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A brief history of fools: big fools, little fools, fooled, fooled …

? A brief history of fools: big fools, little fools, fooled, fooled …

When Yu Gong saw Zhi Shao, he said happily, I moved the two mountains in front of the door.

Zhishuo smiled and replied: Yes! That is! Today is April Fool's Day!

After this joke, let's take a brief inventory of fools in China history-

? ● Human beings are ignorant people? ●

When it comes to fools, the first thing we should think of is a fairy tale "A Mountain with a Fool" in Liezi.

Because the hero of this story is called "Yugong".

Yugong moved Taihang Mountain and Wuwangshan Mountain in front of his house with his children and grandchildren. The wise old man said, how is this possible? Taihang for the sake of! The foolish old man said: Our children and grandchildren will go straight ahead and finish it one day. As a result, Gong Yu's spirit touched the emperor, and he sent two Hercules to carry the mountain away.

The moral of this story is very rich.

From an inspirational point of view, it tells people:

God loves people who use stupid kung fu. As long as they work hard, they will have a chance!

From a cultural point of view, this also tells us:

Human beings are "fools" because for thousands of years, human beings have been "moving mountains" for survival and development.

Nothing in our city seems to have been moved from the mountains: cement, steel, stones, wood, trees, flowers and plants. ...

? ● Stupid loyalty? ●

Legend has it that Shang Zhouwang's uncle's name is Beagan, and his official position is equivalent to that of Deputy Prime Minister.

Beagan is very clever and is famous for having a "delicate heart".

Clever Bigan found that Shang Zhouwang's favorite da ji was a fox. She killed her own kind, but also smartly peeled them off and made a mink coat for Zhou Wang.

Da ji was so angry that he pretended to have a heart attack, claiming that only "exquisite seven hearts" could cure the disease.

So Shang Zhouwang ordered Beagan to commit suicide to give his heart.

Where's Beagan? I really agreed.

Because Beagan believes: You want me to die, I have to die.

The evaluation of future generations is: foolish loyalty!

Foolish loyalty runs through the history of China for thousands of years.

Interestingly:

Most people who are foolish and loyal are wise.

For example, the greatest poet Qu Yuan, the most powerful military commander Yue Fei and the most resourceful Zeng Guofan. ...

? People who obey the rules are called stupid pigs? ●

Many people say that China people like flexibility.

As we all know, as early as 2600 years ago, a very well-behaved person was called a stupid pig by later generations.

This man is Song Xianggong in the Spring and Autumn Period.

Song was at war with Qi, and the Qi army was crossing the river. Yu Zi said, while the enemy is by the river, shoot arrows quickly.

Song Xianggong said: No, the Book of Rites says that the enemy can't fight before crossing the river.

When the Qi army crossed the river, they said, attack the back row first.

Song Xianggong said: No, it is stipulated in the Book of Rites that the other side can't attack ahead of time without lining up.

As a result, Song Jun was defeated and Song Xianggong was injured.

Then, Yu Zi said: You are too disciplined, how can you be unbeaten!

Soon, a new book was born, entitled The Art of War.

There is a sentence in this book that is widely circulated:

Everything is fair in war!

Later, people not only "cheated" on "soldiers", but also "cheated" in all aspects:

Officialdom hypocrisy, fake and shoddy shopping malls, emotional intelligence fraud, academic fraud ...

Many cheaters appear, and the result can only be: mutual harm!

Is should be a sentence in a dream of red mansions:

What a coincidence! Forget it!

? ● Stupid filial piety? ●

After Qin Shihuang unified China, he sent his eldest son Fu Su and general Meng Tian to lead hundreds of thousands of troops to build the Great Wall to defend northern Xinjiang.

In 2 10 BC, Qin Shihuang died on a cruise. Zhao Gao conspired with Prime Minister Reese to let Hu Hai, the 18th son of Qin Shihuang, succeed to the throne, and gave Fu Su a letter from Qin Shihuang to commit suicide.

When Fu Su saw the imperial edict, he said, "If a father wants his son to die, his son will die." He committed suicide.

Later generations commented that this was called "foolish filial piety".

Like loyalty, foolish filial piety has been deeply rooted in people's hearts for thousands of years.

There is a story in "Twenty-four Filial Pieties":

Guo Ju, the eldest son, can't feed his parents and children at home. What shall we do? Guo Ju buried his son.

Fortunately, when he dug a hole, God asked him to dig out some gold bars.

What a shame to be so ignorant and filial!

Ironically, there is still room to build the "Twenty-four Filial Piety Cultural Park"!

This is called decadent culture, okay? !

? ● Zhuge Liang and Dou, who is smart and who is stupid? ●

There is an idiom called "A Dou who can't help it".

