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What good French movies are there?

1 Paris I love you.

This is the opening film of Cannes Film Festival in 2006. Many famous directors took part in this film, which contains more than ten short stories, including the Cohen Brothers, China director Du Kefeng and so on. The producers hope to tell almost all the emotions that happened in Paris through this film with many directors involved. A dozen short stories in the film, some seem absurd, some seem to have no clue, but if you savor them carefully, you will find the "truth" that every director wants to express.

2. Two Flowers (Veronica's Double Life)

Two girls, one born in Poland and the other born in France, have the same appearance and age, and they also have the same name: Veronica. They all like music very much and have sweet voices. Veronica of Poland likes singing very much, especially in singing high notes. She feels that she is not alone in this world. Unexpectedly, one day she really met a girl who looked exactly like her, but she died of a heart attack on the stage in a performance. At this time, Veronica, who is in France, is having fun with her boyfriend and suddenly feels particularly empty and sad. From then on, a very sad tune often sounded in her life, and she fell in love with a children's literature writer. In the process of chatting with her boyfriend, she found a woman who was very similar to the photo she took in Poland. At this time, she deeply believes that there is another self in the world.

3. angels love beauty

Emily (Audrey? Tatu Audrey Tautou had an unfortunate childhood-when her father gave her a health check-up, she found her heart beating too fast, and she concluded that she had a heart attack. Since then, Emily has been isolated from the school. Then because of an accident, my mother died suddenly in front of her eyes. All this has not affected Emily's optimistic attitude towards life at all.

From 65438 to 0997, Princess Diana's death made her feel lonely and fragile. Emily started a series of help plans, including an autistic and melancholy neighbor, a food stall guy who was mean by her boss, an old landlord who lost her childhood utensils, and a coffee shop colleague who was frustrated in love. But she never imagined that Nino (Matthew? Kasovi mathieu kassovitz) became a difficult target for her, and Emily started an absurd replacement plan. ...

4, red family (red)

Valentine (Irene Jacob Irene Jacob), a female student, a part-time model, has a boyfriend in England. Although she cherishes this relationship, she can't stop her boyfriend from doubting herself.

The retired judge (played by Jean-Louis Trintignant, Jane-Louis Trintegnant) experienced an unforgettable emotional injury when he was young, and his lover's betrayal made him stop believing in the world. The only fun is to eavesdrop on the neighbor's phone and see how deceitful they are. After knowing Valentine, his frozen feelings began to melt.

Auguste (played by Jean-Pierre Lorit and played by Jane Pierre Lori) is a law student with a bright future, but he has to face his lover's affair. He decided to go to England for a period of time to get rid of his painful mood, and met Valentine who went to England to find a boyfriend on a passenger ship.

The ship encountered strong convective weather, and the news of the ship's distress was broadcast on the TV news after the storm. Although more than1000 people were killed, both Valentine and Augustine survived. They think they have met before. ...

5, blue erotic pick (blue)

For many years, Julie (Juliette Binoche Juliette Binoche) has been silently supporting her husband's creative career, taking care of her five-year-old child, and her quiet life was broken by a car accident. The death of her husband and son made Julie very sad when she just woke up in her hospital bed. She once wanted to die, and after she was discharged from the hospital, she lived in seclusion. She burned her husband's music to show her determination to isolate the past. Life doesn't matter to desperate Julie.

However, the reality inevitably entered her life, which made her start to think about her attitude towards life. At the same time, her husband's friend published the remnant manuscript left by her husband in the media, claiming to finish the song. This incident unexpectedly let Julie know that music was originally related to a woman. This woman is pregnant with her husband's flesh and blood.

Julie finally got the freedom of mind, and with the courage to meet new life and new feelings, her life began to change.

6. Two small conjectures

When one person asks another person "dare", the other person must say "dare". This is the rule of the game. The little boy Julian and the little girl Sophie met from such a children's farce, and a beautiful iron box was the witness of their game. Swearing, disturbing the classroom, urinating in the principal's office, wearing underwear outside ... two people have been playing a game for more than ten years, and they dare to admit that they love each other.

Sophie (Marianne Cotillard) proposes that they should be separated for ten years, and the content of the challenge is whether Julian (Dense Mkane) dares to hurt Sophie. After ten years of trance, Julian found Sophie. For the game, he decided to marry her and invited Sophie to be the maid of honor. The injured Sophie threw an iron box at Lian's wedding. "Do you dare to break off your marriage?" The closest friends hurt each other the most. Two people with the same heartache meet again in ten years.

