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Funny adaptation of Zhen Xuan's lines
Characters: Empress An Lingrong, autumn eunuch Zhen Xuan.
Scene: The Queen's Bedroom
Qiu Jian (I): Queen, dinner is ready. They are all the emperor's favorite foods. Sudan red eggs, sewer crawfish and lean pork are all fried with waste oil. There are also milk with enough melamine and plastic bubble tea.
(The Queen smiles and nods. )
An Lingrong (surprised): Empress, how can these things be eaten?
Queen: I have no knowledge, have I? You, only look at the part, not the whole. These things are poisonous when eaten alone, but if eaten together, they will be neutralized in the stomach. Isn't it like fighting poison with poison?
An Lingrong: The queen is wise, but the concubine is ashamed.
Maid-in-waiting: Your Majesty is here.
Emperor: (1) Empress An.
An Lingrong and Empress: See the Emperor.
Emperor: No gifts, er ... I will stay in the Yikun Palace of Huafei tonight, so that the queen can rest early. (Turn around and walk)
Maid-in-waiting: The emperor drives.
Queen (angry): How did this happen? ! (Sitting down slowly, laughing) Also, her brother is Li Gang, it should be, it should be. ...
An Lingrong: My concubine excused herself.
Queen: cut autumn!
Qiu Jian: Here's the maid.
Queen: I heard that junior high school students who are neighbors of cousin Hua Fei's nephew's brother-in-law didn't give their seats to the elderly on the bus the other day, right?
Qiu Jian: Yes. The maid was at the scene and recorded the whole process.
Queen: It exploded in Weibo.
Qiu Jian: But that young man is disabled and can't stand still.
Queen: You idiot, who told you to tell this story? Besides, how many people will pay attention to this? All you have to do is point out that he is a relative of Hua Fei. Well, the title is: the illegitimate child of the rich second generation Hua Fei refused to give up his seat to the 70-year-old man.
Qiu Jian: Yes (next)
Queen: Wait. We can't stand up. We need to find a big V from Weibo. You go and get Wan Ai.
(Cut autumn, go to Zhen Xuan)
Zhen Xuan: Ten Thousand Queens. ...
Queen: No ceremony. Hey, you have no idea how much I like you. Look at the perfect shape, Sun Li's eyes, Yang Mi's nose, Tong Liya's mouth, angelababy's waist and Nini's legs. As soon as you show up. Why not charm Deng Chao, Hawick Lau, Chen Sicheng, Huang Xiaoming, William Feng and others? This doesn't look like a concubine. It's obviously like a noble princess.
Zhen Xuan (exultation): Thank you, Queen Xie.
Empress (sighs): It's a pity that Hua Fei doesn't like you. There's nothing I can do. If we can ...
(whispering ...)
Zhen Xuan: The Queen's idea is very good. The theme of social morality is matched with the gimmicks of the rich second generation. This feeling has not become bigger. My concubines are willing to do their part. Although they need to stay up late to screen, they will not bear this kindness. It's a pity that my concubine is short-sighted and may not be competent. The situation only wants the emperor's favor and doesn't care about anything else.
Queen (cold voice): Speak human words.
Zhen Xuan (turning his head and confessing): Hum, don't try to use me as a shield! (Laughing back) That's not my intention.
Queen: I know you only care about the emperor. But think about it, what does this palace rely on to win the favor of the emperor? Attention! In other words, the number of fans! You are gaining momentum now, and there are more and more fans, but I heard that Hua Fei is buying a lot of fans recently. She is a rich second generation. What are you arguing with her about? The emperor sees you fresh now and takes care of you, but if your fans don't keep rising ... think about it yourself.
Act ii
Character: An Lingrong, Queen, eunuch who cut autumn.
Venue: Queen's bedroom
Queen: I'm fifteen again.
An Lingrong: Yes. It's a full moon night again, and the emperor hasn't stood me up since Princess Hua was kicked out of the palace. Qi Mei's love is admired by all her sisters.
Eunuch (me): Empress, the emperor is staying at the Goddess Wan Nai Palace tonight. He told you to go to bed early. Come and have breakfast with you tomorrow morning
Queen (angry): What? ! (Sitting down slowly, laughing) Besides, she has the largest number of fans and the highest popularity. She should, should. ...
Eunuch: The slave excused himself.
