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Classic sentences in the town hall of Korean drama
Zhao Guo: 1. Invite the future to travel together: If there are no other appointments, just travel with me. Even if there are other appointments, let's travel, the two of us. 2. When he is asked to be honest in the future: I don't mention this to you on the pretext of traveling (running for mayor); But I want to use this as an excuse to travel and discuss with you in the future. 3, the so-called handshake politics: people's immunity to physical contact is very weak. If the hand is held, the heart will be easily held. 4, when eating in a restaurant, give the future meat: don't get on the bus unless you open the door for you; Don't sit down until you have laid your handkerchief; Don't eat until you set the table. You haven't done these things once! Learn to do this in the future. Women should know how to make themselves look expensive. 5. During the campaign speech, I found the future hidden in the crowd: Because you are mine, who can't recognize their own things? 6. Admit that the future is a typhoon that he can't escape: Xin's future is not romantic for me, but a typhoon. My house, my car, everything I have may be blown away. In the end, maybe even myself will be blown away. It's dangerous to avoid it. I want to, but I can't. Romantic, I have a way to avoid it, but in the face of typhoon, I am helpless. I didn't know this before. 7. A campaign speech that sounds like an alternative is actually a deep confession of the future: so I have to make a choice. I don't care about that ridiculous bully, and I abandon you for my own happiness; Or is it for your happiness that makes me unhappy? Who can easily choose this kind of question? One of my choices may make me lose a lot of things. But what I am more afraid of is that I may lose you. Therefore, even if you can't stand with me, I hope you don't go too far; Even if you want to stand opposite me, I hope you can be closer to me. 8. Wonderful proposal: I have a dream now. I want to be president. If I become president, on the inauguration day, I will dance with my wife as I do today. Would you like to dance with me on my inauguration day? 9. Alternative contract for the future: hand-only for public use. But you must never stay with anyone other than the owner for more than 3 minutes. Leg-Never leave the radius of 1m without the owner's permission. If I use it to change the owner and go to another man, I will use all my property to take revenge for my whole life. Smelly feet-deprived of ownership because of stench. Heart-it is forbidden to plop to anyone except the owner. Eyes-actively promote awards and glare at people other than the owner. Ear-If all the words spoken by people other than the owner are heard in a woof-woof, they will be actively rewarded. Lips-if they are used for other purposes than eating or talking, they will be sentenced to death. Brain-5% of the brain structure must think that I will die without Zhao, 4% that I can't live without the former deputy mayor, 9% that I have no reason to live without Zhao's staff, and 2% that I am worried about the future of Renzhou! Other organs-no matter what happens, it is absolutely not allowed to buy or sell. Even if there is no money, this is absolutely impossible, King Kong! Hmm? Xin's future: 1. Political philosophy of coffee: Coffee is similar to politics. Once addicted, it is difficult to quit. As you get deeper and deeper, money will grow into moths, and your body will grow into moths. Compared with the cup, it is easier to be tempted by gorgeous cups. The more bubbles there are, the less coffee there is, and the coffee that most people like is not necessarily good coffee. 2. A profound understanding of politics: it is a struggle between political parties, a chilling and frightening thing, a despicable activity at regular intervals, a thief's den full of lies and insincerity, a place where you will be blindsided if you just want to put some feelings into it, and a place to take it as a joke. In a word, it is dirtier than Mrs. Zheng's pomegranate skirt. 3. When Zhao had to break up with her in order to protect the future: Even if I am humble and easy to bully, you can't do this! Want to break up with me? Want to dump me and live comfortably. Stop dreaming, I won't let you go. I won't let you leave my heart until I die. You can leave if you want, but after you leave me, no matter where you live or who you live with, you will be a man with two families. In here (slapping his chest hard), in here, here is your room. You are in this room, with me until I die! I will never let you go! 4. When meeting Zhao's fiancee, the other party said that she was just a comma in Zhao's life: How much do you know about that person? Although I am not his full stop, I am not a comma, but a bracket. The potential meaning of that person, that is me. 5. confession to Zhao in the future: do you know what you can't force in this world if you fight for your life? It's the heart that goes to someone. You know what is more out of control than it? It's the heart that went to someone and refused to come back. 6. When I found that Zhao Guo had been silently guarding his own affairs, I found that I was standing under the largest umbrella in the world. For me, it used to be rainy season in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the rain all over the world fell on my head. Thank you, thank you for making me so dry and cool again!
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