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"Blind" Song Jiang boasted that he couldn't afford to pay taxes! Dare to laugh at Huang Chao husband?

Song Jiang bragged and didn't pay taxes! Dare to laugh at Huang Chao husband? Bian Xiao brought a detailed article for your reference.

Anyone who has seen the Water Margin knows that since Song Jiang wrote an anti-poem, he has embarked on the road of rebellion. Of course, I finally turned around and accepted the courtship. What is the anti-poem written by Song Jiang? It is written like this: the heart is in Shandong, the body is in Wu, and the sea is floating. If he is so smart, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being a husband!

This last sentence sounds fierce, meaning that when Lao Zi was awesome, Huang Chao was nothing.

This is a typical boast of not paying taxes after drinking. Who's Chao Huang? Brain hole teacher can say, no matter how Song Jiang rebelled, it is no good to give Huang Chao shoes.

Today, Mr Zhitong, Hu Xiaoysaburo and Daiyu Song Daban talked with Huang Chao.

Huang Chao is from Shandong and Song Jiang is from Shandong. Huang Chao's family is quite rich. He sells salt. We all know that smuggling salt can make a fortune, but the point is not that everyone sells it. One must have certain strength.

Huang Chao, with a good family condition, received a good education since childhood, and his family also hoped that he would embark on a career, so he studied and took the Jinshi exam. From this point of view, he is taller than Song Jiang. Song Jiang is a collector, and Huang Chao is an official. Moreover, Song Jiang's Song Dynasty has already expanded the college entrance examination enrollment, enrolling hundreds of scholars a year, and Song Jiangdu stopped studying. The Tang Dynasty in Huang Chao was a bit of a rip-off, recruiting ten people a year. Jinshi is really one in a million. Few people can be admitted. At that time, Li Bai, the immortal poet, didn't take the exam at all, but Du Fu took the Ming Classics. Meng Haoran, another great poet, also took the exam, but failed.

Huang Chao is certainly not the lucky one. He took the exam, but failed many times.

Extremely depressed, Huang Chao wrote a poem for the arrested Jiang, but the level of this poem is much higher than that of Song Jiang. The poem is written like this: I will stay in Qiu Lai until September 8th, and all the flowers will be killed when they are finished. The blooming chrysanthemums are in full bloom, Chang 'an is fragrant, and the city is bathed in the fragrance of chrysanthemums-Italy, the land is like Jin Ju.

I believe you can feel the murderous look in this room.

Later, Huang Chao really rebelled. He is not a ginger, he has no choice but to rebel. He took the initiative to embark on the revolutionary road and wanted to overthrow the Tang Dynasty.

At that time, Huang Chao put forward a slogan, which was called: A golden toad fights for its eyes, and Cao Zhou does the opposite.

This is a typical riot. Not too big. I hope the whole world is in chaos. Look at Song Jiang again. After knocking down classical works, I became my own boss and immediately changed Juyitang into Zhong Yitang. A group of thugs engage in the idea of loyalty to ministers, which is completely out of line with Liangshan style. There is no revolutionary spirit here.

Huang Chao organized a number of military forces. Of course, at first, Huang Chao was not the biggest leader. At that time, there was a big salt merchant named Wang Xianzhi, who started early and had strong strength. Huang Chao followed him around the world and became a general under Wang Xianzhi. If Wang Xianzhi is the leader, Huang Chao may be the master.

Wang Xianzhi's idea is the same as Song Jiang's. He also thinks he can win over. At that time, he told the court, but Wang Xianzhi was not angry. Chao _ only sealed the office, and then there were no other brothers. Huang Chao didn't swallow this tone, so he struck the table and screwed up the meeting.

After Wang Xianzhi's death, the morale of the army was unstable, and Huang Chao suffered repeated wars and defeats. Seeing that he was going to be destroyed, Huang Chao ran out and stopped fighting. I surrendered. In this way, Huang Chao was recruited and became a general right-back. This official is very good. Song Jiang worked hard and didn't take the prostitute route to enter this official.

But is Huang Chao really comfortable working for Chao Yan? In fact, he is simply fooling the Tang government. The pressure eased and he ran out to play again.

Later, the Tang government organized another encirclement and suppression campaign.

So, the Tang government came to win over again, but at this time, Huang Chao was too powerful to underestimate him. He directly ignited an army, from the Xiangjiang River to the north, defeated many Tang envoys all the way, and finally arrived in Chang 'an.

At this point, Huang Chao finally flew into Chang 'an, which was full of golden flowers.

In Chang 'an, Huang Chao became emperor, which was completely beyond the imagination of Song Jiang, a small civilian.

Of course, Huang Chao still has shortcomings. He was a military commander and fought fiercely, but he ruled the country and the regime soon collapsed. Under the siege of various armies in the Tang Dynasty, Huang Chao withdrew from Chang 'an. There was a traitor like Zhu Wen, and the Tang Dynasty invited Shatuo mercenary Li Keyong Corps. In the end, Huang Chao was defeated and killed.

Huang Chao's life can be described as vigorous. This is comparable to Song Jiang!