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Who made the funny sneeze?

The funny sneeze was caused by the little bear.

Story:

The twelfth class of Forest School graduates. They want to take a graduation photo - bear, hedgehog, porcupine, rabbit and badger are in the first row. Deer, monkeys, squirrels, foxes, and hippos are in the second row. The three little turtle sisters and the frog brothers squatted at the front.

The photographer Mr. Rhino pointed his camera at the light. Everyone felt sad when they thought about parting.

Mr. Rhino asked everyone to laugh, but no one could laugh.

At this time, the usually naughty little bear shouted: "Mr. Rhino, help me, please shoot quickly, I can't help but sneeze!" When everyone heard this, they went "boom" Everyone laughed.

"Click!" Mr. Rhino pressed the shutter.

The photo was developed and printed. Every face in the photo is like the most hilarious story, and anyone who looks at it will laugh for a long time. Thank you everyone for that hilarious sneeze from Little Bear.

The little bear was so happy that he said, "My sneeze was fake!"

When everyone heard this, they laughed even more.

Humorous fairy tale The elephant who is afraid of little ants:

Mr. Elephant was walking on the road when he suddenly thought that his polenta was still cooking in the pot, and he was startled. :

"Oops! The polenta is going to turn into mush!"

It looked panicked and ran home quickly.

The little ant saw it and said in surprise: "The elephant saw me, why is it so scared?"

From then on, when the little ant saw people, he said: "I scared him away." An elephant!"

It saw the little frog and said proudly: "Hey! Mr. Frog, did you know that I scared away an elephant?"

The child didn't believe it and said, "Really? This joke doesn't make me laugh at all."

After saying that, he walked away without looking back.

It saw the little beetle and showed off: "Hello! Little beetle, I think there is something you must know. I scared away an elephant!"

The little beetle! The beetle laughed and said, "How I hope you can wake up from your sleep as soon as possible!" After that, it flew away.

It saw the little earthworm, held its head high and said to it: "Little earthworm, if you are wise enough, you will understand that I scared away an elephant!"

The little earthworm simply decided Ignore it, because it has heard this sentence 123 times.

The little ant was walking and met the elephant again. It was about to go up and scare it again, when it only heard the elephant grunting as it walked (of course its grunting was too much for the little ant). It's equivalent to shouting):

"Fortunately, my polenta was not burnt! It really scared me to death!"

Now, the little ant fully understood what was going on. It's over, it ran away as if it were running away.