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Look, the most beautiful girl in the village is crazy!
01
I grabbed the end of summer vacation and went back to my hometown for a few days.
That remote village has also undergone earth-shaking changes. The once squat tile-roofed houses have now become rows of beautiful three-story buildings. The outer layers of the buildings are covered with blue or red ceramic tiles. , and it looks very impressive.
The slightly wider mud road in the village is now paved with cement. When it rains, the mud no longer sticks to the shoes and cannot be shaken off.
In the evening, my mother and I carried a basket to the vegetable garden behind the village to pick vegetables. When we walked to the west end of the village, we saw a woman with disheveled hair singing like crazy, repeating two lines: They all talk about love. It's beautiful, but I don't care. I have shed too many tears for love... The voice is actually sad and beautiful.
I asked my mother in confusion, when did a madman come to our village.
The mother sighed, hey, you don’t know yet, she is not someone else, she is Hongyue, she is crazy now and was kicked back by her husband’s family. Now she sits under that big tree every day, either singing and talking like crazy, or just sitting stupidly. Hey, what a good child, what a sinner!
What! Hongyue, Hongyue, is the most beautiful girl in the village. She is called the village flower of our village.
Now he is a madman, how could this happen!
02
The memory goes back twenty years. Hongyue was a very beautiful girl in the village. She had waist-length hair as black as a waterfall. She liked to let her hair down. On the back, it looks like a piece of shiny satin. Compared with the yellow-haired girls in the village who have fluffy and messy hair, Hongyue's hair quality is comparable to that of the heroine in a shampoo advertisement. What's even more valuable is that her hair is all natural.
A pair of big, bright and twinkling eyes are set in a beautiful face, with delicate and smooth skin, and a small cherry mouth under the tall and delicate nose. The tall and straight figure, wearing a red waist dress, is like a rich bouquet of peonies in the mountains, delicate and blooming.
Although the texture of the dress was just the foreign cloth of the time, it was not as good as the silk brocade of today. But wearing the most ordinary clothes on Hong Yue's body instantly exudes beautiful brilliance.
At that time, she was the fashion vane in the village. Whatever texture and color she wore, the older girls and younger daughters-in-law in the village would also wear it. Whatever nice headband or ribbon she wore, the people in the village would also wear it. Just follow the trend.
Not only is she beautiful, but her singing voice is also very sweet. If you watch any popular song on TV, you can sing along with it in a tactful and melodious way.
In that era, there was a huge lack of spiritual entertainment for rural children. It was the most beautiful thing of that era that many friends gathered together to listen to Hongyue sing. When she sang one line, everyone would imitate it, and then everyone would sing together.
The children were playing and singing, and the adults were chatting nearby.
It is a leisurely pastoral life.
All this beauty has been broken since Hongyue fell in love.
03
A graceful lady, a gentleman likes to fight.
There are two surnames in the village. It is an old rule that those with the same surname cannot intermarry, but a boy with another surname has the opportunity to whistle and wink at the red moon when he passes by. Hongyue blushed and pretended not to see.
Not only the boys in this village are in love with Hongyue, but boys from several neighboring villages often pass by our village intentionally or unintentionally, and then ride their bicycles all over the village looking for Hongyue.
Seeing Hongyue teaching her friends to sing at the entrance of the village, they stopped in the distance and their eyes were deeply attracted. From time to time, I would also chat with my friends a few times. After being discovered, they would break up and run away. If they ran away too slowly, they would fall to the ground and their shoes would fall far away.
Seeing their funny appearance of escaping, the friends burst out laughing, laughing at the young and inexperienced teenagers who like someone but dare not speak up, and at the simple beauty of that age.
Girls’ feelings are always poetry, like dreams.
It didn’t take long for a boy to break into Hongyue’s feelings.
His name is Jiang, he is the son of the village party secretary and a Chinese teacher in primary school.
Jiang, who wears glasses, is tall, thin, gentle and speaks slowly. Written with a powerful pen and hazy and sensational prose poems.
"Red Moon"
In the lonely mountain village
You are the intoxicating red color
Among the lush green leaves
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Delicate bloom
Bloom your own beauty
Your beauty is the simple wind
It blows gently and comfortably across your cheeks
Blowing through the wheat fields, the fragrance of wheat
Blowing through the tenderness and sweetness in the heart
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Those sentences that seem to be understood but not understood
Those hazy poems that I seem to understand but not understand
At that age when I seem to understand but not understand
When Hong Yue reads these prose poems, it is like the white clouds floating in the sky, light and dreamy. Or the brilliant crimson sunset on the horizon in the evening.
