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What humorous slogans are there for bank deposits?

1. I have struggled for more than 50 years and devoted myself to the development of deposits. One word can tell the characteristics of my hardest work, and this word is not easy to pull. -Deposit Thomson

2. If you can, walk hand in hand with people who have deposits. Before you can't find it, learn to work and save some money after work. -savings, romantic stuff.

3. tenacious perseverance in saving money can conquer any peak in the world.

4. "Things you like must be left as a" deposit ",and beautiful clothes are praised as" money ". Together, the two are deposits, and this is the success or failure of a good start. -Carnegie savings "

People who save a lot are beautiful, saving for the public is the best, and every day is charming. Never take it is long-lasting, and pulling others' homes is eternal. -Jorge Posada deposit

6. Seeking happiness in the rich desire for deposits and exclusive deposits will not only lead to unhappiness, but also lead to the loss of deposits. -Store Tolstoy