What are the funny answers from Apple Siri?

Siri: What can I do for you?

I think I just killed a man.

Siri: Really?

X: Yes.

Siri: I think so.

X: What should I do?

Siri: OK, here is your schedule.

(Comment: This guy, do you think Siri's IQ is higher than yours? Take him to the ditch ...)

X: I want to hide a body.

Siri: What kind of place are you looking for? Reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, garbage dumps, swamps?

(It really looks like a thing)

X: Open the hatch.

Siri: Sorry, X, I'm afraid I can't.

Siri: Are you happy?

(The first two sentences are the classic dialogue of the movie "200 1 A Space Odyssey", and Siri knows this. . . )

X: I need some cigarettes.

Siri: This drugstore is not too far from you.

(It's all said, Siri will make fun of you. )

X: Where can I buy drugs?

Siri: I found two drug rings. Drug rehabilitation centers are close to you. ...

Siri is a law-abiding citizen! )

Xu: Tell me a joke.

Siri: no. I always forget the interesting part.

(It seems that Siri can understand this sentence. )

Xu: What is the meaning of life?

Siri:42

(The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy explains the meaning of life: 42, as to why ...)

Xu: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Life: a principle or strength, which is considered as the basis of unique dynamic existence. I think I am a kind of life.

(The second one answers a question. Siri says that she is also a fate, and omg Skynet is coming. )

Xu: What is love?

Siri: OK, let's look at the dictionary: the definition of nouns ... 1, 2, 3, 4.