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People say they envy you. How do you reply?

If the other person answers politely, you can joke and say, let's switch.

If your conditions are really better than others, for example, your salary is higher than others, you can also jokingly think of a funny scene and say, come here, we will work together, and you will help me beat my back. Our salary is 55 kai.

If the other person is a little jealous and satisfies his vanity by boasting, you can belittle your work and often come back at night 10. I envy you getting off work on time every day.