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One hundred thousand jokes are the most classic lines in Huang Feihong and Huo Yuanjia's mathematics.
Huo Yuanjia (I actually started with this sentence, I thought it would be hi or hello, but I didn't expect it to start with four words, and there was a hidden mystery. I used see instead of meet. The implication is that it's not the first time we meet, and most people tend to ignore it. Brother Huang, do you want to show me off so badly? )
Huang Feihong (See what I can do? )
Huo Yuanjia: Nice to meet you, too.
Huang Feihong (Good boy, what goes around comes around, throw the whole sentence back to me, then give me this trick): What's your name?
Huo Yuanjia (You know perfectly well past ask, but you clearly said the first sentence, and immediately pretended not to know the second sentence. What kind of trouble are you going to make? However, this sentence cannot be pushed back with TOO. In this case, I will try my best): My name is Han Meimei.
Huang Feihong (Han Meimei, your sister, your name is not Huo Yuanjia, no, speaking of which, this is not the original name in the textbook. It's not easy to answer with your original name, boy. Ok, I'll also present a treasure chest): Hello (Hum, this sentence can easily be misunderstood as how it is you, or even misunderstood at first sight, so I got caught).
Huo Yuanjia: I'm fine, thanks, and you?
Huang Feihong (ah, actually answered, but also cleverly threw the question back)
Huo Yuanjia (Hum, look down on me if you want to fool me).
Huang Feihong (it is true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is getting worse): Fine, thank you (well, let me see what you can do next).
Huo Yuanjia: Then I'd better be respectful than obedient. How old are you? (Hum, I misunderstood. It's always you )
Huang Feihong (Hum, naive, you think I'll be taken in so easily): I'm eight years old.
Huo Yuanjia: Well, I lied to Xiao. Who believes it? Won't I blush when I say it?
Passerby A: Master Huang and Master Huo are really diligent.
Passerby B: Yes, it's really admirable to keep practicing oral English every morning after giving two lectures on foreigners controlling foreigners.
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