500 words of jokes caused by typos, quick!

Little Rabbit Bai is already in the first grade. He has a good heart and loves to work, but he only has one bad habit - he likes to write typos. Bai Bai's parents racked their brains to correct this problem of hers. They never forget to remind him before going to school every day: "Bai Bai, don't write typos!" Bai Bai's teacher can't do anything about Bai Bai. During the exam, Bai Bai actually wrote "suffer" as "love sin" and "forget-me-not" as "forget-me-not in a hurry", which made the teacher and classmates dumbfounded. Bai Bai got the nickname "typos king" for this. One day, Bai Bai was doing his homework, and suddenly a strong wind blew, blowing Bai Bai to a strange place. This is a kingdom of Chinese characters. The Chinese characters here can not only speak, but also move. It's really strange! Just when Bai Bai was puzzled, two Chinese character soldiers walked out of a palace and stood upright on both sides of Bai Bai. After a while, a white and fat Chinese character - "王", holding the hand of a charming princess - "玉", walked out slowly. Bai Bai saw that the princess was lame, and felt really sorry for her. He also saw the "king" wearing a crown on his head, and thought that he must be the king of the Chinese character kingdom. Bai Bai walked forward and said respectfully: "Nice to meet you, King with the word 'jade'." The king was puzzled. At this time, the princess with the character "jade" next to her blushed and said loudly: "I am the character 'jade'. Every time you write about me, you write out my feet, which makes me disabled." The soldier with the word "fly" also came over angrily: "It's all your fault. If you hadn't pulled off my wings last time, I would have caught the thief." "As he spoke, he took out a pair of handcuffs from his waist and approached Bai Bai... Bai Bai was so frightened that he cried "Wow". "I never dare to write a typo again..." Suddenly, Bai Bai woke up. Oh! It turned out to be a dream! But since then, Bai Bai has never written a typo again.