It is said that Zhuge Liang, who is extremely clever, can't help dou.

Adou is the son of Liu Bei, the second generation king of Shu, and his name is Liu Chan.

After Liu Bei's death, Zhuge Liang supported the overall situation alone and went to Qishan six times, all of which failed.

So belligerent and bitter 1 1 year, Zhuge Liang was exhausted in Wuzhangyuan.

But from then on, it was this "fool" who easily ruled Shu for 30 years.

Finally, the capital fell and Adou surrendered.

After the surrender, Doudou was named the Duke of Happiness.

It is said that one day, Si Mazhao hosted a banquet for Liu Chan, and asked him to play music, dance and entertain in Shu. The old ministers of Shu Han remembered the pain of national subjugation and hid their faces or bowed their heads and shed tears. Only Liu Chan is poised and not sad. See Si Mazhao and ask Liu Chan?

: Does Anle Palace miss Shu?

Liu Chan replied: I am very happy here, but I don't want to be comfortable!

Is Dou really stupid?

Li Yu, the king of national subjugation in the Southern Tang Dynasty, was extremely clever. After surrendering to Zhao Kuangyin, he not only missed his motherland, but also wrote and sang:

Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a river flowing eastward!

As a result, Zhao Kuangyin regarded it as a hidden danger and finally poisoned it.

Therefore, some later generations commented on Dou as follows:

Even the cleverest person is stupid!

? ● Why not eat minced meat? ●

However, some emperors are really stupid, stupid, stupid.

Jin Huidi, the second emperor of Jin Dynasty, is an outstanding representative.

History shows that there was a famine one year and many people starved to death.

Jin Huidi sat in the dragon chair, listened to the minister's report and asked, What is hunger?

The minister replied: there is no millet to satisfy the hunger.

Jin Huidi was puzzled and asked, Why not eat minced meat?

Without rice, you can eat meat! )

? ● Is it silly to have children? ●

Su Dongpo, who is well-read and full of wisdom, once wrote a poem "Poetry of Washing Children":

Everyone wants to be smart when adopting a son, and I have been delayed by being smart all my life.

I only hope that this child is honest and honest, and there is no disaster and no difficulty in reaching the public.

Here, with the wisdom of his life, Su Dongpo realized that being too smart is really not a good thing!

We all want our children to be smart and even talented, so that they will engage in preschool education, early education and even prenatal education at any cost.

However, do you know that the results of geniuses are all good?

Li Bai traveled far all his life. He has never been home since he went out at the age of 25.

Newton was unmarried all his life and was trapped in the problem of "God" for 20 years in his later years.

Ningbo,1The most outstanding talented boy in HKUST juvenile class in the 1980s, and later put on the cassock. ...

Do you really want your children to be like this?

? ● Difficult to be confused? ●

However, cleverness and stupidity are sometimes innate.

Born smart, what should I do?

Some things, I saw, but I can't say; If you say it, it will be a disaster.

Therefore, the most taboo for smart people is to be clever.

During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a magistrate in wei county, Shandong Province, who was extremely clever. However, he is honest and he can understand many things in the world. So not only is the officialdom frustrated, but he is also extremely depressed.

One day, he suddenly understood, wrote a word and wrote a few postscript.

This picture is:

It's hard to be confused.

The postscript to the question is:

It is difficult to be smart, but difficult to be confused.

It's even harder to change from smart to confused.

Put it aside, step back,

Peace of mind now, not for reward later.

This man, named Zheng Banqiao,

Both poetry and painting are good, and life is down and out.

Only such a person can understand "confusion is difficult".

I remember when we were in college, one classmate slept in bed and another wanted to wake him up. As a result, he screamed for a long time and couldn't wake up. This classmate stamped his feet in anxiety: Why did you sleep so hard?

As everyone knows, people are pretending to sleep!

Who knows?

Who is confused?

Who's playing dumb again?

Who doesn't know who is playing dumb?

Who knows why he plays dumb?

Who knows how much a fool knows!

? ● Today's foolish old man and wise man? ●

A corrupt official, afraid of his own accident, hung a portrait of Zhong Kui in his room and burned incense and worshipped God every day.

As we all know, if the gods are illusory, worship is useless;

If God is special, then this "ghost hitting the wall" Zhong Kui is beside you, and you hit it first!

You are a ghost!

however

There are too many "wise men" and few "fools" nowadays.

Destroy the natural environment and cause ecological imbalance;

Making fake and shoddy, resulting in a "mutual harm" chain;

Pretend to deceive people, and the result is that you are possessed;

Flattery is gone. ...

At this point, we may understand a little truth:

Wisdom is just cleverness;

Fools are great wisdom.