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Zhang Jun reads classical Chinese.

1. Translation of Classical Chinese Zhang Jun's answer can be used for reference:

After Zhang Ping's tea house became filial, he went to Kyoto. Relying on his talent, he thinks he can surpass celebrities. Liu Yin, who wants to go to Danyang, is really long, and his fellow villagers and people who have been to him laugh at him. Zhang Ping finally visited Liu Zhenchang. At this moment, Serina Liu was cleaning up some mistakes and dealing with some affairs, so he was arranged to the next seat, just greeting him and not paying attention to him. Zhang Ping wants to start a conversation by himself, but he can't find a topic. Soon, celebrities such as Wang Meng with a long history came to make it clear. When there is something that can't be communicated between the host and the guest, Zhang Ping analyzes and judges them from the bottom seat. His words were concise and profound, and he could clearly express the other party's thoughts, which surprised everyone. Mayor Liu sat him at the top of the table and talked with him all day. So he stayed all night. The next day, when Zhang Ping left, Serina Liu said, "Go back for a while and I'll invite you to play in Fujun." When Zhang Ping returned to the boat, his companion asked him where to spend the night. Zhang Pingxiao smiled and didn't answer. In a short time, Serina Liu sent county officials to find Zhang Xiaolian's boat, which surprised his companions. Mayor Liu immediately rode with him to see Jun Fu. Arriving at the gate, Liu Zhenchang went in first and said to Jun Fu, "Xiaguan has found the best doctor for you today." After Zhang Ping entered the meeting, Jun Fu talked with him. He couldn't help admiring, repeatedly calling it yes, and said, "Zhang Ping is brilliant, which is the place where justice is reformed." So he was appointed as Doctor Tai Chang.

After Zhang Ping became a teahouse, he went to Kyoto. Relying on his talent, he thinks he can surpass celebrities.

Liu Yin, who wants to go to Danyang, is really long, and his fellow villagers and people who have been to him laugh at him. Zhang Ping finally visited Liu Zhenchang. At this moment, Serina Liu was cleaning up some mistakes and dealing with some affairs, so he was arranged to the next seat, just greeting him and not paying attention to him.

Zhang Ping wants to start a conversation by himself, but he can't find a topic. Soon, celebrities such as Wang Meng with a long history came to make it clear. When there is something that can't be communicated between the host and the guest, Zhang Ping analyzes and judges them from the bottom seat. His words were concise and profound, and he could clearly express the other party's thoughts, which surprised everyone.

Mayor Liu sat him at the top of the table and talked with him all day. So he stayed all night.

The next day, when Zhang Ping left, Serina Liu said, "Go back for a while and I'll invite you to play in Fujun." When Zhang Ping returned to the boat, his companion asked him where to spend the night. Zhang Pingxiao smiled and didn't answer.

In a short time, Serina Liu sent county officials to find Zhang Xiaolian's boat, which surprised his companions. Mayor Liu immediately rode with him to see Jun Fu.

Arriving at the gate, Liu Zhenchang went in first and said to Jun Fu, "Xiaguan has found the best doctor for you today." After Zhang Ping entered the meeting, Jun Fu talked with him. He couldn't help admiring, repeatedly calling it yes, and said, "Zhang Ping is brilliant, which is the place where justice is reformed."

So he was appointed as Doctor Tai Chang.

3. Zhang Ping was promoted to Xiaolian and came to Kyoto to build health.

With his talent, he thought that he would be among the famous people at that time. Want to visit Liu Yin, fellow villagers and people who were promoted at the same time laughed at him.

Later, he really visited Liu Yin. Liu was washing clothes and taking care of chores, so he arranged for him to sit down and only exchanged a few pleasantries with him, ignoring him. Zhang Ping wanted to take the initiative to express his opinions, but he couldn't find a topic.

Soon, celebrities such as Chang Shi (Meng) came to talk. When the host and guests can't communicate, Zhang Ping judges from a distance in the bottom seat.

The text is concise and profound, which makes both the subject and the object think smoothly, and everyone present is surprised. Liu Yin immediately asked him to sit on it, talked for a whole day, and kept him in bed until dawn.

When Zhang Ping left, Liu Yin said, "Go back for a while, and I'll invite you to visit Jun Fu together." When Zhang Ping returned to the boat, his companion asked him where to spend the night. Zhang smiled and made no answer.

After a while, Liu Yin sent someone to look for Zhang Xiaolian's boat, and his companions were all surprised. Liu Yin and Zhang Tong went to visit Jun Fu by bus. ..

Arriving at the door, Liu stepped forward and said to Jun Fu, "Xiaguan found the best candidate for Dr. Tai Chang for you today." Zhang Ping went to visit him. After talking with Jun Fu, Lian claimed to be good, saying, "Zhang Ping's talent is the source of righteousness."

Appoint him as Dr. Taichang immediately.