An Lingrong: The concubines also excused themselves. (To be continued)
Queen: Wait. Son, come here. (Holding hands) How did I find out today, Rong Er? You are really a first-class beauty. Look at this perfect shape, Zhang Ziyi's eyes, Fan Bingbing's nose, Li Bingbing's mouth, Gong Li's tiger teeth and Tang Wei's waist. International style. Why is the domestic product of Zhen Xuan more concerned and loved by the emperor than you?
An Lingrong: The empress is ridiculous. I am not as good as my sister. I have the heart and the ability.
Queen: That's really depressing. Well, I'll tell you a way,
(whispering)
Queen: Do you understand?
An Lingrong: I see.
Queen: Stand down.
(An Lingrong, Shang)
Qiu Jian: Queen, what have you done for Zhang An?
Queen: I asked her to play the second half of the video to let everyone know the truth.
Qiu Jian: Huh? Empress, didn't you say that netizens don't pay attention to this?
Queen: Your second power! As the saying goes, this moment is also a moment. At that time, Hua Fei was a rich second generation and a strong one. Kicking her down is itself. Who cares what the truth is? Now, she is defeated, she is weak, and people always sympathize with the weak. Releasing the video at this time not only satisfies their sympathy, but also satisfies their sense of morality. Who will remember that this man was suppressed by himself? Everyone is guilty, but everyone is just. This is the living state of the online world.
Qiu Jian: Listening to the empress is better than studying for ten years.
Act iii
Character: Zhen Xuan Xiaoyunzi Huan Jinbi Xi
Location: Zhen Xuan bedroom
Zhen Xuan: When I left the palace, I looked back and realized how ridiculous it was. It's really noisy. I'll go on stage after you sing, but I don't know what it's like to plan hard. I didn't want to go back to this troubled place, but I didn't avenge myself, and finally I was unwilling. Anyway, now that I'm back, I should fight. It's better to take the initiative than to wait and die.
Xixi: The queen is wise.
Zhen Xuan: Xiaoyunzi, you broke the news on the Internet as an insider, saying that the old man is the second uncle of the Queen; Huanbi, you broke the news that the queen is not only a rich second generation but also an official second generation; Park hee released a message from you as an old maid of the empress family, saying that the empress was the emperor's first wife after a third party intervened to crowd out the emperor's original pure yuan empress.
Xiaoyunzi: Empress, these news are three points true, five points false and two points rendered. Will netizens believe them?
Zhen Xuan: I've met, er, but I've never met anyone as naive as you. What do you think, Puxi?
Park hee: in today's online world, authenticity is not the key, but explosion is the key. Debate is not for peace, but to provoke a war of abuse; Seeking the truth is not the goal, but venting emotions is king.
Huanbi: Actually, as long as the information is released, there is no need to go to great trouble like the Queen.
Zhen Xuan: My heart was deeply moved by Kim's words.
Act IV
Character: The Golden Queen of Zhen Xuan.
Venue: Queen's bedroom
Zhen Xuan (walking): Before I knew it, it was 15. I haven't seen the queen since she was put in the cold shoulder. I really miss you. Go to the park at night and accompany me to see my old friends.
(In fact, the Queen sat there, with her hand over her forehead and her head down. )
Zhen Xuan: Hail to the Queen.
Queen: So there you are.
Zhen Xuan (when he got up and sat down, he said) was on 15, but the full moon people here don't want to, Queen. Zhen Xuan couldn't stand it, so he came to help.
Empress (suddenly getting up, pointing to Zhen Xuan, hating): If you hadn't used despicable means to slander me by posting such horrible information on the Internet, how could the emperor permanently hack me? How did I get into this situation today? ! Zhen Xuan, you are so mean.
Zhen Xuan (Man Sheng): I'm flattered by the Queen. Would Zhen Xuan be where it is today without you? I just can read the minds of netizens better than you, knowing that they have a sense of justice and morality, and they are also very curious. I hope those glamorous people are in a mess at home. It is best to fall in love today, get married tomorrow, get involved by a third party the day after tomorrow, and get divorced the day after tomorrow. You humiliated the emperor. Why does he still want to see you?
Queen (dazed, then laughing): You win, Zhen Xuan. I admit defeat. However, is such a victory really good? They can step on me today, but they can't step on you tomorrow. Are you happy with this life?
Zhen Xuan (turning his head with a smile): Look, Puxi, the queen is very boring, and the main melody is also very boring. (Looking back) Empress, you are so forgetful. My name is Zhen. (gets up) It is my choice to live this life, but it is my ability to live this life. Don't disturb the queen. (Thinking back while walking) Everything in the world has no cause. If you want to ask the truth, knock on the heart.