She will flash her beautiful eyes with a bright light.
The friends laughed and joked, "Hey, Hongyue likes the Chinese teacher and wants to be the Chinese teacher's bride."
She will be coquettish and angry, don’t talk nonsense, don’t talk nonsense.
A few pieces of crimson clouds flew over the cheeks, setting off the sunset on the horizon
Even the air was filled with the smell of crimson.
The mountain village is simple and ignorant. Marriage has always been decided by the parents or the matchmaker.
The matchmaker’s eloquent words said that so-and-so’s daughter was dignified, beautiful and looked like a fairy. In fact, that girl's small eyes and flat nose are not even pretty.
So-and-so’s son is tall and handsome and looks like Pan An, but in fact, in today’s terms, he is short and poor.
Then they went on a blind date. Under the persuasion of the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt, and then the betrothal and wedding process, the two people without even saying a few words achieved a marriage made in heaven. Just like this, the matchmaker The glib tongue was born.
It’s unbelievable when you think about it now, but it was so reasonable at that time. It also gave birth to many unhappy marriages.
Hongyue is having an affair with the Chinese teacher!
In a closed mountain village, this is an unethical, corrupt and embarrassing thing.
Oops, aren’t you very aloof on weekdays? I didn’t like this one and that one, but in the end I fell in love with the Chinese teacher.
It’s just that a girl who is not ashamed to hug a man is so embarrassed.
Oops, look at her coquettish look. I heard she even climbed over the cornfield.
Hee hee hee... so shameless.
Free love at that time was even more shameful than today’s mistress stealing someone or being a whore.
Wherever Hongyue went, there were people pointing fingers and looking at her with evil intentions behind her back.
Good things don’t go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.
Soon, the Chinese teacher’s family also heard the news. The wife of the village party secretary is a shrew known to all the villages in our area. Because her husband is the village party secretary, she always behaves like a condescending queen when talking to her neighbors.
Haha, the village party secretary, a small official as big as a sesame seed or a pea, turned out to be a huge official in that remote mountain village.
Every wedding or wedding in the village, allocating fields and building houses, all require honoring the village party secretary's red envelope. If you don't like it, you will be given small shoes to wear, and you will be squeezed everywhere.
Many children in the village once wrote that my ideal was to grow up to be the village party secretary. This shows how prestigious the village party secretary was in that era.
When the wife of the village party secretary knew that her son, a Chinese teacher, was in love with Hongyue, she looked down upon her face with disdain.
What, she is worthy of my son, what a dream.
A girl who has not graduated from junior high school thinks so highly of herself that she wants to marry a primary school teacher without even looking in the mirror.
In fact, her own son, a primary school teacher in name only, is just a junior high school graduate. Through his father's relationship, he works as a substitute teacher in primary school.
In the eyes of the wife of the village party secretary, her son is a young talent that girls all over the world cannot reach. How ridiculous!
04
On that cool night in early autumn, the night shone like crystal on the quiet little village, giving the houses, trees, and haystacks in the village a silvery hue.
The red moon nestled on the Chinese teacher's shoulder, looking at the vast night sky.
I heard that your parents are opposed to our relationship. Will you really marry me?
Of course, you are marrying me, not my parents. It doesn’t matter whether they agree or not.
However, I am afraid that if you compromise with your parents in the end, you will no longer want me.
No, I swear, I swear to the stars in the sky, if you live up to the red moon in this life, you will not die well.
Haha, fool, I believe you.
Let me sing to you.
Hmm.
"Pursuit"
Give me a reason to pursue
Give me a glass of love wine
Let me drink it one at a time Enough
Everyone says love is beautiful but I don’t care
I have shed too many tears for love
I can only find it now
Pick up the wine of love, madness is delicious
I won’t get drunk even one cup after another
Tears of love are all over my face
That red mouth Curved willow eyebrows
Boundless white
Exuding the glory of youth
...
Her broad voice is very suitable for such a thousand turns Hundreds of love songs.
The so-called eternal vows are just lies to give yourself strength when you are unsure of your heart, and girls are willing to believe these illusory sweet words, and then rely on these sweet words to cover up their love and give themselves Find a high-sounding reason for your love.
Maybe the boy who swore the oath really loved the girl at that moment, and maybe at that moment he really wanted to live with the girl forever.
