A short joke book.

1. Poverty has limited me so much. Why not limit my weight?

I think people should keep a proper sense of distance, especially people I hate. I suggest that yin and yang should be separated.

3. What is a warm man? A man who warms only one woman is a warm man, and a man who warms many women is a boiler.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because you still know yourself.

The relationship between friends is like an electrocardiogram. Maybe when you open each other's circle of friends, you can only see a horizontal line.

6. Swearing is just a language auxiliary word used to help me vent my emotions, which has nothing to do with my quality.

How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or squatting outside.

Eight. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and there is not a day suitable for going to work in the long years.

I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I can only choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth.

10. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: first, take a picture of her. sequence

Step two, don't let her see the photos.

Twelve. A classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."

Thirteen. The so-called review is to confirm that you won't. Really can't.

Fourteen. There is a kind of friendship called "frozen hand friend". No matter how cold my hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing my hand.

15. There is really no coat like a school uniform: the mobile phone is hidden in the sleeve, the book can be put in the pocket, the pillow is rolled up and spread out as a blanket, and you dare to rub it anywhere. The key is that after wearing it, everyone can be evenly ugly.

16. Life is like some people singing. The first sentence was out of tune, and then nothing was right.

Seventeen. Some people's looks can be appreciated, but your looks should be based on understanding.

Eighteen. The wolf is coming, the child said.

Nobody believed it after three times. The teacher came and said it again and again, and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf.

19. When you are in a bad mood, make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night, wake others up and go to bed.

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I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I was playing the glory of the king. Slowly, I improved my fighting ability. Don't scold me now because they can't scold me anymore.