Interesting dialect joke

Some people in Guangxi speak Mandarin with inaccurate pronunciation, often with obvious local accent. It is very common to read empty words as public words and dogs, which leads to the following jokes:

When friends are far away, they usually serve a plate of snails when eating. The host picked up a snail and said, man! I threw it away. I put another one in and said, man! My friend was surprised and thought: Great, Guangxi people are so great that even the male and female snails can see it!

Shaanxi dialect joke

A Shaanxi native opened a restaurant in Chinatown, New York. His son was a waiter, his mother was responsible for collecting money, and his father was a chef.

One day, a foreigner came to the shop and ordered a set meal. In the middle of it, he smashed the soup bowl with a bang.

The son ran over to have a look and said, "The bowl is broken!"

The foreigner thinks, "One dollar ..."

Mother came to see the sound. She saw a broken bowl on the ground and asked, "Who broke it?"

The foreigner thought, "Three dollars?"

The son said, "He called!"

The foreigner thought, "Ten dollars? ! "

Mom added, "I want to make another bowl!" "

The foreigner thought, "Happy one (10 1 yuan)? ! ? ! "

Dad is cutting vegetables in the kitchen. When he heard the noise outside, he rushed out to see what had happened. In his hurry, he forgot to put down the kitchen knife.

Five big and three thick fathers stood in the restaurant with a kitchen knife. Foreigners looked at him, his heart beat faster and his blood pressure rose sharply, but what made him heartbroken and collapsed was his words.

Dad said to his son who was scooping soup on the heating stove, "Be hot, hold less!" " Foreigner: "Ten thousand ..."

The foreigner took out his wallet from his pocket at an alarming rate, poured all the money on the table, and then ran to the door like Liu Xiang. ...

Guangdong dialect joke

The leader of a public institution in Guangzhou praised a senior employee for his excellent work. He said with emotion: "After all, it is old slag." Since then, young people have followed suit and praised their older colleagues.

Henan dialect joke

Beijingers teach Henan people to sing: "Sun, my great mother, you rise and fall every day ..."

Before the song was finished, Henan people said that Beijingers: "Are you tired? See how we sing. "

Henan people then sang: "the sun!" " Honey, when you saw the sky sliding up from the east and suddenly coming down from the west, did you make the room panic? "@ I was shocked.

Tianjin dialect joke

A friend of mine is from Tianjin. One day he went to Beijing and went to Jianguomen by bus. He got on the bus, took out the new version of 100 yuan and handed it to the conductor: Jianguomen. The conductor ignored it. Later, his friend gave it to Jianguomen. Time and time again,

The conductor ignored me. My friend wants to know if he wants me to buy a ticket. After Jianguomen, my friend got up and got off. The conductor suddenly took out an updated hundred yuan and flashed it in front of his friend: Did you see it? Laugh around ...

Zhejiang dialect joke

In Longquan dialect, Zhejiang, belly and silence are the same.

There was once a young man from Longquan who was a recruit in other places. His Mandarin is not very good. In a long-distance running, the young man had a bad stomachache and stopped. The monitor came over and asked him what was going on.

He said: I don't have any pain!

The monitor said: Well, keep running, quick!

The recruit frowned and said, I really don't have a stomachache!

The monitor didn't know what he was going to say, so he had to drag him away!

Shanghai dialect joke

M: What's it like to go to Ala 7 today?

Woman: Whatever!

M: 7 hot pot cutting?

Woman: Vallese, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot!

M: Gelala 7 Sichuan cuisine?

Woman: I just served seven ancient Sichuan dishes yesterday, and now I have eaten them again. ...

How about the seafood in Geala 7? Haha's laughter ...

Woman: The seafood is cut. It's seven o'clock. You need a belly!

M: How about seven pizzas per person?

W: Anyway. ...

Hunan dialect joke

It is said that a county magistrate with a strong accent in Hunan went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! Without pickles, pickles are too expensive! " Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )