Ask a few plays to imitate poetry and be funny.

There are other ladies-in-waiting in his court, 3,000 peerless beauties, who have been ground into embroidery needles by iron pestles.

When I went out laughing, no one knew it was litchi.

I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, but I only know how to shoot an eagle with a bow.

I am a teenager. In the green spring, I began to go home.

Wake up and have sex, but now these boys and girls are in a row (this is amazing ...)

Rhapsody of a flower in July, when I bloom, a hundred flowers will be killed!

Luoyang's relatives and friends, if asked, don't know.

I can't find a place to find iron shoes, but the man is in the dim light.

Who is worth a thousand dollars at a time? I don't know how to do it. ...

But when the Dragon City flies in, the makeup of the Sixth Palace fades (the general is stunning ...)

The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the river is wide.

When I leave home, I can tell whether I am a man or a woman.

We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and when disaster strikes, we fly separately.

Ten years of life and death, I don't regret that neutrons have surpassed my wall (...)

Once bitten, birds sing everywhere around me.

After returning to Gong Jin, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, never cheated, and showed an honest face.

How beautiful she looks, opening the pearly casement, a thousand footpaths without footprints (imposing manner! ! ! )

Children are old in rivers and lakes, and white-haired people are young. (Very emotional)

When my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they braced themselves and went to Qingchi.

As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she hung up the Southeast Branch.

I heard my sister coming, and her voice was interrupted ... and then she reluctantly answered. (This ................)

The emperor, from then on, gave up his early hearing with this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeve is wet and an almond is coming out of the wall. Do you know the magistrate of Xuancheng? You got it? Ah ... the story that Jiangzhou Sima and Xuancheng satrap want to tell ... = =)

-there is no limit to learning the sea, and turning back is the shore. Why is this so smooth? )

-Car, car, Ma Xiaoxiao, I will pay for a nod.

-The wind is roaring, the horse is barking, the lotus is crying, and Lan Xiang is laughing.

-the sky is wild, and a pear tree overwhelms Haitang. (Who is this? .. too evil)

Sometimes in the middle of the night, she dreams of her victory, and the pear tree beats Haitang.

-The moon comes first near the water tower, and a pear tree overwhelms Haitang.

On this day last year, a pear tree overwhelmed Haitang.

But when she thanked him, her eyes shone with love. Your majesty, pear trees are better than begonia.

-poor September 3rd night, a pear tree crushed Haitang.

-Ten years of life and death, two big trees, pear flower begonia.

-two orioles singing green willows, a pear tree pressing Haitang.

-drunk lying on the sand, Mo Junxiao pear tree pressed Haitang.

-Yuanyang quilt, cloud bed, a pear tree pressed begonia.

... (OK, don't press it ... Haitang is so innocent)

-As soon as I entered the Jianghu, I had several fights in ancient times.

The fairy of the past has flown away by the yellow crane, leaving only an empty Yellow Crane Tower. This mashup is good and the central idea is outstanding.

-If Dongfeng doesn't go with Zhou Lang, the king can't put a pillow on his arm. (Start ... 8CJ)

-My road is covered with petals.-I swept it for others, and heroes cried on their coats from then on. (This sentence is like a shot that shocked the world, and all the solitaire people collectively chicken blood ...)

My husband and I unbuttoned our shirts, and on a spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered us from the wind and rain. (Burying his face. . . )

-Li Bai will want to go by boat, Emperor, and from then on, give up his early hearing.

-A silver vase suddenly broke a stream of water, and the emperor gave up his early hearing (fearing ...) from then on.

-tracts worth ten thousand dollars, the emperor, from then on, give up his early hearing (eat. . . )

-the left attracts the yellow, the right holds the pale, the emperor, and from then on, he abandoned listening early (hunting ~ ~)

How deep is the courtyard? Since then, the emperor has given up his early hearing. . . )

-but let the dragonfly in, the emperor, from then on, gave up his early hearing (so evil).

Ten steps to kill one person, does Xuancheng Prefecture know?

Ten steps to kill one person, although the country broke the mountains and rivers-so brave and invincible swordsman, killed everyone.

Ten steps to kill a person, bring my shadow to the three of us.

