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You live a humble life because you are afraid of being misunderstood.

1. You have to force yourself to be better, because many bitches behind you are waiting to see your jokes.

If you are gentle with everyone, I'd rather you were not nice to me.

I am polite to you because there is a distance in my heart.

I would rather live with a noble attitude than fall in love with humility.

All jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic rejections.

6. I like people who make me laugh, even if I don't want to.

7. Companionship means that I will be by your side whether you need it or not.

8. If you want to be happy, connect your life with your goals, not with someone or something.

9. Don't keep clamoring for children's day gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

10. The fastest and slowest, longest and shortest, most common and most precious, most easily overlooked and most regrettable thing in the world is time.

1 1. You can make me cry like a joke, but don't make my tears worthless.

12. My temper drove away many people, but left the most real one.

13. When you miss a sincere good girl, you are bound to meet a bitch who makes you miserable.

14. True friends are always hard to find, even if only one person thinks he is rich.

15. In front of the person who loves you, you will always be just a child; In front of people who don't love you, you will always be a man.

16. Indifference will exhaust all one's enthusiasm, even if it used to be so real and hot.

17. Many things are haunted, such as the night road, such as you.

18. The shallowest relationship is that you inadvertently made a mistake and made him forget all your goodness.

19. It's not a few words, but there's no need to make fun of anyone.

20. What you can say is not necessarily too concerned; What can be written can actually be put down; What exists in your heart is something you can't stop.

2 1. No matter how sad you are, it will always pass, just like it will always clear up after a heavy rain.

22. If one day I am cheated by you, please understand that it is not that I am stupid, but that I trust you enough.

23. What are the best memories? Can they be repeated?

24. May you be less hurt when you are stubborn, and may things change when you wake up.

25. I always take some things too seriously, like the first speech on stage, the first failure in the exam, and the first lovelorn. Looking back, we can always walk the road, the people we met and the things we spread.

Since there is nothing you can do about your grades, let's start working hard from this second.

27. A person's greatest happiness is that someone can rely on him, and his greatest misfortune is that he is too dependent on one person.

28. I live a humble life for fear of being misunderstood.

29. Later, I have to turn over my favorite avatar for a long time, and there are fewer and fewer sentences in my heart.

30. Don't be sensible too early, don't be too involved in this world, don't love too much, don't sleep too late, don't eat too much, don't be too kind to people, and don't trust too much.

3 1. I refused everyone's ambiguity, just to wait for an uncertain future for you.

It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere.

The most terrible thing in this world is not that you can't get it, but that you get it, but you will lose it at any time.

34. Maybe he is just addicted to ambiguity, but you are distracted.

35. You will meet someone who will carefully read all the words you wrote, just to make up for his lateness.

36. I never envy others, because that only reminds me that I don't.

After you left, I realized that my love is limited, and I can't love others as much as I love you.

38. liking you is a secret, only me and my input method know it.

39. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

40. When I was a child, I felt that skirts could only be worn in summer, and I had to wrap myself like a zongzi in winter. I also think that as long as I am kind and treat a person wholeheartedly, I will be treated equally by the other party. But when I grow up, I know that I can wear skirts in winter, and kind people will be discarded.

4 1. I was sentenced to life imprisonment for being loved, but I never wanted to escape from prison.

42. If you are divided, you are divided. No problem. Just pretend the wind never blew and you never came.

43. Some people say they like me, but I have never seen anyone insist.

44. There is always someone who talks to you in a different tone, and you feel that the world has collapsed.

45. Be in love for a few months and want to spend a lifetime. If I make a friend and treat you better, I want to go back and forth all my life. You always do. You always give everything.

46. You are older than me, prettier than me, and can play better than me, but I am cleaner than you.

47. I restrain my love for you, just like resisting a stubborn disease.

48. When you were born, you cried and people around you laughed. When you die, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.

49. I'd rather not take what I can, and I won't stay what I can.

You have to accept that there are always sudden losses in this world, such as spilled milk, lost wallet, lost lover and broken friendship. When you can't do anything, the only thing you can do is try to feel better.