In ten years, Julian had everything, including family, career and friends, but without Sophie, it was like a life without heart and passion.

Ten years later, "Love me, if you dare ..."

7. The spring of the cattle class

In the French countryside of 1949, the musician Gerard? Zunnuo plays a teaching assistant in a boarding school for boys nicknamed "Tangdi". Most of the students in the school are difficult children, and corporal punishment is very common here. The headmaster of the school (Francis? Berland) only cares about his own future and is cruel and overbearing.

The taciturn Clemente tried to improve this situation in his own way. He re-created music works and formed a choir, and decided to use music to open students' closed hearts.

However, things are not going well. Clement found out that student Pierre? Mo (Shang? Buddy? Morille) has an extraordinary musical talent, but he grew up in a single-parent family and his personality is extremely sensitive and withdrawn. How to release Pierre's musical talent is a headache for Clement. At the same time, his feelings with Pierre's mother gradually became subtle.

8.butterflies

Lisa (Claire Bunnish), an 8-year-old single mother, likes to ask all kinds of childish questions. The neighbor's grandfather (Michelle? The son of Cerro Michel Serrault has passed away. He is eccentric and has a hobby of collecting butterfly specimens. One day, Lisa broke into grandpa's secret room and found colorful butterfly specimens. Grandpa also said that he would go to the mountain to collect a butterfly named Isabella. Lisa was overjoyed and wanted to explore with grandpa. How she wished she could follow her grandfather to see butterflies flying all over the sky. Along the way, Lisa gave grandpa a lot of trouble, because she had endless questions and released the butterflies he picked. Lisa fell into a cave. Grandpa was in a hurry and called for rescuers. Their friendship and feelings are integrated with the beautiful nature.

9. Nikita

Nikita (Annie? Parrillod anne parillaud and his friends accidentally killed the police who arrived when they robbed a shop. Nikita was sent to a women's prison for murder. I thought I would spend the rest of my life bored in prison. Unexpectedly, Nikita was chosen by a secret government service stopper, and Nikita came to the special forces training base from prison.

Over the years, Nikita has become an excellent spy. This time she was sent to Italy for a mission. She found a husband in Italy to hide her eyes and ears. Originally, it was to complete the task, but in the face of her husband's gentleness, Nikita really fell in love with this man. When her boss became her father and her husband sat in the living room chatting, Nikita was completely integrated into the warmth of the family.

But Nikita knows that there is a time limit for the warmth she enjoys, and soon she will face the cold muzzle. ...

10, Days on the Cloud

Story 1: The story of the small town of Finara.

Shifano, a wandering engineer, met Carmen, a female teacher. Silent love filled the fog, and she refused his kiss. Three years later, the two met again and the passion of love rekindled. However, Shi Fannuo chose to escape from sensuality. "From then on, he fell in love with the girl he never had, perhaps because of stupid arrogance, perhaps because of the silence and ignorance of his city ..."

Story 2: The story of a seaside town.

Walking by the sea, the director met a beautiful girl, her eyes were destroyed and confused. She killed her father and stabbed him 12, and was sentenced to three months' imprisonment. "You remind me of someone." "who?" The director asked. "I'm not sure yet." Then they had sex, and then he left silently. She smiled, her eyes destroyed and confused.

Story 3: The story of Paris.

The unfaithful husband juggled between his wife and his lover, and his wife left him the furniture. Rent-seeking vacant house, she met a man with the same failed marriage. She left her husband and he lost his wife. Two people with inner pain comfort each other.

Story 4: The story of the church.

A handsome boy fell in love with a girl. He followed her and expressed his love sincerely. She told him, "Tomorrow, I will become a nun." "What if I tell you that I love you?" "It's like lighting a candle in a bright room." He left the church on a cold rainy night.

1 1, little lone star

Pohnert (Victor El? After learning from her father that her mother died in a car accident, Bonnet was so sad that she cried, and because of her father's work, she needed to stay at her aunt's house. Pohnert refused to admit that her mother had left her. She firmly believes that God will bring her back to her. She often avoids everyone and continues to look forward to her appearance. Even though her father, aunt and cousin tried to comfort her, she still stuck to her beliefs.

After boarding school, her classmates told Pohnert that God could help her, and Bonnet tried to be God's daughter because she wanted to talk to God and tell him to give her back her mother.

Bonet is never happy. She misses her mother day and night. She came to her mother's grave alone, but she didn't expect her mother to reappear in front of her. Her mother gently taught her to face her life. Even though she didn't want her mother to leave, when her father came to pick her up, she told her father that her mother wanted me to learn to be happy. ...