4. Zhang Ping was promoted to Xiaolian and came to Kyoto to build health.

With his talent, he thought that he would be among the famous people at that time. Want to visit Liu Yin, fellow villagers and people who were promoted at the same time laughed at him.

Later, he really visited Liu Yin. Liu was washing clothes and taking care of chores, so he arranged for him to sit down and only exchanged a few pleasantries with him, ignoring him. Zhang Ping wanted to take the initiative to express his opinions, but he couldn't find a topic.

Soon, celebrities such as Chang Shi (Meng) came to talk. When the host and guests can't communicate, Zhang Ping judges from a distance in the bottom seat.

The text is concise and profound, which makes both the subject and the object think smoothly, and everyone present is surprised. Liu Yin immediately asked him to sit on it, talked for a whole day, and kept him in bed until dawn.

When Zhang Ping left, Liu Yin said, "Go back for a while, and I'll invite you to visit Jun Fu together." When Zhang Ping returned to the boat, his companion asked him where to spend the night. Zhang smiled and made no answer.

After a while, Liu Yin sent someone to look for Zhang Xiaolian's boat, and his companions were all surprised. Liu Yin and Zhang Tong went to visit Jun Fu by bus. ..

Arriving at the door, Liu stepped forward and said to Jun Fu, "Xiaguan found the best candidate for Dr. Tai Chang for you today." Zhang Ping went to visit him. After talking with Jun Fu, Lian claimed to be good, saying, "Zhang Ping's talent is the source of righteousness."

Appoint him as Dr. Taichang immediately.

5. Begging-"Yin Xue" Original: Chen Taiqiu and his friends are going to travel, and they are not in the middle, and they left in Taiqiu, even after they left.

Fiona Fang is seven years old and playing outside the door. Chen Taiqiu's friend asked Fiona Fang, "Is your father there?" ? "Hui Yuan replied," My father waited for you for a long time, and you left before you arrived.

The friend was angry: "No humanity!" Walk with people, walk with people. "Fiona Fang said," if you and your family don't meet at noon, you will break your promise; It is impolite to scold your father. "

Feeling ashamed, my friend got out of the car and tried to hold his hand. Yuan Fang also walked into the car door. Chen Taiqiu made an appointment with a friend to travel together at noon. The appointed time passed, and his friend didn't arrive. Chen Taiqiu left without waiting for his friend.

His friends didn't come until he left. Chen Taiqiu's son, Chen Yuanfang, was only seven years old at that time, playing games outside his home.

The guest asked him, "Is your father at home?" Chen Yuanfang replied, "Father waited for you for a long time, but you left without coming." The guest got angry and said, "It's not human!" I made an appointment with others to travel together, but I abandoned them and left. "

Chen Yuanfang said: "You and my father agreed to meet at noon and didn't meet until noon, which shows that there is no credit;" It is impolite to scold a father's son. Feeling ashamed, the guest got out of the car and tried to hold Fiona Fang's hand. Fiona Fang walked home and ignored him.

-"Chen Taiqiu and the Friendship Period" The following is untranslated classical Chinese, selected from Shi Shuo Xin Yu. 1. Chen Zhongju speaks as a scholar, acts as a model for the world, takes the lead on the bus, and has the ambition to clarify the world.

When he arrived, he asked where Xu Ruzi was and wanted to have a look first. Lord Shu Bai: "The prince of the group of people enters the temple first."

Chen Yue said, "The style of the King of Wu looks like a gentleman, and his seat is not warm. My courtesy, why not! " 2. Zhou Ziju's long luck said, "I haven't seen the capital of Huangshu in time and month, and my stingy heart has come back to life."

3. Guo went to Runan Jianyuan, the car did not stop, and the yoke did not stop. Uncle Huang's degree is Mi Ri's letter.

When people asked him why, Zong Lin said, "Uncle Wang Wang is as vicious as a million hectares. It is unclear and unclear, and its instrument is deep and wide and unpredictable. "

4. Li Yuanli's style is beautiful and self-centered. He wants to teach the world right and wrong. Those who lag behind and those who ascend to the hall all think that they have ascended the Dragon Gate.

5. Li Yuanli lamented Xun Shu and Zhong You: "Xun Jun is hard to know, and Zhong Jun can learn from Germany." 6. Chen Taiqiu Yi Xun Lang Ling, poor and frugal, had no servants, so that Fiona Fang took the car and Ji Fang took the stick with the car. Long Wen is still young, with him in the car.

When they arrived, Xun asked Cishu to answer the door, Ciming drank wine, and the other six dragons ate. Wen Ruo is also very young, sitting in front of his knees.

Master Yu said, "A real person travels eastward." 7. A guest asked Chen, "What are the benefits of being a gentleman in Taiwei's family?" Ji Fang said: "My home is like a osmanthus tree born on Mount Tai, as high as Wan Ren, and as unfathomable as Mount Tai;" The top is wet with dew, and the bottom is moistened by deep springs.