Good morning quotation: Don't make yourself humble for fear of being misunderstood.

1, people often say that the treasure of that thing was discovered only after it was lost, but I think the real discovery is always when we meet face to face again. The passage of time will heal all wounds in people's hearts, but some wounds will not heal completely, if time can stop in this room at this moment. What I miss, remember and have are all memories. Good morning ~

Sometimes I am always troubled by some changes in my life. Maybe I'm not strong enough. Maybe I'm fragile. It's easy to get hurt, but I always want to be tenacious, but it's always easy to be defeated. Maybe I'm not mature enough, maybe I don't understand, but I've been trying to be strong. Time tells you what aging is, and memory tells you what innocence is.

3, when you are in a hurry, it is of course good to get over it. When I was in a hurry, I couldn't get over it, so I threw it away.

4, two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable to complain: you have changed. In fact, we haven't changed, we are just getting closer and closer to each other.

5, knowing everything is not necessarily straightforward, perhaps because emotional intelligence is not enough. Being able to swallow the words on your lips is also a kind of practice.

6. Don't live humbly for fear of being misunderstood.

7. The hardest thing in life is to find someone who can know each other and be together, regardless of gender or interest. Now that you have found it, please cherish it.

8. People who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it is friendship or love. Good morning ~

9. If you can buy something, don't buy it. Whether you can buy it or not means that you don't need it so much, and it takes up space when you buy it back. When a person can marry but can't, he doesn't marry, which means there is no hurry and he has to make do. Anyone who hesitates must be not good enough to turn back. Even if you decide, you can make do. If you make do, you must have wronged yourself. Don't make do, but cherish yourself, because you only live this once.

10, when you work hard, your heart is usually strong. This is probably the so-called sense of accomplishment When I felt that I had paid everything and got a reward, not just salary or money, but after completing the whole incident, I didn't feel at ease to check and make sure it was correct. Finally, I can whistle easily. This second of life takes a lot of sweat to get back, but it's really worth it.

1 1. Leave those who say you are not beautiful enough for a while, because they can't see your beauty, and leave them alone for a while until they find that what they don't like is themselves. Li Xinpin

12, life doesn't need to be perfect. When the grass is green, we will enjoy the green; When cicadas sing, we listen to the sound; When the leaves turn to Huang Shi, we will taste the autumn; In winter, we enjoy the snow scene. Good morning ~

13, everyone wants happiness and is unwilling to suffer, but there is no rainbow without a little rain.

14, I don't know when, don't contact friends, don't contact classmates. No phone calls, no text messages, no emails, but I'm worried. I am used to hanging QQ, so I keep hanging. I don't talk, and nobody cares about me. It is said that the world is getting smaller and smaller, but the distance between two hearts is getting farther and farther. Good morning ~

15, for every love, a heart will always feel it. Life has ups and downs, and you can't lose your mood without anything. Sometimes it's easy to fall in love and get it. You can fix your life at a glance. Falling in love is sometimes difficult. It's hard to live together for many years, but he still doesn't know you and you don't know him. As the lyrics say, the hardest thing about love is having different hopes. In fact, love is the fire of two moths, which burns itself and becomes a harmonious fire.

16, our weakness is that we can't see through it, can't bear to part with it, can't afford to lose it, and can't let it go. Can't see through the entanglement in interpersonal relationships, the hidden injury after struggle, the dullness in the hustle and bustle and the tranquility after prosperity; I can't stand those wonderful and untimely years, and I can't stand the vanity and applause when I am above. Can't afford to lose a relationship, can't afford to lose a life; I can't let go of people and things that have gone far away, and I can't let go of right and wrong that have long been dusty.

17, if one day, time is getting old, we can meet again, hold your hand and recall the beautiful encounter in the text. The weather-beaten years will still stir up the waves of youth in our hearts. At that time, I said to you: I loved and never regretted it! I think, the world is in our eyes, love is in our hearts, and we will never get old.

