Forty-five humorous sentences describing drunkenness

Humorous sentences to describe people who are drunk after drinking (Part 1)

1. People can't live without wine when walking in the rivers and lakes.

2. Drink wine when meeting close friends, and recite poems to those who meet you.

3. Brother, drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

4. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.

5. Generally don’t drink. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

6. Stand and toast, two glasses of wine waiting.

7. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, what is rare for me?

8. I wish the wine to the east wind, and be calm.

9. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

10. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

11. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your official position will be hard to secure.

12. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it all the time!

13. With my excited heart and trembling hands, I just want to have a drink with you

14. A person who is not good at drinking drinks mostly to vent, but I am a good drinker. People stop drinking in order to bury certain things deep in their hearts.

16. When the wine entered the throat, there was a cracking sound, like a desperate singing.

17. From now on, I will never drink again. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say anything!

18. Rinse your mouth with one, two, and two ounces, do not count wine as three ounces and four ounces, walk on the wall with five ounces and six ounces, and still roar after seven or eight ounces.

19. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

20. Thousands of mangroves and clouds in the mountains make the sun smoke the wine.

21. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

22. He who is petty is not a gentleman, and he who is not poisonous is not a husband;

23. Once I drank with the leader and others, and drank a lot. At that time, my brain was too hot, so I raised my glass and shouted loudly Said: "Let us die together!" Humorous sentences to describe drunkenness (Part 2)

24. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

25. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After getting drunk, I realized that the person beside me was just missing.

26. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so drinking to relieve your worries makes you even more sad.

27. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.

28. He who can drink without losing is a leader’s secretary.

29. How can one walk in the rivers and lakes without drinking;

30. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will we drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

31. Wine is a package of medicine. If you don’t drink it, you won’t be able to sleep!

32. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

33. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together and become insane.

34. If you want me to drink well, you have to drink it down first.

35. I have been suffering from stomach pain for a long time, and the pain goes away after drinking some wine.

36. I have a story and wine. Do you want to come with me?

37. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking;

38. If a man doesn’t drink, he’s living in vain.

39. Drink as much as you can, but run away if you can’t drink anymore.

40. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

41. I promised to stop drinking, so tonight I will stop drinking and drink again to celebrate.

42. Drinking is a must between friends, no matter whether it’s easy or wrong.

43. Standing with both feet, drinking does not count.

44. I drink, fight, and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, if you only wear one piece of clothing, no one will feel bad if nothing happens.

45. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentionally life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully! Forty-five collections of funny copywriting for co-workers drinking together on WeChat Moments

Funny copywriting for co-workers drinking together and posting on WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. Bold words and wine strengthen the courage of heroes. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

2. Feeling weak and unable to drink.

3. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

4. No one understands your frown, no one can accompany you when you get drunk, blame me for asking for trouble, I want to understand You feel bad.

5. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so why not drink one less cup?

6. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I will have you by my side in this life, and I will have no regrets in my drunken life!

7. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You will talk nonsense when you talk, and you will move your legs when walking. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

8. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

9. Waiter, has your wine been watered down?

10. The theoretical basis for conquering the winery is to use small wine to do small things, big wine to do big things, and it will take a long time to do it. Good thing, nothing can be done without wine.

11. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentionally life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

12. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

13. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

14. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

15. Don’t drink alcohol in general. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

16. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

17. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you lose your fortune, three drinks will kill your wife, four drinks will cause rocks to flow, five drinks and four houses will be ruined, and six drinks will enlighten you to the temple.

18. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

19. If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

20. Being able to drink two taels and five taels is a comrade you should cultivate!

21. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

22. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, drinking ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.

23. Lift your butt and drink again. Colleagues drink together and post funny copy to Moments (Part 2)

24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

25. In ancient times, all the sages and sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

26. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

27. Wine is the magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

28. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

29. Grassroots cadres who don’t drink have no expectations at all.

30. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

31. One drink for you, one for me, and we’ll dance together after drinking.

32. When there is no rain in the sky and drought on the ground, it does not matter if you use tea instead of wine. You will be blamed for drinking so hard.

