Humorous jokes

Complete works of anecdote jokes and humorous jokes

I was very naughty when I was at school. Throw stones into the toilet if you have nothing to do. The toilet is blocked twice a week. For this reason, the school held a meeting and said: Some students are very uncivilized now. They went to the toilet without paper and stones ... did you poke your smile? Welcome to enjoy embarrassing jokes and humorous jokes!

Complete works of funny anecdotes and jokes (1) 1. The teacher said: Geniuses are forced out. Xiao Ming said flatly, teacher, I was delivered by caesarean section. Get out, the teacher said angrily. ...

The teacher asked: Xiao Ming, what is your ideal when you grow up? Xiao Ming said: I want to make a lot of money and then open an oil mill to squeeze a lot of oil into the gutter oil, so that children can rest assured that they eat gutter oil. ...

3. The teacher asked: What was it called in ancient times? Me? What are the ways? The students rushed to answer: I, Yu ... Xiao Ming shouted: I, I. The teacher ignored him and went on talking. What else? Xiao Ming said at the top of his lungs that the poor monk and the old woman ...

4. The teacher asked: What do you think of Li Shimin in history? Xiao Ming said: I think he is so stupid. The teacher asked: Oh, why? Xiao Ming said: If he didn't arrange for Tang Priest to learn from the scriptures, but ate him, we would still be in the Tang Dynasty. ...

5. The teacher said: Helping others is not only to help others, but also to make others happy. Let Xiao Ming give an example when the teacher says. Xiao Ming thought for a moment and said, cure infertility, come to my house, I'm wearing plain clothes, you're mom ... and then Xiao Ming was kicked out!

The girl at the back desk always kicks my chair at school. I can't take it anymore. I suddenly grabbed her foot and put my hand down her trouser leg, not to mention how blushing she was. Then she never dared to kick my chair again!

2. Once I quarreled with a female classmate, I said, "Fuck me!" . The female classmate cried all over and ran to the teacher's office and said, teacher, he wants to fuck my mother. I was surprised at that time, thinking that the teacher would say me. I didn't expect the teacher to say: You are very capable, you have the ability to go, you can show it to me every day ... After listening, I am at a loss!

3. In physical education class, a female classmate covered my eyes from behind, and then a male classmate passed by and said, Guess who I am? I thought it was a man, so I dug out the nakedness of the female classmate behind me with my dexterous hands. At that moment, the whole class cast envious eyes. ...

4. Look at a female classmate's dynamic statement: it hurts to cut my hand when making laver and egg soup, and I have a picture of my hand bleeding ... I was at a loss at that time. Do you want to cut laver or egg drop soup?

5. Female classmate's dynamic statement: Lying in a warm bed, my boyfriend is cooking my favorite breakfast for me. I am so happy! I saw a great god reply: What? I got fucked again last night!

Anecdotal jokes (3) 1. My friends and I go to the canteen to eat. After cooking, he drinks soup. I sat down after cooking and found her beating my favorite food, so I picked it up and ate it roughly. At this time, my friend came over with soup and said in surprise, what are you doing? Our position is here ... I'm petrified after listening to it!

2. Complain to your girlfriend: Do you think there is anything thicker than a boy in the world? My best friend thought about it and said, then you haven't been to our school to eat steamed buns. ...

3. After eating with a female colleague in the canteen, the female colleague complained while walking: How hard are the bananas distributed in the canteen today? I thought about it and said, I think it's quite practical. ...

4. I went to the school cafeteria to eat and made a melon fried meat. I saw that the wax gourd didn't see the meat, so I asked my aunt: Why is there no meat in the wax gourd fried meat? Aunt said: the meat worked for wax gourd, and the wax gourd fried the meat. The meat was not good and left here, so I didn't see the meat ... I couldn't spit it out after listening to it!

5. I went to the canteen to eat and ordered a cucumber skin and egg soup. The result is cucumber skin, egg soup and mother's eggs. This canteen is really a pit!

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