Fairy tales of princes and princesses do not exist in reality. In reality, there are more Qin Xianglian and Chen Shimei.
In the end, the boy failed to withstand the pressure and rumors from his parents, and gradually stopped looking for Hongyue. Even the letter written by Hongyue's entrustment to him was like a stone's throw with no news.
It is sad, sad and unwilling for a girl to be left out by the boy she loves most. Hongyue started to wait for him on the only way to go to work as a Chinese teacher.
Hongyue asked him why he ignored her, why he avoided her, and why he didn't see her?
The Chinese teacher hesitated and hesitated, and finally fled on his bicycle, as if to avoid the plague.
There is a huge difference between that embarrassed young man and the young man who wrote the poem.
Men are fragile after all. The old alliance is nothing more than a fart on a whim. After it is over, it is over. Who will remember it.
Only the girl is still stupidly immersed in the past relationship, unable to extricate herself, and still feels sorry for herself and others.
What is worse than being broken up in love is that Hongyue is pregnant.
For a girl to be pregnant is not a glorious thing even in this era, let alone that ignorant, backward, feudal and closed mountain village.
Oops, let me tell you, the belly of every girl has been enlarged by men when she was still a girl.
That’s right, that’s right, just undecent, a slut, a broom star.
Oops, weren't you noble before? Let's see who dares to ask for these shabby shoes in the future.
That’s right, it’s so shameless, I might as well just die.
A group of women are gossiping again.
Those old girls and young wives who once envied, envied and hated the red moon have now turned all the cowardice and inferiority stored in their hearts into dirty water and splashed it like the red moon.
Rumors spread throughout the village, and people could drown in spittle.
A girl just falls in love, falls out of love, and gets pregnant. This is a normal thing in this society.
The worst case scenario is to move, change companies, and change mobile phone numbers and WeChat ID QQ numbers. In the new environment, no one knows anyone and we can live freely.
At that time, people seemed to have taken root in that village for generations, and the good and the bad were firmly attached to their bodies and had nowhere to hide.
Everywhere I go, I feel like I am carrying a banner of shame and being pointed at.
It’s okay if you point fingers behind your back. You can just pretend that you can’t hear or see. Pretending to be deaf and dumb is also an attitude towards life.
What is even more disgusting is that many good people will say dirty words in front of Hongyue.
Once a woman in the village was pregnant. Hongyue greeted her with a smile. Her belly had been so big for several months. Pregnancy must be very difficult. Originally, Hongyue also sent greetings out of greetings and good intentions.
Who knew that the woman with a big belly was so weird? Yes, pregnancy is certainly hard, but there is life in her belly, and her family is looking forward to it. Unlike some people, no one wants her even if she is pregnant. It is really a sin to abort a child alive.
Hongyue froze on the spot, her face turning red and white.
Another time, a bachelor in the village touched Hongyue's butt when he passed by her.
Hongyue shouted hooligan.
The bachelor looked at Hongyue frivolously. She was no longer a young lady, and she was not allowed to touch her. It was just a worn-out shoe that no one else wanted.
Hongyue was like a rat crossing the street in the village, and everyone shouted to beat her.
Her parents also found many matchmakers in the hope of marrying off their daughter as soon as possible.
But the matchmaker looked indifferent and said, "Who dares to take your daughter, who is a romantic woman and got pregnant out of wedlock?"
If you don’t lower your requirements, I’ll show you.
05
A few days later, the matchmaker came to tell me that the bachelor Wang Laoer from the next village is willing to marry your daughter.
What, Wang Laoer is that lazy and lazy second-rate guy. A notorious drunkard, gambler and pervert.
Hongyue cried and told her parents that I didn’t want to marry him, and I couldn’t marry him even if I died.
Her crying was heartbreaking, and she would bang her head against the brick wall from time to time. Even though her forehead was stained with blood, Hongyue's father remained unmoved, as if his arms could not twist his thighs.
Hongyue's father yelled, "Why can't you marry him? You are not living up to expectations. Because of your own affairs, our whole family cannot hold our heads high in the village. You should get married as soon as possible. Don't stay at home." Give me trouble.
Her parents made the decision, and Hongyue’s marriage was decided.
In the days that followed, I rarely saw Hong Yue coming out to play with her friends. Without the red moon, there was no one to teach the children to sing, and the joy of the past was gone.
When friends chat, they will also ask each other how Hong Yue is doing.
But few people know about her.
Several friends walked to the door of Hongyue's house and were scolded by their parents. If they go to play with her again, they will break your legs.