33. When you are away from home, drinking is unbearable.

34. If you want me to drink well, you have to drink it down first.

35. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

36. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

37. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.

38. The sound of the thousand-year-old crane rests on the pillow, and the shadow falls on the Wulaofeng in the cup.

39. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I just hold on to the wall.

40. A person who can drink without losing is a leader’s secretary.

41. One word lasts a lifetime, and one love lasts a lifetime with a glass of wine.

42. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future; if you can drink a pound of alcohol, focus on training; if you only drink drinks, the leaders will not want them; if you can drink, the leaders and secretaries will collapse as soon as they drink, and the official position will be difficult to maintain; if you drink too much for a long time, you will be a talent. Hard to find.

43. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it all the time!

44. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow will make a spring.

45. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but a good drinker like me stops drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart. Forty-five classic funny sayings for bald heads

One of the classic funny sayings for bald heads

1. I couldn’t sleep all night long, and I dropped a lot of them. hair. About to collapse.

2. I really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair

3. The rising hairline, the hair falling out... Nowadays, young people When we are young, we also start to have the trouble of "baldness".

4. As you get older, your hair becomes less and less.

5. I haven’t taken good care of myself recently. I am anxious, stressed, losing my hair, overworked and fat. I just want to lie down and shed tears.

6. Young people always stay up late, old people are bald

7. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair

8. I found that I have not wavered at all in the past few years. The only thing I persisted on, apart from eating and sleeping, was probably the only thing I could do to stop my hair from falling out.

9. There is another friend who, although not completely bald, has thin hair. Once he was wearing a wig and sitting in the office. I opened the door and looked at him a few times. Doubt: Why does this person look so familiar?

10. I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly told me that I was bald.

11. I have never used a comb again

12. My hair is falling out so much that I am considering whether to cut it shorter.

13. The pressure is so great that I can’t breathe. I only sleep two or three hours a day for a month. My hair is falling out in handfuls. I can’t tell anyone. Are you tired? I’m tired!

14. Because my hair is thin, each hair of mine has a name.

15. In order to save the hair gap that is as wide as a reclaimed plain, the only choice is to expose the hairline that is moving up day by day. The last resort of middle-aged people is really everywhere.

16. Every time I tidy up the fallen hair on the bed, I am amazed at the volume of my hair and how so much hair has fallen out.

17. Every time I wash my hair, I am worried about hair loss, but every time I stay up late, I get so high that I forget about it.

18. Can I stop my hair from falling out? If it continues to fall out, I will be bald. Can I stop growing hair in other places except my hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes? I really can’t shave it off.

19. My hair is getting thinner and my hairline is moving up. What have the years left for me?

20. Hair loss is very annoying. I feel that if I keep losing hair like this, I will be bald in a few years.

21. Hair loss is more terrifying for girls than for boys.

22. I have been in a state recently, with a lot of stress, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, and easy temper. Is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

23. Just grab it before taking a shower and you will get such a perfect bun. You can’t even get your hair bald! Classic Funny Sentences about Baldness Part 2

24. One of the causes of hair loss is heredity. If the parents lose their hair early, most of their sons will also lose their hair early.

25. If you are unhappy, your hair will fall out, and if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

26. I lose my hair so much that I feel like I was a dandelion in my previous life.

27. In the past few days, I have been recalling my journey from associate degree to bachelor degree. I feel very emotional. I have turned to my check-in card several times and cried. Of course, I have witnessed the increasing progress of my career. boundary line.

28. It must be said that wearing a hat and cutting bangs are all to cover up the rising hairline.

29. I dreamed that I had lost a lot of hair.

30. Du Fu had a poem in his later years that said, "The white hair is scratched shorter, and the lust is too much." This means that the white hair on the head is getting thinner and thinner, and the hairpin that holds the bun in place can no longer be inserted.

31. Beautiful women in ancient times must have beautiful hair, called "dark clouds", so that they can wear various hairstyles to make themselves more beautiful. There are many prescriptions for treating hair loss, nourishing hair, and beautifying hair in the ancient prescriptions.

