What are the unforgettable jokes?

You like spring.

I like autumn.

Autumn is like me.

Spring is like you.

Your red face is a rose in spring.

My tired eyes are the glory of autumn.

If I take a step forward,

Take a step forward

At that time, I stood at the door of the winter.

but

If I take a step back,

You take a step forward.

that

We live together in a beautiful and warm summer.

2, finished 13 jokes:

Once upon a time, there was a boy who tended sheep. When he was bored, he shouted wolf to the villagers. The villagers came and found no wolves. But the next day, the boy got bored and continued to shout wolf to the villagers. On the third day, the boy was bored and continued to shout at the villagers, but the villagers ignored him. Finally, the wolf really came and ate the child.

This fable tells us that boring people will die.

3. There is an article in the primary school textbook, which tells that the pony crosses the river and the pony wants to cross the river. The old horse said the river was shallow, and the squirrel said the river was bottomless. The pony stood by the river in a dilemma. Facing the river that will swim for four years, I suddenly feel that if you have to cross the river, is your shallowness still important?

4. When I like someone, I like to imagine that she has been sleeping, so that she can be safe and unharmed. I think this is very good. I panicked, so I won't bother. As for whether I am in her dream or not, it doesn't matter!

5. Bi XIII: "Because I think I like you."

Gu Yixin: I knew you would say that, really! Bi thirteen, your strength has really regressed! Just say it once. Say it again, do you dare to do something new? When are you going to talk about this stalk? "

Bi XIII: "I've been talking about marrying you."

6. I tried all kinds of roles that you might like, but I found that you didn't like any of them. Now there is one last role, and that is myself.

7. If we hadn't deceived ourselves, mankind would have been swallowed up by sorrow.