12, Bameitu

On Christmas Eve, a wealthy family is busy preparing for Christmas. It's snowing outside the window, and my daughter is in the house when she comes back from college. The family was immersed in the atmosphere of reunion before Christmas.

At this time, everyone thought that the father of the head of the family had not woken up, but as soon as the door opened, he died in bed with a knife in his back. Everyone panicked and tried to call the police only to find that the telephone line had been cut off long ago; The car has been damaged and it is impossible to drive to the police station. Obviously, the murderer is among these eight people. Mutual suspicion and accusations began, and everyone's unknown secrets were exposed one by one. The subversion of ethics and the greedy and selfish nature make this Christmas Eve particularly chaotic. Ironically, it doesn't matter who the killer is in the end. ...

13, Diary of Emperor Penguin

This is a film that truly reflects the life of penguins. The northern Antarctic continent has a mild climate and abundant food; The south is covered with snow all year round, with cold climate and food shortage. But the south also has its advantages, that is, the ecology here is stable and there is no pursuit of natural enemies. In order to make the chicks grow up healthily, penguin parents come from the north to the south to hatch their eggs every year.

Father Penguin congratulates mother Penguin for hatching eggs in turn, and the other side goes to Wan Li for food not far away. The hardships on the way are unbearable for anyone, and the weak penguins have to perform this arduous task every year.

The tenacious vitality shown in the film is thought-provoking.

14, Rhapsody in Black Shop

A fictional era background, economic depression, everyone is in danger, and even lives on human flesh.

A butcher lives in a shabby house. They also make a living by slaughtering human flesh. Under the mysterious and absurd color, the butcher slaughtered human flesh with a bright knife. In this building, there are all kinds of strange characters: snail eaters, women obsessed with suicide, and men who love to cut cans. ...

They say that if there is no foreign food supply, then our own meat will not be spared, and the clown Louis (Dominica? Dominique pinon and Pi Nuo, who came to work, broke into this absurd world and became the dishes in everyone's eyes. However, the butcher's daughter (played by Mary-Laurie Dognack) fell in love with him and tried to help him escape, and the world began to fall into chaos and collapse.

15, the girl who turned to music.

Ten years ago, melanie (Déborah Fran?ois Deborah Fran? Ois) is an elf on the piano. I believe I will stand out in the competition, and my future lies in the keys of the piano. However, there happened to be a scene that unexpectedly shattered her dream easily and it was difficult to start from scratch.

Ten years later, she was used to a quiet life and a dull job, but when she went to the boss's house to take care of his wife and children, she saw the man who accidentally let her fail-the boss's wife Ariane (played by catherine frot catherine frot) again. She began to take revenge, deliberately and quietly. She turned out the piano score for her enemies, which made her piano career reach a peak and even made Ariane fall in love with herself. All this is just to destroy the long-hidden enemy in her heart at the last moment.

le scaphandre et le papillon

1995, Jean-Dominique-Bobby, editor-in-chief of the French fashion magazine ELLE, was in a period of double harvest in his career and family. Unfortunately, on February 8th, 13, at the age of 43, he suddenly suffered a stroke in his brain stem, resulting in paralysis and unable to speak like a normal person. The doctor who diagnosed him once said, "falling into the trap of this disease is worse than winning the lottery." However, Bobby won the lottery.

Lying in the hospital ward, Bobby's limbs were shriveled, his mouth was crooked, and his right eye was covered with gauze. Finally, the doctor sewed it with needle and thread, leaving only the eyelid of his left eye to communicate with the outside world. With the patient training of speech therapists and the careful assistance of friends, he described his inner world painfully and delicately letter by letter by blinking his left eye, and wrote an unusual memoir.

Bobby said that now he is trapped in a heavy diving bell, tightly covered and breathless, but his soul can fly around like a light butterfly, flying freely under the interweaving of time and space. He will use his remaining days and talents to tell the world that "his imprisoned soul will live forever" to prove the fact that he once existed. Because of physical discomfort and hardship, Bobby's soul is more slender, and he can look at past memories with cherished hearts and eyes. So Bobby hopes to tell people through his last life experience that they must cherish all the feelings around them.

17, full of true love

Betty (Albaga? A Kraghede Bellugi) is a sensitive and timid little girl who lives with her parents in a big dark house next to a mental nursing home. Betty lives in great loneliness all day: her sister happily leaves home for school, her parents break up, the dark room is deep and the sky is dark ... One day, a handsome young man Ivan (Benjamin? Lemon Benjamin Ramon). When Betty found weak Ivan, she kindly hid him in the sundry warehouse at home. They had a good time, however, the police began to search for Ivan. Betty will take Ivan on the road for his safety.