(finally)
Zhen Xuan, the campus version, omitted some funny lines. It was raining cats and dogs and hurried back to the hotel by taxi. When I got off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was gone, so I couldn't take care of the heavy rain. I chased the taxi and shouted, "Master, stop ..."
After running out of 100 meters, I found my mobile phone in my left hand.
But at this point, the driver's master has stopped the car and asked me, "What's the matter?"
I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master, "Slow down when it rains heavily ..."
Later, my master married my daughter to me. ...
The route that Zhen Xuan passes through is 1. People have emotions, sorrows and tears. (Chang Chang)
2. The friendship of giving charcoal in the snow is more precious than anything else. (Chang Chang)
3. Sometimes it is much more blessed than the people who can win it. (Chang Chang)
It doesn't matter if this road is wrong. This thing goes through people, so it will be difficult. (Li Yun)
I'm afraid to study everything hard. (Huang Sang)
6. No matter how deep the friendship between sisters is, carelessness will lead to bad feelings. (Ann admits that she likes thinking)
7. People don't harm tigers, but tigers harm people's hearts. (Shen Guiren)
8. However, before the storm warning is issued at sea, the sea surface is always unusually calm. (Shen Guiren)
9. Empress Dowager Cixi has always been measured. She never cares about the harem, but as long as she cares, it must be something she can't see. This heavy punishment is to tell the harem to stop being so smoky. (Huang Sang)
10, rather than admire, be that person. (Gao Guiren)
1 1. Sister's kindness is good, but in this palace, kindness is only bad at heart. As long as you remember one sentence, it is most important to keep yourself sane. (Fei Jing)
12. As a queen, you will never get tired. Once you are found at a loss, those who stare at the low post will not eat you alive. (Queen)
13, in fact, there has always been only one tree in this harem. It's just that flowers are getting more and more attractive. As long as you can see clearly and know which tree is which flower. (Queen)
14 but people are unpredictable, not to mention animals. The closer you get to taming, the easier it is to be careless. (Queen)
15, no matter how beautiful it is, it is only a moment in the fog. So is the love between Qin Shihuang and Shu Fei. (Gao Guiren)
16, people who can't let go of their wealth will never become a climate. (Happy to be called Cao Guiren)
17, worldly things, since you can't be considerate of everyone, you can only be considerate of yourself. (Gao Guiren)
Pass the lines to Zhen Xuan for 20 points, and I'll type them for you. Because there are no ready-made lines, I can only watch video typing, which is very hard. Can you give me some branches?
Aunt: What's the matter? Come so late. You almost missed the good times. If this gate is closed, you will have come for nothing this year.
An Lingrong: I live far away, so I missed the express train for a while, so I was delayed. Please forgive me.
Aunt: OK, go in quickly.
An Lingrong: Thanks to my aunt today, there was no delay. If I meet someone else, I won't have such a blessing.
Aunt: You have a sweet mouth. Come on, get in and stand in the back. Let's go.
An Lingrong: Thank you, Aunt.
Aunt: Go ahead, let's go.
Zhen Xuan: Sister Mei.
Shen Meizhuang: Son, I heard that my sister was selected, but I haven't seen you available.
Zhen Xuan: I hope I haven't been chosen.
Zhen Xuan: It must be hard for my sister to come all the way.
Shen Meizhuang: I have rested in Beijing these days and have been nursed back to health.
Zhen Xuan: Now you live in a house in your own capital, which is much more convenient than living in your grandparents' house.
Shen Meizhuang: Yes. But I always thought we grew up together.
Shen Meizhuang: My sister is dressed very well and plain today, but if you look closely, she is still a beauty embryo. Everything is fine anyway.
Zhen Xuan: Shen Da and Mei Cha. My sister is so beautiful that the emperor will never forget her when he sees her.
Shen Meizhuang: There are many beautiful women today, so I may not be chosen. If others hear about it, it will lead to right and wrong.
Eunuch: Xia Ruhua, daughter of Jiaxing magistrate, presented flowers. Hua Fu, the daughter of Shi Fuan, deputy director of the General Political Department, put down the sign and presented flowers. Cao Xiangyu, the sister of Cao Bing, assistant minister of the official department, put down the sign and presented flowers. Lin Qingyun, the daughter of Lin, the deputy battalion commander of the infantry battalion, put down the sign and presented flowers.
