Seek classic jokes and quotations.

1, do you choose a poor man who loves you but has no money, or a bastard who doesn't love you but has money? We are always choosing, measuring different indicators, choosing the rich, choosing the height of 1.8 meters, choosing the bust, choosing education, choosing the attack direction and choosing the escape route. Because the world is not perfect, we can only choose the choice that suits us best, which has become a magic weapon for us to live. We can't choose because we have long forgotten that we don't have to choose when we really want it in our hearts.

2. Everyone will know a few people who are both useless and enthusiastic. This enthusiasm comes from their confidence in themselves. This strong sense of faith also makes them never realize that others are bored and afraid of themselves.

Beauty is God's best gift to women. No, it is the most powerful weapon to punish men. Men wander in the shock of women's beauty and the joy brought by talented women who can talk and laugh. The only thing a woman remembers is that the rich man who was bad to you used money to treat you.

Love is like this. You stab me, I stab you, you stab me again, I stab you again, and then count each other's wounds. Almost.

5. Love without reason is love. Is love totally unreasonable? When we ask the people we love, why do you like me? She replied that liking you means liking you. Should we really believe this sentence when there is no reason and no reason ... if so? So how did love end?

6. The same is true of love at first sight. The first time I saw a person, I had a deep affection. What else can it be because of besides looks and temperament? We will not fall in love with a beautiful pig at first sight. We deliberately ignore these because we want to be noble.

7. There is no love for no reason in this world. Besides wealth and status, beauty and talent, there may be something else. They want a similar comfort, to satisfy vanity, to escape from the past, and to vent some feelings. These are all in the name of love, some are drifting away, and some are really in love with you. There are reasons that are not terrible. What is terrible is not to admit these reasons, but to attribute them to the mystery of fate.

8. What are you thinking? What are you thinking about? What am I thinking? What am I thinking? What am I thinking?

Since the first day we opened our eyes to see the world, we have only seen two kinds of people, men and women. They belong to two different camps, and in order to completely subdue each other, everyone pinches each other to death. According to a distant legend, there is something called love. Can completely end this war. So everyone rushed to find and fantasize. It was only when I found my head broken that I found out that this feeling was also concocted by others in the study, so everyone was more desperate and more painful. Pinch each other to death. In fact, men and women are never familiar.

Luo Shuquan is my best friend. Every time I want to die, I go to him. After finding him, I don't want to die, because every time he is worse than me.

1 1 Everyone and his partner walk in the stream of people, hoping to be watched, feeling a kind of unity in the eyes of jealousy and a kind of division in the eyes of sympathy. This vision is a silent force that will bring you together and gradually separate you. This is actually very vain and practical. Love can be ignored at this time.

12 The most important thing is choice. From the day we were born, we had no choice but our parents, because it existed before we were born, and everything else was optional.

13. What does it mean for a man to be a confidante? She may be an outlet for understanding women, a playmate when she is not in love, or just a virtual emotional environment, so that our lonely hearts can find some comfort. After all, at this age, we rarely dare to pay seriously. But no matter what, a confidante is the one who helps you find confidence, courage and strength. Such a precious person, don't let her become a possible stranger because of impulsive loneliness or loss.

14. When a woman is extremely sad, as her man, all you can do is hold her silently, and then ... cry worse than her!

15. Pure? I don't think there is a pure relationship between men and women. Can a relationship between men and women be pure?

Gu Xiaobai: What do you mean? According to you, men and women can't be friends?

Mickey: Ordinary friends are definitely fine, but this good friend, to a certain extent, is definitely problematic.

16. What is it to love someone and lose a little self-esteem? It doesn't matter who speaks first, what matters is to love each other, and don't miss true love because you dare not speak first.

17. Things are not said, but done. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.