18, love is colder than death.

Antonio's feelings were dominated by two similar experiences. First, when 12 years old, she had a love experience with a sexy middle-aged barber. In middle age, he met another barber, Ma Guerder, and was conquered by her beauty. They developed a romantic love story. How can such a relationship become "love is colder than death"?

19, taxi express

Daniel (Sammy Naseiri) works as a pizza delivery man on the last day and becomes a taxi driver. However, in his view, taxi driver is not his real occupation, he is the real express driver. Being fined for overtaking, Daniel meets Amy (Frederick Dijon), a policeman. Amy failed her driving test eight times, made mistakes in her work, and had no guts to fall in love. Even boiling water could cause a fire. In short, she is a fool who screwed everything up.

At this time, Amy was having a headache for a group of German robbers. Daniel had to help Amy investigate the case in order to get her driver's license back. It turned out that his talent for fast trains just came in handy, and the robber was finally led into a dilemma trap by him.

20. Gold diggers in Paris

Irene (Audrey? Tatu Audrey Tautou's dream is to have many rich children and make them ministers behind the scenes. A five-star hotel is her activity place. On this day, she came to an upscale hotel and threw herself into the arms of rich Jacques, but met the hotel waiter Jean (Mary? Christine? Adam Marie-Christine Adam). Irene thinks that Gene is a rich boy, addicted to temptation. After a night of romance, Irene finds that Gene is not rich at all, so she leaves angrily.

However, Jean has fallen in love with Irene deeply, and he knows that he does not have the personal conditions required by Irene. So, he found a new job and inadvertently became the playmate of the rich widow. At this time, Chin met Irene again, and Irene changed her mind after the accident. They gradually became close friends and their feelings gradually warmed up. ...

2 1, Paradise Cinema

In the small town in southern Italy, there are many antique little boys (Sabatell? Casio) likes watching movies, and prefers to watch the projectionist Everett (Philip? Norray) showed the film, and he and Everett became friends who forgot the past year and found the fun of childhood in the film.

In order to let more audiences see the film, the kind Everett held an open-air film. As a result, the movie was a fire, and Everda was saved from the fire, but Everda was blind. Duoduo became the only person in town who could show movies. He succeeded Evert as a film projectionist in the town.

Toto (Kyle? Leonardi) grew up and he fell in love with the banker's daughter Elena (Elsa? Danny Ellie). The purity of first love is as beautiful as heaven, but a couple's vows of eternal love are banned by Elena's father. Toto went to military service and Elena went to college. Encouraged by Everett, many sad people left the town to pursue their dreams in life. ...

Thirty years later, Everett died. At this time, Duoduo was already a successful director. When he returned to his hometown, he saw the broken paradise cinema, recalled the past and wept bitterly. Dodo ran into Elena by chance. In the past, the truth came out. How do they face each other?

22. This killer is not too cold.

Lyon (Jean? Reno) is a lonely professional killer who is hired by people. One day, Mathilde (Natalie? Portman knocked on his door and asked to stay with him for a while. It turned out that the owner of the neighbor's house was a spy of the police drug squad, and he was severely punished for embezzling a small bag of drugs (Gary? Punishment for killing the whole family. Mathilde was saved by Lyon, survived and stayed in Lyon. Leon taught the little girl to use a gun. She taught Leon French. The relationship between them is getting closer and closer, and they get along well.

The girl wanted revenge, but she was caught. Leon arrived in time to save the girl. But the girl fell into the hands of the police again, and Leon went alone, thinking of saving Mathilde.

23, blue sea and blue sky

Jack (Jean-Marc? Jean mark barr grew up on the Greek coast. Although I watched my father die in a diving accident when I was a child, it didn't reduce Jack's love for the sea. When Jack's friend Enzo (played by Jean Reno Jean Reno) found him and persuaded him to take part in the diving championship, Jack agreed, won the championship with excellent results and won Joanna (Rosanna? Love from Aquatech rosanna arquette. They were very close, but Jack realized that he couldn't let go of the sea.

There was an accident. Enzo, a good friend, was unfortunately killed in diving. Jack threw Enzo's body into the sea. Jack's heart is very confused. He felt that he no longer belonged to human society, and he just wanted to dive into the deep sea and accompany the sea for life like a dolphin. Despite the news that Joanna was pregnant, Jack took a deep look at his lover and turned and threw himself into the arms of the sea.