Xia Dongchun: Which program are you from? Do you want to die by pouring such hot tea on me?
Shen Meizhuang: The palace, near the son of heaven, who is so frivolous.
An Lingrong: Sorry, sorry.
Xia Dongchun: I'm asking you, which family do you come from?
An Lingrong: I, my name is An Lingrong, and my father is.
Xia Dongchun: You can't even tell your father's official position?
An Lingrong: My father is Cheng Anbihuai from Songyang County.
Xia Dongchun: Sure enough, this is a small family from the hinterland. Why throw your face into the palace?
Female Xiu: You know you have offended Xia Dongchun, the young lady who sells coats.
An Lingrong: When An Lingrong first entered the palace, she panicked and accidentally spilled tea on Xia Jie. I didn't mean to, but I hope my sister will forgive Ling Rong's unintentional mistake.
Xia Dongchun: Even if you look good, you won't be left behind. There is nothing to be afraid of. It has been a blessing for several generations that you can enter the Forbidden City. How dare you wishful thinking?
An Lingrong: If my sister is really angry, she can wear clothes to accompany her.
Xia Dongchun: Sorry, this dress of yours is new. Such a thick stitch must have been kicked out. It is still made of embroidered satin which was not popular in Beijing and China two years ago. This dress of mine is embroidered by Su. Do you want to accompany those two plain silver hair clips on your head, or do you want to pay for the gold-plated bracelet that no one wants to give away?
An Lingrong: Everything that happened today is Ling Rong's fault. Please calm your anger.
Xia Dongchun: You can forget it. Even if you kneel down and kowtow to me, I am a big man. Forget it.
Sister, don't offend anyone. How could the emperor choose a daughter from a remote place as his concubine? Xia may be chosen.
Xia Dongchun: On your knees.
Zhen Xuan: It's just a dress. Sister Xia has a large collection and is not worth being angry about.
Xia Dongchun: Who are you?
Zhen Xuan: My father is Shao Qingzhen Yuan Dao of Dali Temple.
Xia Dongchun: The young officials in Dali Temple are not senior officials.
Zhen Xuan: No matter the rank, we only talk about one word.
Xia Dongchun: You are conceited and beautiful. You think you will be chosen, so you can boss me around?
Zhen Xuan: No, I was just thinking about my sister. Today, I am afraid that my sister will disturb the holy driving. If Long Yan is angry about this, is this something that you and I can bear? Even if it's not an accident, if it reaches others' ears, it will ruin my sister's good reputation. More lose the face of our Chinese flag. So it's not worth the candle. I hope my sister will think twice.
Xia Dongchun: I will remember you.
Zhen Xuan: My sister is beautiful. People who have seen her will never forget her.
Zhen Xuan: Are you okay?
An Lingrong: Thank you for your help. Today's kindness is unforgettable.
Zhen Xuan: Don't worry.
An Lingrong: That sister Xia is not a friendly person. My sister provoked her for me, and I was afraid it would cause trouble.
Zhen Xuan: She's sad. I'm not.
Shen Meizhuang: You are really brave in the Forbidden Palace.
An Lingrong: Who is this?
Zhen Xuan: This is eyebrow zhuang's sister.
An Lingrong: Hello, Sister eyebrow zhuang.
Shen Meizhuang: Sister, don't bother.
Zhen Xuan: Respect Se first, then others. The world is like this, everywhere is the same. My sister's clothes are simple and generous, and those people will inevitably despise her. These earrings are gifts for today's meeting.
An Lingrong: No, no.
Zhen Xuan: I hope my sister gets what she wants and raises her eyebrows once.
An Lingrong: The elder sister spends a lot of money, but the younger sister is from a slight cold, which may disappoint her kindness.
Shen Meizhuang: Heroes don't ask about their origins, they are beautiful and beautiful, so why sell themselves short?
Biography: An Lingrong, Yi Bingqing, Jiang Rulin, Liu Lianzi, Qi.
Zhen Xuan: Go ahead.
Eunuch: An Lingrong, daughter of Cheng Anbihuai in Songyang County, 16 years old.
An Lingrong: My daughter An Lingrong met the Empress Dowager and wished the Empress Dowager Wan Fu Jin An.
Eunuch: Put down the sign and offer flowers.