Ten steps to kill a person, and then sink back, I suddenly remembered home. -Don't be too cold-blooded.

Ten steps to kill one person, laughing into Hu Ji wine shop-dude. ...

Now, close to my village, when you meet someone, kill one person in ten steps.

Sitting up critically ill, he smiled and asked where the guests came from (cattle ...)

When I was dying, I sat up in shock and climbed over the female wall at night (even more awesome ...)

Zhu men JIU rou Chou Li Jia porridge Xiang

Frosty night and his wife both went home.

Wan Ren, a lonely city, is among the colorful clouds of Emperor Bai Di.

But before he can conquer, he will never teach anyone to climb the Yinshan Mountain.

Bridge 24: Pear trees crush begonia on a moonlit night.

Red crisp hand vine wine, two orioles singing green willows.

A line of egrets rose into the sky on the ancient road outside Changting

The hibiscus tent is short in spring night, and the cross bar of Dadu Bridge is cold.

The sky is gray, and an apricot is out of the wall.

When does the bright moon shine on the ditch? I raise my glass to ask the bright moon.

Xiao He just showed a sharp corner when an almond emerged from the wall.

You gave birth to me, but I didn't. I gave birth to you. Instead of thinking about you every day, it is better to hold on to the southeast branch.

The window contains autumn snow in Xiling, and an almond goes out of the wall.

There were other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty pestles were ground into embroidery needles.

There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 rare beauties eat 10,000 cucumbers a day.

Don't forget to pick chrysanthemums under the hedge.

Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, now these boys and girls are lined up.

Then there is the topic of the laughing Xuancheng satrap. . . Does Xuancheng satrap know this sentence? What a wild card, poor Xuancheng satrap. ...

When will there be a moon in the sky? Does Xuancheng satrap know astronomy?

Julian Waghann was concentrated in the north, but Xuancheng Prefecture was well aware of this matter-current affairs and politics.

But I looked home, and it was getting dark, and the satrap of Xuancheng knew-geography.

There are three or two peach blossoms outside the bamboo, but Xuancheng satrap knows botany.

I don't know who Jiang Yue treats, but the satrap of Xuancheng knows-an emotional topic

His painful adventure didn't win his title. Do you know the chief of Xuancheng?-This is the wrong door. It's best to send a notice about finding a job.

Business women don't know the hatred of national subjugation, and so does the satrap of Xuancheng-are you here to challenge?

(Xuancheng satrap gets angry: What, am I Google? Ask me everything? ! )

Because she was so tired, a maid lifted her up. This is an official in Jiujiang. My blue sleeves are wet. (Cover your face ... Simada, you ...)

-this Jiujiang officer. My blue sleeves are wet. Does Xuancheng Prefecture know? (you! Too much, Lord Sima is too cp ..)

-Stop, sit in the love maple forest, and tell more silently than with sound. (Oh ... it's over. )

-blowing jade pipes before flowers, the scenery flows. (Liu Jia's adult, Du Fu's adult, will you two cry when you know this? )

-under the east fence, I can't leave my soul. Tao Yuanming: I am living in seclusion. What do you want to do when you take me out? )

Falling in love is not heartless. My thatched door has been closed, but now it is open for you. I didn't see anything ...

-I like the thousands of miles of snow in Minshan, and the spring tide brings rain late. (I didn't see//...)

-if you want to say it, it is a shame. It would be a shame for you to say it. (poof ````` a subtle sense of WS strikes my face ```).

So the final summary report of JQ event.

The old man talks about juvenile madness, and a pear tree presses Haitang.

The golden stems of the Han emperor are straight outside the clouds, and the clouds and rain are heartbroken.

Flying from a height of 3,000 feet warmed and smoothed her creamy skin.

But the nights in spring are short, and the sun rises too fast. My blue sleeves are wet. (no, who built this ... too YD)

The love story of polygamy;

Li Bai: A Spring Festival Gala is worth 1000 yuan, which is not as good as that in Wang Lun!

Flying general: Li Bai will want to go by boat, and the emperor, from then on, gave up his early hearing!

King: But let the Dragon City fly, and the powder and paint in the Sixth Palace will fade into nothingness!

