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A funny story, like a white rabbit getting lost and asking for directions, makes me happy first.
Pig is at the door, and pig C is on the roof. A wolf found them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A. ...
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: Yes!
Wolf: What?
Pig A: What's on the roof?
Wolf: I mean what's your name?
Pig A: Who's my name and what's on the roof?
The wolf asked pig B again.
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig B: Who am I? (Pointing to pig A)
Wolf: You know what?
Pig B: Hmm.
Wolf: Who is it?
Pig B: Yes.
Wolf: What?
Pig B: What's on the roof?
Wolf: Where?
Pig B: Where am I?
Wolf: Who?
Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig head a again)
Wolf: How should I know?
Pig B: Who are you looking for?
Wolf: What?
Pig B: On the roof.
Wolf: Where?
Pig B: It's me.
Wolf: Who?
Pig B: I'm not who, but who.
Wolf: Good heavens!
Pig A Pig B: "My God" is our father.
Wolf: What, it's your father?
Pig B: No.
The wolf couldn't stand it any longer and sighed, "Why?"
Pig ABC: Do you know our grandfather?
Wolf: What?
Pig A: No, why our grandfather.
Wolf: Why?
Pig A: Yes!
Wolf: What's this?
Pig A: No, it's why.
Wolf: Who?
Pig A: Who am I?
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: Yes, who am I?
Wolf: What?
Pig AB: On the roof.
……
Finally, the wolf committed suicide.
I saw it. How interesting!
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