24, crazy dating beautiful capital (comics)

Chapin is a lonely child. Since he lost his parents, he has lived with Su Sha's mother-in-law every day. The boy is a little autistic. He likes talking to Bruno, the dog, and riding a bike alone. The songs of the three sisters Dumei accompanied them to live a quiet life. Finally, my mother-in-law saw Chapin's talent in cycling and wanted to train him into a talent, so she has been training with her children.

Chapin can finally take part in the Tour de France. However, an accident happened because the mafia wanted to control the result. Chapin and two other players were taken to the beautiful capital by gangsters. My mother-in-law risked her life and took Bruno on a bumpy boat to save her grandson. On the street in exile, my mother-in-law met Dumei's three sisters, who joined the team to save Chaping.

25. I grew up in Iran (cartoon)

The film is adapted from the cartoon of the same name by marjane satrapi, an Iranian female illustrator, and tells her own growth experience in the form of autobiography, reflecting the social changes in Iran.

After 1979, Iran launched an Islamic revolution and social unrest. The failure of the revolution made Iran lose the hope of democracy, became more and more conservative, and made the people miserable. Nine-year-old Ma Zhen is precocious and sensitive. She cleverly outwitted the official minions, fell in love with western punk bands and pop music, and immersed herself in her own world.

After the Iran-Iraq war broke out, life in Iran became more difficult. Marjane grew up, and her parents were worried about her bolder behavior. /kloc-When she was 0/4 years old, she was sent to Austria by her parents.

In Austria, Marjan, as an Iranian, had to face the discrimination and inferiority of others. When she finally overcame the psychological barrier and gained everyone's recognition, the pain of love and longing for her hometown made her decide to return to her parents.

At this time, Iran is still experiencing the baptism of war, and religious restrictions on women's lives are becoming more and more severe. Marjane began to doubt whether she should continue to live in this country full of autocracy.

26. Gourmet

Charles Duchemin (played by Louis de Faanes), editor-in-chief of gourmet magazine, has a great sense of smell and taste. You can smell it through your nose and taste it in your mouth to know whether the food is really as delicious as the legend. In order to let readers taste really delicious food, he often sneaked into major restaurants and hotels in disguise to taste delicious food. He will strongly recommend the good ones in magazines, and he will scold the bad ones. As a result, he became the devil in the eyes of hotels and hotel owners and the god in the hearts of readers.

Because of his advanced age, Charlie Duchemin hopes that his son Gé rard Duchemin (Coluche), who also has superhuman sense of smell and taste, can follow in his father's footsteps. Unfortunately, the latter is only interested in the circus, and often goes to the circus as a clown without telling him, and the jokes are constant. But a fast food tycoon who wanted to engulf the French restaurant industry finally brought the father and son together.

27. shut up

Iron Egg (signed by Gerald Depa) is a boaster, chatting with people regardless of time and place, so he has no friends and changed roommates in prison until he met Ruby, a killer who never talks. Iron egg can talk to Ruby all the time. Ruby (Jean Reno) doesn't talk or get angry. His brain is always planning to escape.

Although Ruby's escape plan is perfect, she doesn't want to be stuck by the iron egg, but it is because of the help of the iron egg that they can escape in the chaos. Ruby still has plans to avenge his girlfriend, but Iron Egg just wants to be friends with Ruby forever and open a restaurant. One chattered and the other shouted shut up. On the way to escape, the two men had conflicts and made many jokes.

28. sleepless in Paris

Life is always full of unexpected encounters. Camille, a lonely girl who loves painting (Audrey? Tatu), lonely aristocrat Viellieber (Laurent Stocker) and handsome chef Frank (Guillome? This is a stranger on the streets of Paris. An accident made them start living together in the same room.

At first, there were quarrels and interruptions in life. However, in the process of running in with each other, the three people each told their own troubles and gradually became mutual support. Camille is no longer alone. Filiber overcame himself and his stuttering problem, and Frank's troubles with grandma were gradually resolved under the care of the girl. They, in the night in Paris, staged a warmth. At the same time, there are some sparks in our eyes, and the name is love.

29, children's dream lost soul night

Crazy scientists get old before they are old, because they don't know how to dream, so they kidnap children in the city and steal their dreams. Unexpectedly, the children were frightened and Meng Tong became a nightmare. The big guy in the circus found the thin guy missing and searched for the missing child with the leader of the orphan party. He tried his best to tell a dark story, adding a little childlike innocence to the director and competing for the grand prize of Cannes Film Festival.