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Parenting classic joke

Because Liu Yiting is not very happy in the United States now, she is just an intermediary partner whose job is to introduce American houses to the rich in China. Liu Yiting went to the United States to study in order to study more advanced economics in the United States, but unexpectedly became an intermediary partner that anyone in China could become. This result is far from Liu Yiting's original intention of studying abroad.

At that time, Liu Yiting was admitted to several universities in the United States at the same time, but I don't know whether it was because of his grades or because he left. At that time, she also published it in The China Journal because of the Harvard girl. Liu Yiting said in an interview with the media: I must study hard, return to China as soon as possible and make contributions to the motherland. In addition, Liu Yiting's mother also used this popularity to write a book for her daughter, introducing Liu Yiting's growth process and the secret of success. The book was snapped up as soon as it was published. Even many Chinese mothers regard this book as a parenting course, hoping that their children can get ahead like Liu Yiting one day.

Unexpectedly, Liu Yiting found an American boyfriend soon after he went to America. At that time, the economy of the United States was more developed than that of China, and the living standard was higher than that of China. Persuaded by her boyfriend, Liu Yiting decided to marry her American boyfriend and settle in the United States. In addition, in order to be able to cut off contact with China, Liu Yiting directly revoked his China nationality (perhaps for fear of being reviled by China people). What Liu Yiting didn't expect was that China developed so fast that she was beyond the reach of Liu Yiting.

Therefore, one should be patriotic anyway, or there will be no Chinese mother to support you if you are beaten in the face in the future.