18, whether you are bitter or happy, the past will never be mentioned again. Recalling the past will only increase your sadness. When you hide your face and sigh, time has passed. Only unhappy people can bask in happiness, and truly happy people have no time to bask in happiness. People who lack love will show their love every day, and those who really love have long been married and have children. People who are weak in heart should always praise their kindness. People who are really kind are well-known and need not brag. Good days are not sun-baked, but live. Good morning ~

19, before, I was wrong and only cared about the people I cared about; Now, I understand. From now on, I only care about people who care about me! Su Qin said that if the people you meet don't love you enough, it is God who is teaching you how to love yourself. Don't complain about your miserable fate, in fact, no one forced you to pay. You are not a superwoman who helps the poor. Only by knowing self-pity can women really start to be attractive.

20. Everyone has a dark wound in his heart. This wound is not easy to expose, and I dare not touch it easily. I always hope to hide in the deepest corner and let the moss of the years cover me. There is no sunshine or rain, thinking that one day the wound will fade away with time. Maybe it's true. Time is the best medicine in the world. It can heal your wounds and blur the once unforgettable love.

Classic Quotations: Don't live humbly for fear of being misunderstood.

Introduction: The older you get, the higher the requirement for friendship. We don't like loneliness, and no one wants to be so arrogant and moldy in the years of gradual communication. Because I have seen too much truth and hypocrisy, sometimes it is too easy to see through some true and false friends. Live more and more clearly, but lose some confused happiness. Lucky or unlucky? Even I still can't tell.

1, don't live humbly for fear of being misunderstood.

The saddest thing is to meet in a hurry, get in a hurry, lose in a hurry, and then leave a scar in my heart. It hurts every time it hurts you.

They are dancing in the life with ulterior motives, and you will live forever in the city.

4. How to deal with negative emotions? -Open the song list to listen to the song, or pick up the book at hand and open it. When you are lonely and helpless, don't run away or talk to someone right away. Calm down is the best way. If even music and books can't calm you down, wash your face and think about your original intention. You will remember who you are. This is my answer. Of course, if all the above fails, let's go to dinner.

Life is a performance, with life as the stage, time as the setting, emotional ups and downs as the clue, people and things we have experienced as the plot, and excitement and success as the climax. Whether you are crying, laughing, willing or passive, this is a sign that you can't refuse. Sometimes, we play the role of others, lose ourselves and become a supporting role on our own stage. Go and be your own protagonist. Your performance is irreplaceable.

6. Never think that we can escape. Every step we take determines the final outcome, and our steps are moving towards our chosen destination.

7. You have met many smart people, your college classmates, your colleagues and your friends. How many people are more stupid than you? Many years later, you will see that success is not the smartest person. Because more non-intellectual factors determine success: clear goals, positive attitude, hard work and persistence, ability to withstand setbacks and pressures, mature people and things, and so on. There is a kind of person who is doomed to failure: if you don't work hard, you will only complain.

8. The greatest pleasure in life is that everyone says you can't do it, but you have finished it!

9. How simple the world was when I was a child. Dad's shoulder is the highest place in the world. Mom is a great hero and can arrange everything properly. Compared with friends, the most important thing is who runs faster and wins more prizes. War is just a snowball fight with friends. The biggest pain I have ever experienced is only a scratch on my knee. Goodbye is just "see you tomorrow". But you can't wait to grow up.

10, in fact, there's nothing you can't get through. Give yourself some time to recover. It's better to say that it doesn't matter if you are free and easy than rushing to hit yourself.

1 1, those stories haven't been finished yet, forget it, those feelings have been difficult to distinguish between true and false in the years.

12. Don't be a burden to the other party at any time. Love a person, willing to give him the best things, rather than blindly asking him for them; I want to solve problems for him, instead of talking to myself endlessly; I just want him to see the perfect side, but I can't stand being unkempt for a moment. When you strive to be a better person, being more in line with each other is the best pay for love.

13, don't be sad if things go against your wishes and you don't get a reward. People always have to pay a little price for their desires.