An Lingrong: An Lingrong was politely declined by Empress Dowager Cixi. May the empress dowager be healthy and happy forever.
Empress dowager cixi: someone else's brand fell off and looked unhappy. You know the rules.
An Lingrong: It is Lingrong's greatest blessing to have the honor to meet the Emperor and the Empress Dowager in this life.
Emperor: The Haitang beside the palace is good, Mrs. Huang. Since she is wearing flowers, don't send them.
Eunuch: An Ling keeps the sign and gives sachets.
An Lingrong: Dad, Mom, I have been chosen. I was finally chosen. The boy lived up to expectations and I was chosen.
The most important thing for the royal family is to flourish and reproduce their descendants, so that they can last forever and have people from generation to generation. (Empress Dowager) It is better to share the spring scenery than to stand out from the crowd. The queen mother wants to choose a new person to share the love of Hua Fei. Believers are not more successful than men, and they don't want to disappoint themselves easily. If you want to get married, you must marry the best man in the world and marry him. But please bless the bodhisattva. (Zhen Xuan) Although male and female servants are queens, they are also the wives of the emperor. As * * *, they serve their husbands. How can they feel tired? (Queen) If you don't like it, you will live longer if you know moderation. (Empress) The waist of Gongchu Palace is more fragrant than jade. The geomantic omen in the Forbidden City won't make you less fragrant. (Emperor) I know you didn't mean it, but God did it on purpose. He didn't have the heart to tell you to play the lute to a cow. (Shen Meizhuang) I didn't need it when I was alive. The face after death is reserved for the living. (Duan Fei) If you don't fully grasp the emperor's favor, you must hide your strength and keep your edge, because your father doesn't expect you to be rich or expensive in the future, and you can spoil the Sixth Hospital. I hope my eyes are happy and I will die peacefully. (Zhen Yuandao) Let her live in a dry palace. Do you want her to take Kun Enlu alone? (Hua Fei) The most important thing is children. There really are no princes and princesses, otherwise there would be nothing to rely on in life. (Fang Ruo) I'll go back and report. There is an east-west hall on each side of the main hall, followed by a sleeping hall. There is a small garden behind the dormitory hall, and the drinking water green corridor is on the south side, which is a summer resort. Because there are pear flowers in the back, they look particularly good when they bloom, so they are called Duanyuxuan. (Kang Luhai) After that, you will be my people. In my name, cleverness is naturally good, but I value loyalty more. Director Wan advised you not to cherish the golden robe and to cherish your youth. The word forever is simple. If it does, it will be very difficult. (Director Wan) I know that I don't have happiness to accompany my young master all my life, but if I can protect my young master all my life, it will be regarded as fulfilling my promise that day. Brother Chu Shi, I would rather hang incense on a branch and die than blow it into the north wind. (Shen Guiren likes the integrity of chrysanthemums) I like your reading. Reading can be polite. Chrysanthemum has integrity, but I prefer the independent autumn wind of chrysanthemum, not competing with flowers, and enduring loneliness can enjoy the long term. (Emperor) Shiro, when the apricot blossoms were drizzling that year, you said you were the king of Guo Xian. Maybe you were wrong from the beginning. (Xi Guifei) Although apricot flowers are beautiful, the fruit they can bear is extremely sour, and almonds are more bitter. What's the point if people have a good starting point and a poor ending point? It is better to be like a pine and cypress, evergreen all the year round, without flowering or bearing fruit. (Zhen Xuan) In this harem, if you want to be promoted, you must guess the emperor's mind; If you want to live, you must guess what other women think. (Huan Zhen) Zhu Xian is broken, the mirror is gone, the morning dew is exposed, the fragrance is resting, the bald head sings, and the pain of parting. Try not to miss my concubine and make a plan with you! Friendship is more precious than anything. Not many slaves, loyal or not. Tolerance is the tolerance of the empress, and tolerance of the empress is the skill of the concubine! Since we can't be considerate of everyone in the world, we can only be considerate of ourselves. In the harem, a woman's future and demeanor are at the emperor's pillow, and so is the overall situation of the emperor. It is also a tacit understanding that two of a kind can eliminate cigarettes. Yes, the world is mine, but it will be yours soon. (Emperor) Really, is this my blessing or my sin? Not only is the emperor wrong, but I am also wrong! What's wrong with giving all these years of love and time! (Zhen Xuan) Because I am desperate for men and women, because I am desperate for my life, this is a gift that gives me a little hope in the dark and some reasons to live. Even if choosing a gift is a mistake, I'd rather make a mistake. (Zhen Xuan) It's not that I don't know what your monarch thinks. It's just that I, a mutilated person who came out of the palace, don't want to get entangled with the royal family. ... some things, if you know from the beginning that there will be no good result, don't force a good result with wishful thinking. (Zhen Xuan) Ling Yunfeng's departure was a lifelong mistake. I beg you not to leave me! I am your wife, you take me out of the palace, I don't want to stay here, I don't want to stay here! I beg you to take me away! (Zhen Xuan) With you, I will have no regrets in my life! In my heart, you will always be my only wife (Prince Guo), but before there is a storm warning at sea, the sea is always exceptionally calm. (Shen Meizhuang) My heart is black enough. If I can't see the light, it's darkness. (Shen Meizhuang) It doesn't matter whether you burn or not. You can warm your body, but you cannot warm your heart. (Shen Meizhuang) What's the use of staying awake all day? Can't I get drunk for once? (Shen Meizhuang) In this palace, only useful people can live, be useful people, be content with being used and use others. (Huan Bi) Even a small animal in the crevice should find a way out for itself. (Cao Guiren)
Hua Fei: * * is melodramatic.