Due to the reprimands from their parents and the many rumors in the village, children who have not yet grown up and have the ability to distinguish right from wrong can only obey their parents' wishes. Gradually, fewer and fewer friends find Hongyue. .
The once bright girl, the center around which all the girls in the village gathered, the most beautiful and the best singing girl in the village, left behind countless memories of laughter and laughter.
Now when people see her, they scorn, ridicule, humiliate and stay away like a god of plague.
The red moon is still the same red moon, and the people in the village are still the same, but everything is quietly changing.
In fact, human nature is selfish and self-protective. There is no deep hatred between Hongyue and the people in the village. Many people are just jealous of her and find reasons to insult her to show their purity.
Many people actually do not agree with the behavior of insulting others, but they dare not stand up and speak for Hongyue. Once they stand up, they seem to have the same bad behavior as Hongyue. It seems that he is standing on the opposite side of the masses and the public, and has become the target of public criticism.
The only option is to silently follow the crowd.
It was an early winter season, with sporadic light rain falling in the sky, and the gray sky was like a huge stone, making people breathless.
This day is the wedding day of Red Moon.
The so-called wedding was pitiful and simple. Her husband’s family did not send any gifts or a wedding team. There was no dowry from her natal family, and no relatives to marry with.
A middle-aged woman from her husband's family was holding a low-quality red cloth umbrella, and a middle-aged woman from her parents' family was holding a low-quality small box. Hongyue was wearing a red cotton-padded jacket and followed two middle-aged women out of the door dully.
When I went out, I set off a small bunch of firecrackers as a symbol, just a small bunch, and only rang a few times.
In the season of boredom, there is a joke that many people will not miss.
Some people in the watching crowd sighed, feeling that it was not worth it for the red moon, that a beautiful girl would marry a second-rate man. I really don't know what his parents think.
There are also people who make sarcastic remarks. It would be great if someone wants it. What qualifications does a broken shoe have to be picky?
No matter what others say, it doesn't matter anymore. The important thing is that Hongyue is married.
06
The red moon has drowned in the river, the red moon has drowned in the river, go and save people, go and save people. The woman who was sending the bride off was running and shouting in a panic, her face turned pale.
The people in the village ran to the river. A few young and strong men who ran fast had already taken off their shoes and entered the water, splashing in the river to fish.
Rather than calling it a river, it is better to say that it is a reservoir, which was manually dug to irrigate farmland with a radius of dozens of kilometers. The water surface is wide and deep, and the undercurrent in the depths of the water is rapid.
Several young people with good water skills took a deep breath and dived into the water to continue searching. People on the shore were anxious.
The critical moment of life and death still awakened the conscience of many people, and they prayed that this poor girl could be salvaged and safe.
After several twists and turns, Hongyue was dragged ashore by several young people.
The pale face, messy hair, and tight eyes were lifeless.
Then he was put on a tractor and sent to the town hospital.
His life was saved, but because he drowned for too long, his brain was damaged and his intelligence was seriously impaired.
To put it simply, she became a fool.
She often goes to the Chinese teacher's route and sits and waits for her.
She giggled when she saw him, yes, she smiled like that and still maintained the shyness of a girl.
But he no longer wants to see her again. In order to avoid her, he would rather quit his job and choose to go out to work. I wonder if he will have regrets and guilt when he sees her now. After all, she was His favorite girl.
Maybe not. When he cruelly abandoned a girl who was pregnant with his child, his conscience and morality were abandoned together.
A beautiful love brought a devastating blow to a girl and cost her a lifetime. But who has ever condemned this man, this morally corrupt man?
Without his pursuit, she would not fall in love with him, and without his courtship, it would be difficult for her to have a relationship. Why in the end, all public opinion points to a girl, but the instigator is still a victim Respected people's teachers.
It really tarnishes the title of teacher.
A people's teacher has become a shameless person. I don't know how he explains the meaning of shameless in Chinese class, or whether he can let his classmates know the meaning of shameless just by looking at him.
From then on, the red moon was no longer the same as before. The girl with satin-like hair, big twinkling eyes, and a singing voice like a nightingale had completely fallen.
Today's Hongyue has her hair spread out, which is messy and knotted, exuding an unforgettable smell. Staring into the distance with dull eyes, he sat there for hours. Occasionally she would sing, and her singing voice was so melodious that it gave people a thrilling feeling that made the hairs on their backs stand on end.
A kind and beautiful girl, the girl who passionately pursued love, turned into a madman!
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