A series of jokes about insurance

The meaning of insurance

A white dove was taking a bath by the river, and suddenly she heard something. Help? Help! ? The dove immediately followed the sound and flew to the surface. She saw an ant struggling in the water. The kind little pigeon couldn't bear destruction, so she picked up a straw stick and put her hand into the water to save the ants. The little ant was just about to say thank you when he saw the little white dove fly to the stream and continue to comb her feathers, as if nothing had happened. At this time, a hunter came to the river by the stream and saw this beautiful white dove. He quietly raised his bow and arrow. This was discovered by an ant. He feels bad and the benefactor is in trouble. I have to save him. So the ant risked his life, climbed to the hunter's foot and bit hard. The hunter didn't know what bit him. He looked back and the arrow in his hand jingled to the ground. When the little white dove heard this, she found the hunter.

No insurance

A young man received a dear John letter from his girlfriend, which read:? Although our relationship is over, you must compensate me for the loss of four years of youth? The young man replied with a short message:? Honey, I can't pay this money because you don't have insurance. ?

Change the place

Mr. Hassan, his wife and children went for an outing in an old car, but the car broke down at the intersection of the railway, and a train had already come in the distance! His wife and children shouted to abandon the car and run for their lives, but Hassan refused. He said:? Leave a car worth 6000 yuan on the track, I won't do it! If you can keep calm, I can get the car started again.

After a long struggle, the car still didn't move, and the train was getting closer and closer. His wife and children desperately turned over and jumped out of the car to escape, but Hassan was unmoved. On the verge of hitting the train, Hassan suddenly shouted, Ruth, if I die, the key to the safe is behind the complete works of Shakespeare in my study. The train braked in time, and Hawson was lucky to avoid death. He said to himself, now I have to find another place to hide my keys.

insurance risk

The wife doesn't understand the truth of insurance and thinks it's a waste to pay the insurance premium. The husband quickly explained: insurance is for you and the children, in case I die; You are also guaranteed! ? The wife retorted:? What if you're not dead?

I bought insurance.

A man helped his wife buy insurance from an insurance company. After signing the contract, the man asked the salesman:? If my wife dies tonight, how much will I get? The salesman replied:? About twenty years in prison! ?

insurance

Two female passengers in the waiting room are talking about flying. They are going to fly, but they are a little scared, so they decide to buy safety insurance. At first, none of them decided who the beneficiary should write. After a long discussion, they decided to take each other as the beneficiary, and then they boarded the plane happily.

Careful consideration, careful planning

Wife:? Why are you wearing my clothes? You're crazy! What did other passengers see? Take it off quickly. ?

Husband:? Shh, be quiet! I have no insurance. Don't you know that when a ship sinks, it always saves the female passengers first! ?

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