What humorous and emotional intelligence jokes are there?

Humor, humor, high emotional intelligence:

First, the beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly bounces around.

Second, human potential is infinite. Some people will resign at the beginning of the year, but they are still at work and dare not be late.

Third, when you are poor, you think you will be happy if you have money. When you are really rich, you will find that there is more money than happiness. This is simply happiness. ?

Fourth, "Do you like small animals?" Me: Of course. "How much do you like it?" Me: How can I put it? Every meal has it!

A mirror is installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books.

6. When I was poor, my parents spent hundreds of dollars a month. At that time, I thought it would be great to find a job with a monthly salary of more than 2000 when I grew up. As a result, my wish came true.

Unlike you who run in the morning, I have tried my best to sit up in bed.

Eight, I once believed that I could turn my life into a paragraph, but now I just hope that I don't turn my life into a case.

9. My friend invited me to dinner at noon. When I paid the bill, I saw that he paid slowly, so I said, "Why don't I pay?" "How dare you!" "Nothing." So I put my hand in his pocket.