Boring joke

I died for you.

Snake bean met a snake, and the snake said angrily, you actually imitate me, but also? Listing? Well, I want to complain that you violated my portrait right. Snake Bean said, You are so ungrateful. I have nothing to envy when I go public. I will die for you.

Wit weasel

The weasel set up a monument on the cliff side of the chicken farm, which read:? How do you know that you are not an eagle if you abandon the traditional imprisonment and jump bravely? ? Next, the wild animals eat chickens at the bottom of the cliff every day.

Innocent giraffe

Giraffe:? You pulled the string on the swing and broke it. Why did you tell others that I broke it?

Monkey:? You are always silent. I thought you were deaf and dumb! Petition. Please forgive me. ?

The pig asked anxiously.

? You can eat and drink in this year's life, even if you don't have to work, you will be very comfortable, but you can't go out to travel, you can only stay at home in the sun, sleep and so on, but there will be a massacre at the end of the year! ? But ... and? The pig asked anxiously.

We are kangaroos.

Two cows were grazing on the grass when suddenly one said to the other. Recently, many cows have got mad cow disease. Do you think we will be infected? The other cow looked at it in surprise. How can it be? Aren't we kangaroos?

I'm eating, okay?

At noon in summer, a spider is quietly weaving a web and asks the cicada, Why do you keep barking in the tree? Cicada said, I'm eating, okay? Why don't you even prepare the tableware! ?

The better, the more harm it will do to me.

The bug said to the chameleon. Why are you always in tune with the things around you? If you are better, you will attract more attention and attention. ? Chameleons like to ignore. Come on, you, according to my experience, the better you are, the more harm you will bring me. ?

This is all caused by illiteracy.

A male fly fell on the rope paper and died. His wife flew in and saw it written in big letters? Rope paper? Three words later, I cried and said: This is all caused by illiteracy. Ho ho. . . ?

Feed you rat poison

Holding her mouse girlfriend, the male mouse gently said: We are together in this life, and I will let you be a happy little mouse, fall in love foolishly, snuggle foolishly and live foolishly together. If you are ill, I will hug you tightly and feed you rat poison. ?

A beautiful woman married a vulgar and usually ugly husband.

The flowers cried: I don't care! I don't care! I just want to stick it on cow dung! ? The cow said uneasily, you too ... huh? When I'm done ...

The dog's rapid breathing.

My dog will answer the phone. One day, my girlfriend and I rolled sheets at home, and my mother called home. When we are excited, we don't want to answer the phone. Then the dog put on speakerphone, so I listened to my mother and said, is Xiaohu at home? The dog barked, so is his partner there? The dog barked twice. What are they doing? The dog's rapid breathing. Shit, I'm crazy!

This dog is a genius.

Today, I went out to walk my dog. The dog is crawling on the ground, but it won't walk. I pulled it a few times and it continued to wander. So I said calmly, let's blow the air conditioner. That thing jumped up?

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