Alas, this is destined to be a tragedy of love. ...

Sometimes in the middle of the night, she will dream of her victory, and only the dreamer will not dream of you.

"Little Three" Wang Lunjun.

A spring night is worth a thousand dollars, not as good as Wang Lun's love. (Wang Lun tears: I don't know you, Taishou. Officials can't talk nonsense. )

-two orioles singing green willows, an apricot out of the wall. The spring breeze in Jiang Nanan is green. When will the red apricots come out of the wall?

-When will the apricot be returned? Does Xuancheng House know? (Beat the wall! ! )

-the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the apricot is gone forever. (-the unbearable satrap)

(Taishou is angry and rushing to the crown: ask Taishou if he knows, you hang the southeast branch! ! )

So the following people rushed to try to die, and a wild model was born. ..

After the rain, the mountains are empty and the southeast branches are hung.

I brushed my clothes and hung up the southeast branch.

But you expanded your vision by 300 miles, hanging from the branches in the southeast.

Listen to you, hang the southeast branch.

Cut the grass at noon and hang the southeast branches.

On the moon, willow shoots hang southeast branches

I hope people will hang the Southeast Branch for a long time.

Cut the grass without removing the roots and hang the southeast branches

Self-hanging southeast branches under the east fence of chrysanthemum picking

The sober people and saints in the old days were forgotten, only the southeast branch.

Oh, how can I bow and scrape to those high-ranking people? I can't hang up the Southeast Branch!

-who has not died since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch.

-the first emperor hung up the southeast branch before starting a business.

-there are beauties in the north, and they hang in the southeast.

-sneak into the night with the wind and hang the southeast branch.

-But I haven't heard from my relatives or friends, hanging on the branches in the southeast.

-I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid the branches are full. (spray ``)

-Westerners have no reason to go out of Yangguan, so they all hang southeast branches. (Knocking heavily on the ground ...)

-Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and the southeast branch of the city. (it's amazing! ! )

-everyone hangs the southeast branch, does Xuancheng satrap know? I'm going to laugh to death ... Taishou is in tears.

-Xuancheng satrap knows, I don't know, I don't know the southeast branch. (Xuancheng satrap vomits blood: ... Are you going to die with me? T T)

-the satrap hangs the southeast branch, the Jiujiang official. My blue sleeves are wet. (Sure enough, the satrap can't stand it, Sima Jun ... It's either wet or wet ...)

-If two relationships last for a long time, why not hang up the southeast branch?

-When there is no one in the middle of the night, hang the southeast branch, it is Mei, when you pass my silk window, as a symbol of our love. (double suicide? )

Southeast Branch: It's all my fault? ! Is that all you got to say !

Then after ten years of life and death,

Xuancheng satrap

Thousands of rivers have thousands of rivers and moons, and the traces of ten years are ten years old.

Please have another glass of wine and share your troubles forever. Narango, you crossed the line.

Jiangzhou Sima

Young people don't stay for teenagers, but it's even more worrying to raise a glass to relieve their worries.

Hate you is not like Jiang last month, only hanging southeast branches.

Xuancheng satrap

I am a teenager, and I am drunk with plum blossoms.

I don't see the three seas every year, who reads the west wind and is cool alone. (Su Dongpo somehow spends time with Zhu Dunru as a companion. What about blue? Why did you come again? )

Jiangzhou Sima

In those days, I was drunk and worried about who was thin.

Why can't the spring breeze be tolerated? There are branches of Ao Shuang in the chrysanthemum. (This gorgeous confession is too pink ><)

Xuancheng satrap

For a hundred years, my heart was dull and I was never together.

Sometimes in the middle of the night, she will dream of her victory, and only lazy people will dream of not dreaming of you. (this sentence! This sentence! Bold and aggravated! Mix and match love Very cute and abusive! )

Jiangzhou Sima

I advise you to pity the people in front of you, don't wait for nothing to be spent.

If you don't want to be with you, I'll take it if you don't want to. (Hey, Lord Sima, you can follow me. I don't want you. )

Xuancheng satrap

Complaining songs are designed for drunkards, and the past is unbearable.

Life and death do not give up, and promises are hard to pay. (Finally, finally, finished)