14, many relationships don't need to be too close. Contact with so many people every day, not everyone wants to be friends. Many people just skim the water. A hedge between keeps friendship green. There is no need to exchange privacy or add WeChat. Most of the grievances, love and hate are because they are too close, and they are not as close as they are. The originally polite relationship has begun to become awkward and uncomfortable. Where there is distance, there will be respect.

15, everything that time has brought us is in a place that everyone knows.

16, people laugh at you and look down on you because of your hometown, your background, your appearance, your height and so on. That's provocation and discrimination. Dogs look down on people. But if you are too lazy, incompetent, procrastinating, inexperienced and bad-tempered, and other things that can be changed the day after tomorrow are not changed and pointed out by others, it is not discrimination, but truth.

17, you know it feels warmer to curl up under the covers, but you still get up early in the morning; You know it's easier to do nothing, but you still choose to pursue your dreams. This is life, you must stick to it.

18, women are extremely disappointed. The performance of giving up is not drunk, not noisy, but silence.

19, the so-called persistence is not persistence after seeking comfort everywhere, persistence after being encouraged by demand, and persistence after being persuaded. But anyway, I swallowed my broken teeth, wiped my tears, stood up and walked on. True persistence has nothing to do with others forever, but depends on your daily wiping. Don't tell everyone, please encourage me and I will stick to it. That's not persistence, that's begging.

20. If you care too much, you will be too sensitive, and if you are too sensitive, you will care too much. If you care too much, you will inevitably lose it.

2 1. Two years ago, I was entangled in many strange interpersonal relationships. Later, I found that these people and things consumed me. They bring endless negative emotions, which makes me disappointed in myself and the future. Now I know that they have consumed my ideals and my enthusiasm for life, so stay away from those who consume you and don't become others.

If your starting point is to please people, you should be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you will accomplish nothing.

23. I have no dreams since I was a child. I never ask the distance on the road. I just really want to be a great person. What do you ask me? It's probably that I can protect my lover, be worthy of my friends and support my family one day.

24. If someone is kind to you, remember never to lose that person.

25. Professor Peking University Rao Yi said to the graduates at the graduation ceremony, "Please forgive me for not wishing every graduate success and happiness. Because history unfortunately records that the price of some people's success is the loss of conscience, and the price of some people's happiness is to hurt others. " He wished his classmates: "On the day of retirement, you feel that you deserve respect in your career, and in your later years, you feel that you deserve respect in your life!"

26. Persistence will give up one day, but if you like it, there is no need to persist, and you will live more easily and go further. People can't stick to it all their lives, but try to make a living by what they like.

The rest of your life is too long, so you will never forget it.

28. The smallest difference between people is IQ, and the biggest difference is persistence.

29. If someone takes you seriously, there is no need to get angry. Needless to say, don't try your best to show it, but you have to prove how good you are. Doing so will kill you, because there are many people who don't take you seriously, and you can't satisfy everyone's eyes. The best way is that whoever doesn't care about you, you don't have to care about him. You don't have to change your view of yourself for a word or two from others, how can you continue? Your efforts are only for yourself.

30. When you think she is no longer as "clever and sensible" as when you first met her, when you think she is more and more "unreasonable", it means that she loves you more and more, and it also means that you don't love her more and more.

3 1, you charge hard, you work hard, you keep fit, and you smile at people. These are not to please others, but to dress up, illuminate my heart and tell myself that I am an independent and upward force.

32. In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes, miss a person quietly and miss a face. I will think of what I said together before, the road we walked together, and everything together. A person will giggle and then be heartbroken. Perhaps the most beautiful thing is not to keep time, but to keep memories. I hope time is like the first sight.

33. I found that it is a good strategy in life not to talk when I have nothing to say and to remain silent when I don't know how to answer others' words. Maugham

34. If one day we break up and turn against each other, and you go out and scold me with the whole world, I won't share your secret with me in the middle of the night and cry and laugh. The moment a person tells you something that can ruin his reputation and make others laugh, he must regard you as the closest person. Friends or ex-friends, everything in life is hard to last. I will always remember the moment when you gave me your heart and protect it.