Zhen Xuan: Being able to endure is the temperament of the queen, and being able to endure is the skill of the concubine.
An Lingrong: The queen killed the queen.
I don't know if this is what you want:
Qi Guiren: It seems that the friendship between Xi Guifei and you is really unusual.
Doctor Wen: Young Master, you
Xi Guifei: Vivian, I haven't seen you have such a heart in your palace these days.
Wen Fei: The handmaiden serves the Empress and cares for her. However, as a courtier in the palace, she can only be loyal to the emperor. Please forgive her if she has offended.
Xi Guifei: If you are loyal to the emperor, you will offend my palace. Why do you have to put the palace in a place where you are unfaithful and unjust? Let the male and female servants ask her a few words (to Wen Fei). No matter what happens today, you can't go back to Yongshou Palace and work for my palace again.
Wei Wei: As long as you serve in the palace, no matter which young master you serve, the handmaiden will go through fire and water.
Xi Guifei: Good, at least the relationship between master and servant. Since you have come to expose the privacy of our palace today, you should know that this is the last time to serve our palace. You should also do your job well. Let me ask you, before you come out, you can clean the glass vase on the rosewood table in the main hall.
Vivian: I have already wiped it.
I really want to know: nonsense, has there ever been a glass vase on the queen's rosewood table, which is obviously sapphire?
Wen Fei: The maid made a mistake. That's a sapphire vase.
Fei Jing: It seems that Wen Fei has a bad memory. It's hard for you to remember the pattern on Dr. Wen's cuff.
Vivian: I remember it was a sapphire vase, that's right.
Xi Guifei: You have never let go of any glass vase on the rosewood table in the hall. You wait on our palace and don't pay attention to serious things. Every day, you should pay attention to which doctor's hand touched our palace hand, and what pattern is embroidered on the turned cuff (for the queen). If you let others go, you won't even look at them (for Wen Fei). Why are you so concerned about branches and leaves? This is really suspicious.
Vivian: The handmaiden only cares about this big event day and night. Where can she pay attention to other things?
Duan Fei: I think, if Dr. Wen and Xi Guifei really have an affair, they will naturally guard against others. Why can Wen Fei look back and see it so clearly? Does Wen Fei pay special attention to everything his master says and does?
Fei Jing: You girl, you are really. How dare you stare at Xi Guifei every day and spy on him privately? Empress, male and female servants think this is quite strange. Someone must be behind the scenes. What the girl said can't be believed. I'm afraid there's a bigger conspiracy behind it.
Xin Guiren: The courtiers don't understand. Qi Guiren lives in Jiaolu Pavilion, and Wen Fei is the maid-in-waiting of Yongshou Palace. Since everyone knows that Qi Guiren has always been disrespectful to Xi Guiren, why did the maid-in-waiting of Yongshou Palace come with Qi Guiren to expose it to the queen?
True love: If it's true that one day, as Wen Fei said, Imperial concubine Xi secretly killed her, then no one will know the filth of this harem. So it is not unreasonable for her to ask Qi Guiren for help.
