1 1 is equal to a few jokes

Version 1:

The teacher asked Xiao Ming what 1 1 equals. Xiao Ming said he didn’t know, so the teacher asked him to go home and ask his parents.

Xiao Ming came home and asked his mother, "My mother is playing mahjong."

Xiao Ming asked his mother how much 1 1 equals, but his mother did not listen to Xiao Ming and said, "Two cakes!"

Xiao Ming asked his father, who was drinking beer: It's great!

Xiao Ming asked his grandfather, who was watching TV: the beautiful Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

Xiao Ming asked his sister, who was on the phone: I'm waiting for you downstairs!

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what 1 1 equals? Xiao Ming said: Two cakes! ”

The teacher gave Xiao Ming a slap, Xiao Ming: So cool!

Teacher: Do you know where this is?

Xiao Ming: The beautiful Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

Teacher: Get out of here!

Xiao Ming: I’m waiting for you downstairs!

Version 2:

The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1 What is 1? Xiao Ming said he didn’t know, so the teacher asked him to go home and ask his parents.

When Xiao Ming got home, he asked his mother. Her mother didn’t listen to Xiao Ming’s words and said:

Xiao Ming asked his father, his father was watching "Selected Works of Chairman Mao": Chairman Mao!

Xiao Ming asked his brother, his brother was playing CS: GO GO!

The next day, The teacher asked Xiao Ming what is 1 1?

Xiao Ming: Rub!

Teacher: Who taught you?

Xiao Ming: Chairman Mao

Teacher: Go to the playground and run ten laps for me!

Xiao Ming: GO GO GO!

Version 3:

The teacher asked Xiao Ming how much 1 equals, Xiao Ming He said he didn't know, so the teacher asked him to go home and ask his parents.

When Xiao Ming got home, his mother was watching a TV series and asked her what 1 1 equals?

My mother didn't listen to Xiao Ming and said: Let's go, let's go!

Xiao Ming asked his grandpa, he was crazy: Robbery!

Xiao Ming asked his brother, he was watching TV:

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what is 1 1?

Xiao Ming: Let’s go!

Teacher: What are you doing?

Xiao Ming: Robbery!

Teacher: Who taught you?

Xiao Ming: Gang boss!