Don't be too headstrong, because you live for the future. Don't let the future you hate the present you.

Don't be a burden to each other at any time. Love a person, willing to give him the best things, rather than blindly asking him for them; I want to solve problems for him, instead of talking to myself endlessly; I just want him to see the perfect side, but I can't stand being unkempt for a moment. When you strive to be a better person, being more in line with each other is the best pay for love.

37. In this world, there are three things that cannot be concealed: cough, poverty and love. You tried to hide it, but the glass was broken.

38. People are like this, and they always live within a certain period of time. The world there may be beyond our understanding in a few years, but it is beyond our power. For your sake, Qian Qian will not hesitate to get hurt again. Maybe this is life, and life is not just about doing valuable things!

39. Happiness and misfortune in life depend on where you face. Time can experience many things and understand many things; Can prove many things and see through many people; It can cover a lot of dust and wash away a lot of dust. Time can be sealed for many years, and it can also open many memories; Can heal a lot of suffering and wash away a lot of pain; You can underestimate the complexity of the world, or you can calm the world.

40. The world is too big and life is too short. It's right to live as you want.

Editor's Note: Stay up late at night, don't think too much about things you shouldn't, eat less peppers and cold drinks if you have a bad stomach, exercise more if you can't control your mouth, and read books when you are alone. Good things are worth taking time to do, so no matter how hard you work now, don't give up. Think about how long you have been here, another year, and no one has come to hold your hand. Please take care of yourself.

Close, just because of fear of loneliness.

1, close, just because of fear of loneliness.

2. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.

When people are around, they think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is subtraction, with one side missing.

4. Humans can learn at least three virtues from a tree: looking up at the sky and flowing; Learn to stand still; Know how to say nothing.

We must take the tragic and stupid deeds of the past as raw materials in order to move forward better, so we must face up to the naked past.

6. If you want to be the sun, start with dust; If you want to be a big river, start with water droplets; If you want to be a world-famous hero, start with the most ordinary people. Step by step is better than rushing for success. Every idea is realized through accumulation.

7. As long as you are a swan egg, it doesn't matter if you were born in a chicken farm.

8. People don't know whether they are blessed or not until one day they are bitter. Therefore, there is always bitterness in sweetness, misfortune in happiness, and people can feel happiness best. Therefore, the faint friendship between gentlemen can last the longest, and the love at arm's length is the most unforgettable.

9. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything, but they can make everything the best.

10, time goes forward and the clock can't go back, so as long as everything is over, there is no turning back. Even if it looks like going back in time, the world is still facing completion. We can turn back, but we don't have to. Even if one day, you find yourself wrong, you should turn around and stride in the right direction, instead of going back and complaining that you are wrong.

1 1. Most mistakes and losses are due to lack of effort, persistence and retention. Then tell yourself that everything is fate.

12. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears at a word. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

13, you can't afford to wear Chanel, or you don't have many clothes to choose from, but never forget one of the most important clothes, which is called self.

14, sleeping is my only relief. I fell asleep, not sad, not angry, not lonely, and nothing bothered me.

15, recalling emotional details is like washing a bunch of grapes. Those that can't be washed clearly, when they are really washed one by one, they don't want to eat.

16, in the next twenty years, you are more likely to regret what you didn't do than what you did. So, throw down the rope, set out from a safe port, and encounter trade winds, explorations, dreams and discoveries during the voyage.

17, in fact, nothing can't be let go. As time goes by, when you look back on the past, you will find that what you thought you couldn't let go was just a springboard in your life, allowing you to grow.

18, the process of life, whether it's Chun Xue, vegetables, tofu, I want to taste what it is before I go to trip worthwhile!

19, many times, we like others and they don't know; More often, we hurt others unconsciously.

20. When we give our hearts to others, we can't take them back. When others give it to others, love will circulate in the world.