Funny sentences with parents asking for money

The following sentences are arranged by me to make fun of my parents and ask for money. Like to remember to collect! 1 I'm out of ammunition, please support ammunition! How is your business recently, Dad? Mom, I want to buy clothes, can I? Father, I think you should be a tolerant friend. Qian Shan is full of love, can you give some money to spend? Parents, I'm a little embarrassed recently. Your Highness, Mother, I haven't prepared a gift for you recently because I'm short of money. You are so rich that you still care about the little money you gave me? ! If you want money, you have to kneel and kowtow to those who pay it back. Take out your money, don't hide it, I saw you put it in your trouser pocket. I'm starving, Dad, give me a hand! Mom, give me some pocket money! Mom needs 15 yuan for tuition this time. Mother, please give me some silver! You owe me in your last life. I've come to ask for debts in my life. Boss, it's your turn to pay! I want to research, but I still need some money. Mom, just give me ten dollars. Look, my classmates are waiting. Money is not everything, and you can't do anything without money. 2 baby, long baby, short money, you don't care Are you there? Can you give your poor little daughter some pocket money? Face is a thing apart from the body, but whether money is necessary or not is necessary. Mom and Dad, you have worked hard! Give me some pocket money! Your little cutie has no instant noodles to eat. Mom, your little baby has lost weight recently. Can you give some baby to your parents? Your Majesty, the national treasury has been empty recently. If it weren't for free air, I wouldn't be alive now. The season has changed, and your little cutie is short of a bag. I'm asleep at 3. Don't call me except for the transfer. It's the end of the month again. Can you give your poor little daughter some living expenses? In today's society, money is life, and no money is death. An impulsive person like me should be severely hit with a sum of money to calm down. Forgive me for my poor mouth and poor mouth. Tencent told us that we can't do anything without money! These are the sentences I compiled to ask for money with my parents.