32. Even if you stay in a happy mood every day. Still can't stop my rising hairline.

33. I have seen this cartoon many years ago. The publication that published this work and the author have no memory of it, but the painting has not been forgotten to this day, which shows the deep impression of it.

34. I’m so bald. I burst into tears. Is the black sesame paste useful? Start growing your hair. Do you have any good suggestions? I started to take care of my hair after my exams during the day.

35. I have been losing a lot of hair recently. My mother said that my hair is thinner and dries faster after washing. This may really be my mother.

36. If he hadn’t taken the initiative to say hello, I wouldn’t have dared to recognize him. A colleague in the workplace is several years younger than me, but his hair fell out early, and the shiny forehead had to be covered up with a few strands of hair around it. Later, he went for a replantation, and he looked much more confident. .

37. Once, when I saw a photo a friend took of me, I discovered that the scalp was clearly visible under the hair on the top of my head. I couldn’t help but be secretly surprised that my hair had become so thin without knowing it. reached the point.

38. Things that seemed very simple before have become so complicated now. Such as long hair.

39. Although you look smart if you stay up late, your hair will fall out like a dandelion

40. I have been so busy these days that I started to lose my hair. My friend comforted me and said it was the change of seasons. , I always feel that it is likely to be discontinued.

41. Staying up late makes children who don’t have rich hair become even more bald and have long hair! Long hair! Long hair!

42. Only hair loss can persist for so many years

43. The hair I lost in the shower today broke the record again... Don't lose it again.

44. Adult life is not easy except for gaining weight and losing hair.

45. When I sweep the floor every day, I find a lot of hair, and I also comb my hair. Fortunately, I have a lot of hair, but I still lose a lot every day. A collection of forty-five lines of funny copywriting about drinking with your boyfriend

Part 1 of funny copywriting about drinking with your boyfriend

1. I drink, fight, and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, if you only wear one piece of clothing, no one will feel bad if nothing happens.

2. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.

3. Drinking is everywhere in life.

4. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick.

Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin.

5. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so why not drink one less cup?

6. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first!

7. Half a pound of wine is not a good thing, and a pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I will not walk with a half pound of wine.

8. People can't live without wine when walking in the world.

9. Are you willing to be old friends? When we grow old, we can also go drinking together.

10. Spicy wine to wash teeth, beer as tea.

11. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

12. Drinking tea is a person’s habit, and drinking is a state of mind for two people. Drinking tea is for quiet contemplation, while drinking is for wanton indulgence.

13. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.

14. Strong wine that does not make you drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers.

15. The east wind blows and the war drums thunder. Who is afraid of drinking today!

16. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I am afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, how can I feel like I am in the human world.

17. Don’t drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

18. Just two bites?

19. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together until we become insane.

20. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

21. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.

22. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are extraordinary. I am just a female man who drinks.

23. Drink twice a day, and you will feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk. Part 2 of funny copywriting about drinking with your boyfriend

24. Seven wines leave poems, eight wines beg for food, and nine wines leave the world behind.

25. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

26. Drink less to promote blood circulation and alcohol, but drink too much and you will not survive.

27. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

28. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together to become mentally ill.

29. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends;

30. The solution my wife bought on the wedding day Alcohol and medicine can only be kept for his son to use after eighteen years.

31. If you drink well, the wine will taste good. If you drink good wine, the wine will taste good.

32. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

33. People are drifting in the rivers and lakes, how can they not get high?

34. For people who don’t drink, the only reason to drink is who is drinking with them.

35. Drunk to the point where the masses rolled their eyes and the unit was short of funds; drunk to the point where the wife shed tears and slept back to back at night. When the complaint was brought to the Discipline Inspection Commission, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it: It doesn’t matter whether you can drink or not. , we are also drunk every day!

36. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

37. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it all the time!

38. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

39. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

40. Give wine to the east wind and be calm.

41. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

42. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After getting drunk, I realized that the person beside me was just missing.

43. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach.

Afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. I was so drunk that I dared to drink dichlorvos. Drunk, sleeping under the table. Pretending to be drunk and not wanting to tip.

44. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Anyone who drinks this glass of wine will be drunk. .

45. If a man doesn’t drink, he is living in vain.