Jokes about National Day

Without a country, there is no home; Without home, there can be no you and me. The national day is coming, let's wish the country a round home, a happy home and a happy country!

Imperial edict: Bring goods to Fengtian, and the emperor summoned you: Because you lent me 50 cents on National Day last year and haven't paid it back yet, you will be punished for not taking shit for three days until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

Meeting in the Mid-Autumn Festival on National Day, the spirit of family reunion is full. I wish you a happy holiday and all your wishes come true.

If one day you think of someone who loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you, it must be that I am dead. I still miss you on National Day, don't you?

On the night of National Day, the wind is clear and the moon is bright, holding your hand, bathing in the moonlight, whispering and walking slowly.

Girls are like flowers, and boys are open-minded. In order to open up a new world, he awakened the sleeping mountains and changed the face of the river. This is a beautiful motherland and the place where I grew up.

Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this long national day holiday, I often think of the years of coexistence. Find some time, make an appointment, bring your blessing and have an extraordinary experience!

The water is flowing and the fish is swimming, so there is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in the sky and love on the earth. How about a romantic National Day?

Celebrate National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival! On this beautiful day, let me accompany you with my most sincere wishes. Wish: all the best and all your wishes come true!

Experience a one-day family tour on National Day and take a bus back and forth. Activities include cleaning the floor and kitchen of my house, scrubbing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, and bringing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible

I wrapped a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, made a few pounds of homemade blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut some worries from the bottom of my heart as gifts for you. Happy National Day!

Urgent reminder, a new way of mobile phone virus transmission: through mobile phone National Day greetings. For your health, after receiving greetings, be sure to soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before using it!

National Day coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival, and life coincides with the spirit of prosperity. I wish you a happy holiday and family reunion! Think about this festival and wait for another 30 years! ! !

Turn my thoughts into blue stars, flashing in the night and early morning, flashing in your imminent dream, and gently playing them for you, my beloved keys, a thousand times and ten thousand times ... Happy National Day!

The land of China is full of flowers, and the sky music of the motherland is like a tide. On this beautiful day, let me accompany you with my most sincere wishes. Wish: all the best and all your wishes come true!

What gift did you give me on National Day? In fact, a smile is enough, like a thin glass of wine and a gentle wind. This is the most touching declaration, like spring, warm and elegant.

National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are celebrated. On this special, beautiful and unforgettable day, let all Chinese people wish the motherland prosperity! Family reunion! I'm happy!

I wish the motherland a beautiful, better and more joyful National Day, which is an unusual day. Let's wish together ...

We can celebrate your birthday with flowers, and we can sing your greatness with our hearts. But I prefer to build you with pure love-motherland, mother!

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. On the National Day Double Ninth Festival, why don't we talk about the night rain with wine and wine?

Different nationalities, one motherland. Mother's birthday, with joy.

Acacia every night, miss every day, you in the distance, National Day, although you are lonely, but so beautiful! Because of my sincere blessing!

The mountains and rivers are magnificent, but they are not old. Years are eventful, and the motherland is always spring. Warmly celebrate the 58th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC)! ※ The original post comes from: http://www.laifu.org, a hilarious entertainment network in Fukushima.