A few jokes, funny, the latest. Who has it?

1. The smelly boy is almost one year old, but he just doesn't eat bottles. Pass the bottle, about 20 times, once for food. Today LG gave him another bottle, struggled for a long time and took a few sips. Instead, LG was too tired to lie on the sofa and handed the bottle to the baby. I saw the baby pick up the bottle, shake it up and down like LG, and then put the nipple in LG's mouth.

2. When I was a child, I visited the bookstore, and the light was quite dark that day. Then I heard a child screaming in front of the counter: Aunt, I want to kill the pig myth. I looked at my aunt in horror. Aunt looked blankly at the bookshelf along the child's finger ... finally, we all saw Greek mythology.

Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink on New Year's Day!

4. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy New Year!

5. I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police let you, the court treats you, the official luck follows you, the daughter-in-law eats and drinks for free, and the fortune covers you. Only you won the prize!

6. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

7. The New Year is coming. I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

8. Although the words Happy New Year only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings on you!

9. New Year weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round.

9. A zero in the exam is called a duck egg, a bad guy for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, and a fuck-off for being fired. Alas, that's called finished, and a perfect egg is called a round egg-Happy New Year's Day!

It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy New Year

10. May good luck be like a mine, trampled by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

1 1. The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful and beautiful dreams. I wish all your wishes made this year come true, and I wish you a warm and happy New Year!

12. Blessing is sincere, not a confession in thousands of words. A heart song, I wish you peace throughout the year, all the best and a happy New Year's Day!

13. I miss you like a raging river, and my blessing to you is like a volcanic eruption. Although the cold wind is howling, I can't miss you. Although the sea is rough, it is full of my blessings.

14. The sparrows outside the window are chattering on the telephone poles. When you say that, it feels like summer The pencil in my hand goes back and forth on the paper just to write something for you. Unconsciously, my heart disappeared, but my heart appeared on the paper again.

15. There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is called Huang Jun. He often takes the No.8 bus with his son, so there is often a funny scene: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station, sees a No.8 bus driving into the bus station in the distance, and immediately shouts to his son around him: "Huang Jun, run, No.8 bus is coming!"

I hope it works, O(∩_∩)O~