it in the company ... Colleague: Of course you need an injection. It will take all morning. Leader: Are you kidding? I want to check the needle holes when I come in the afternoon.

How to put private money in the most stable place? Summer is in my wife's winter clothes, and winter is in my wife's summer clothes. I have never made a mistake in these ten years!

I went out to play with a friend by train the other day. He is very fat, estimated to be nearly 300 Jin, and we all bought hard berth tickets. But everyone who got out of bed seemed to be sold out, so this guy bought tickets for the middle shop. . . . On the day of taking the train, when the buddy got on the bus and was about to climb to the middle berth, he was pulled by a man in the lower berth and said, "Dude, you sleep with me. I'm afraid I'm going to sleep. " . . "

There are so many liars now. I bought a pot of mimosa, and I'm not shy when I come back to touch it. Call the boss and ask what happened. The boss said, "What you bought may be shameless. . . "

Some time ago, the supervisor found me and secretly said to me, "You have done a good job, and your salary is going to rise by 300." You must never tell anyone about it. " I was so grateful that when I was eating, the supervisor drank too much and took my hand: "I'm sorry." In fact, everyone else has gone up by 600. I didn't tell you the truth for fear that you would be unhappy! " Lie in the trough! ! !

"Little Richard, tell me what kind of person Ai Jia is." Little Richard: "Slag". Drag it out and cut it.

My daughter was very naughty when she was 3 years old. Once broke the vase at home, her mother lost her temper: "If you are naughty again, I will kill you!" " "The daughter spat out her tongue:" If you kill me, you will have no daughter! "Her mother said seriously," We are going to have another daughter! " My daughter giggled and shook her head: "That's still me!" -I always feel my nose is sour when I think about it.

A little boy and a little girl quarreled. The little boy said, "You hit me and I'll let you." Then the girl kicked him. The boy pushed her down with one hand and said, "I didn't say I wouldn't fight back."

When I was a child, I went up the mountain with my grandfather to herd cattle. I saw some black fruits similar to jujube along the way, so I picked up one and tasted it. Don't mention it. It smells really good. So I picked up a big bag and shared it with my friends at school. Everyone thinks it's good. Pick up a big bag every day and sell it at the school gate. Later, he was fired for selling sheep manure.