An Jin: I heard that people who recite Buddhism have a good heart and are unwilling to step on an ant. Xi Guifei is a person who prayed for the country and practiced in Kanluoji. She was blessed by the Bodhisattva and gave birth to an heir. How could this happen?
Qi Guiren: Buddhism has the ability to make people clear their minds and practice calmly. Zhen Xuan was born with * * *, but he committed lewd behavior while practicing in Kanluoji.
I want to know: Your Excellency, Kanluoji is the temple of the Qing Dynasty. Aren't you afraid of Bodhisattva's punishment for such a dirty lie and nonsense?
Grandpa Su: Your Majesty is here-
Everyone in the palace: Emperor Wan Fu of Jin 'an.
Emperor: If there is no peace in the harem, how can I go to Wan 'an?
Queen: I hope your Majesty will forgive me for disturbing your peace.
Emperor: Tell me, what's the matter? It's too noisy.
Qi Guiren: I'm going to report Xi Guifei's adultery and promiscuous harem.
Emperor (slapping Qi Guiren): * * *, nonsense.
Qi Guiren: Men and women swear with their lives that everything they say is true.
Queen: Qi Guiren made a poisonous oath in front of everyone. My courtiers may have concealed her seriousness. If there is any misunderstanding, please solve it immediately, otherwise it will damage the reputation of imperial concubine Xi.
Emperor: OK, I will listen to you. If there is any falsehood, I will never let you go.
Qi Guiren: The male and female servants have evidence to prove that the imperial concubine is having an affair with Wen. After Xi Guifei left the palace, Wen Chu Shi visited Kanluoji many times, and lonely men and few women were often in the same room. If the emperor doesn't believe me, he can tell Kanluoji's sister-in-law to ask the wise men. At the moment, people are already in the palace.
Queen: Do you want to ask the emperor to make a decision?
Emperor: Biography
Yongshou Gong Zhong: Yurao: Sister Bi, the 17th master has recovered.
Huanbi: Much better. Where's the young master? Why haven't you seen her for so long?
Yu Rao: She was just taken away by Grandpa Jiang and hasn't come back yet.
Green: I wish Miss Huanbi were here. Ning Guiren asked me to tell you that Qi Guiren invited Kanluoji's aunt to testify that the Empress had * * * outside the palace.
Huanbi: What? !
Green: What can I do to show this girl? It's better to have someone from Kanroji testify that Aunt is lying.
Yurao: How can my sister have * * *? The emperor is really confused.
Huanbi: If you want to find Kanluoji, you have to find Mo Yan. Miss Er, we must go back before the key is left in front of the palace.
Yuruo: OK, I'll go with Xiaoyunzi, and you stay here to avoid another accident. Green, you are on Ning Gui's side. You can meet me at the palace gate.
Green: OK.
Yu Rao: Xiaoyunzi, go!
Xiaoyunzi: Yes.
Shen Meifu and Yu Rao collided outside the palace: Shen Meifu: What's the hurry?
Yulang: Don't stop me. Something happened to my sister. I'm going to save lives. Let's leave now.
Shen Belle: What happened in the palace?
Ren Jing Palace: Bai Jing: Poor Bai Jing met the emperor and queen. Xi Guifei is fine. Long time no see. I wonder if Xi Guifei still remembers her old friend?
Xi Guifei: Master Bai Jing, you can enter the palace as long as you work hard. You must have a good board.
Bai Jing: Xi Guifei gave me a board, but it taught me to tell the truth.
Xi Guifei: I hope so.
Expensive popularity: If Master Bai Jing has something to say, hurry back, and it won't delay Master Xiu Qing.
Bai Jing: Yes. When Queen Xi Guifei first came to Kanluoji, she ignored everyone, so we had to keep a respectful distance from others. At that time, an elderly aunt often came to visit the queen in the palace. In addition, only a doctor named Wen often came to visit. Poor Ni passed by the Queen's residence several times and saw that the Queen's door was sometimes covered during the day and two maids were outside. Poor thing, I felt deeply wrong when I read it. I wanted to admonish a few words, but I was scolded by the empress. Poor thing, I can't say anything more. Later, in order to avoid the gossip in the temple, Xi Guifei admitted that she was ill and moved out of Kanluoji to live alone with her maid in Lingyun Peak. It is not clear whether there will be communication after that.
Qi Guiren: Excuse me, Dr. Wen Tai mentioned by Master, is it possible that he is in the temple now?
Bai Jing: Amitabha is right in front of us.
That's all for now, if you want to say it.
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