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Someone asked why Stalin and Kennedy were not as handsome as the Fuehrer.

Because Stalin and Ken Ni Di are leaders of the country, representing the country and taking charge of all the daily affairs of the country. The head of state is only the commander-in-chief of the government, similar to a field marshal, and can also be a marshal as a soldier.

For example, Xi Telema is very handsome.

Although Stalin is not a marshal, he is actually more uniform and handsome than the marshal of the Soviet Union. Although he is wearing a military uniform, he doesn't need to play tricks.

Ken Kennedy is the leader of the government, the boss is not a soldier, and there is no chance to be cool.

Marshal is only the highest rank in the army and the commander-in-chief of the army. Marshal needs to obey and serve the interests of the country and the orders of the leaders.

Therefore, after defining the responsibilities of state leaders and military commanders, the relationship between superiors and subordinates, systems and subordinates will be clear. You can't think that "Marshal" is just a vanity and fun title and you can give yourself any one, but it will be embarrassing to disrupt the system and subordinate relationship. Fuck, according to the IQ of Starling and Ken Ni Di, there is no grass yet, but it's over.

Coincidentally.

Needless to say, Brezhnev, Stalin's junior, really gave himself the title of "Marshal", which became a joke all over the world during the cold war between NATO and Warsaw Pact, but he was not handsome either.

However, once the French emperor Napoleon served as a marshal, people went to the front as an army. People not only did not laugh, but admired and appreciated, which is not comparable to that of ordinary national leaders.

The most important thing is to be handsome. The handsome Fuhrer will put on his military uniform and dress up again. Of course, he will be more handsome than the old Starling and Ken Ni Di.