When I was in Sri Lanka, Guishu didn't know the height of Mount Tai and the depth of deep springs, nor did he know whether he had any merits or not. 8. Chen Yuanfang's son, Chang Wencai, and Ji Fang's son, Filial Piety first, each discussed his father's merits and demerits. He can't argue. He asked Qiu, who said, "Fiona Fang is very hard on his brother, but Ji Fang is very hard on his brother."

9. Jubo Xun saw his friend's illness from a distance, which is worth a thief attacking the county. The friend said, "I died today, and my son can go!" " "Look at each other from a distance," said the giant. "My son told me to go, and I lost the meaning of survival. Is Jubo Xun doing evil? " When the thief arrived, he said, "The army has arrived, and a county is empty. How dare you stop alone? " Giant Bo said, "My friend is ill, so I can't bear to entrust him. I would rather give my life for my friend. " Thieves said to each other, "We who have no righteousness have entered the righteous country."

Then the squad came back and a county won. 10. Huaxin gets along well with his children. Although he is in his spare room, he strictly abides by the rules.

Chen Yuanfang brothers' way of love. In the second door, the two did not lose the track of harmony and happiness.

1 1. When hoeing vegetables in the gardens of Guan Ning and Huaxin, there was a piece of gold in the field, and the hoe was no different from a tile stone, so people in China seized it and threw it away. I have also tasted the taste of reading at the same table. Those who pass by the entrance of the porch would rather study as before and read those useless books.

I would rather sit down and say, "I'm not my friend!" " "12. Every time Wang Lang pushes Hua Hin with knowledge. Incense wax day, drink and taste halberd, and Wang also learns it.

Someone told Zhang Hua about it and said, "Wang's Chinese studies are just a skeleton, so he went further." 13. Hua Xin and Wang Lang both took refuge by boat, and one of them wanted to attach it, but it was difficult to do so.

Lang said, "Fortunately, it is still wide. Why not? " After the thief chased him, the king wanted to give up his man. Xin said, "That's why I became suspicious. That's why I doubt it.

Now that you have accepted it, why not rush to abandon evil and do good? "It's just like before. The world used this to judge the merits and demerits of China and the king.

14. Wang Xiang's mother, Mrs. Zhu, is sincere. There is a plum tree at home, which bears excellent fruit and has been preserved by my mother.

When the wind and rain suddenly came, Xiang hugged the tree and cried. Auspicious taste sleeps in another bed, and mother goes into darkness.

Value auspicious private, empty. Since it was returned, Anemarrhena regretted it and knelt down to beg for death.

Mother realizes that love is like her own son. 15. King Wen of Jin told Ruan Sizong to be cautious. Every time he spoke to him, his words were profound and he never denied anyone.

16. Wang: "I have lived with Ji Kangkang for twenty years and have never seen his joy." 17. Wang Rong and He Hao suffered great mourning at the same time, which is called filial piety.

King chicken bone bed, crying for gifts. Emperor Wu called Liu Zhongxiong and said, "Are the kings of the provinces harmonious or not? Make people worry and listen to mourning. "

Brother Zhong said, "He Jiao has prepared a gift, but he does not lose his dignity. Although Wang Rong didn't prepare a gift, he mourned and destroyed his bones. I was born with filial piety and peace, and Wang Rong died of filial piety.

Your majesty should be worried not about you, but about Rong. "18. Liang Wang and Wang Zhao, close relatives of this country, were valuable at that time.

Pei Gongling asked the two countries to rent millions of dollars to show sympathy for the poor middle class. Or ridicule: "Why do you want to please?" Pei said, "The deficit is more than enough, but it is not enough."

19. Wang: "Too much life is in the beginning, not in the flow of words." Talking to it, in Qingyuan, there will be no morality to hide its words. "

20. Wang Anfeng finds it extremely difficult. Pei Ling hanged it and said, "If you can hurt people, you will destroy them."

2 1. Wang Rong's father Xiongnu has a name, and his official position is Liangzhou Secretariat. Hunqiu has lived in nine counties for a long time, benefiting from his virtue, and his phase rate is one million. I don't know.

22. Liu Daozhen tasted as a disciple, helped Wang Jun to redeem 500 pieces of cloth and then used it to engage in corps commander. This was a beautiful thing at that time.

23. Wang He and Hu Wunuo are both willing to do whatever they want, or naked people. Yue Guang said with a smile, "All famous religions have their own paradise. What is it?" 24.Xi Gongcheng Yongjia lost his life and was poor in the village.

The villagers are famous for their public reputation and virtue, and they preach this. I often take my brother, my son, Mai, and my second child, Zhou Yi, to dinner.

The villagers said, "Every one of us is hungry and sleepy. We want to be with your sage.".