Joke # @ Every day

One morning, my colleagues and I were smoking while waiting for the bus.

There is also a beautiful MM who drinks soy milk next to her.

Colleagues joked, "Brother, where's your car?"

I said, "I sent it to be repaired."

The beautiful MM next to me gave me a serious look.

Colleague said, "What's the matter?"

I added, "Isn't this the day? Please come out and chase a big Ben after dinner. "

MM continue to listen carefully.

Colleagues continue to pretend: "Oh, how much is it?" ?

Why don't I help you find someone in the 4S shop? I know some friends. "

I said, "Oh, no, a pedal can be worth several dollars!" " "

MM's soybean milk was sprayed all over the floor. ...