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Netease Cloud's Review of the Year (14)

There are three things that people can't hide: cough, poverty and love; You tried to hide it in shattered glass. People should not squander three things: body, money and love; You want to splurge, but it's not worth the loss. People can't keep three things, time, life and love; You want to stay, but you are drifting away. There are three things that people should not remember, disaster, death and love; You want to remember, but it's miserable. -"Lolita"

Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that ta doesn't belong to you. Everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time. Perhaps, some love can only stay between lips and teeth, hidden in the years.

Dad is the kind of person who is five big and three thick? One night before going to bed, he suddenly said good night to me? He said it was on the news? Would you sleep better if someone said good night to you before going to bed? This incident really lit up the gloomy time of my whole high school. I cried after he closed the door.

@ @ The boy said to the girl: Why are you so frugal? The girl said: I'm afraid I'll spend all your money and I won't marry you in the future. The boy said, if we don't get together in the future, don't you lose a lot? The girl said, that is more important. If other girls are extravagant, you can't afford to marry. I must keep it for you. I can't let you be a bachelor. This is the most beautiful love story I have ever heard.

@ "What's it like to grow up unprepared?"

"Watching students get married one after another is like watching them hand in their exams in advance. I am extremely anxious. Are you really not going to check or wait for me? "

In fact, I've thought about it for a long time, but I really know how to describe that moment, just like someone holding your heart down and it's hard to breathe. It's been so long, and it's the first time I feel so tired and difficult.

I am a free man, and I have nothing to give up.

Being close to you just because I love you can stand repeated tests. Although I feel sorry for you, I hope we can sleep on the same pillow.

Even if you give me sorrow, you are still love to me.

I love you.

@ Wait till you hear nothing? I will love everything in this world again.

A thick nasal sound and red eyes are evidence that I loved you.

@ Stop at the lips and teeth

Be covered by years

One point and two widths.

Have fun with each other.

Over the years, I have painted again and again, but I can't draw your beauty.

I know I'll never get it, but I can't forget you, your beauty, your gentleness and your holiness. I have seen Wushan Yu Yun and taught me how to find another day of my own.

The wedding in the dream, well, if there is one in the dream, it's not a waste of years of lovesickness.

@ You are the haze of September morning, lingering, lingering; You are the frost in the twelfth lunar month, and you care. However, I am just a temple keeper who enjoys the scenery. I meditate, burn incense with clean hands, see the falling flower pool and travel all over the world. When I turned around, I only took away a moment.

@ The wind rises at the end of qingping, and the waves are formed between ripples.

@ You have been here, I remember, forever; You turn around, I pass by, it's people. Love and don't love, meet and don't meet, just a thought. Fate is always so mysterious that it makes people smile. I meditated in my mind for thousands of times, hoping to meet you by chance. I passed by thousands of times just to look back at you.

@ Many things are doomed in a moment, and then they will be entangled in it for a lifetime.

I have a dream. I want to take you to the seaside and listen to our favorite songs. There is a cartoon-style stadium, and I will teach you how to play. Finally, I watched the sunset and coastline on the horizon until the last ray of light disappeared and the night light shone on your face. You slept soundly. I stroked your hair. I am very happy, you are the one I will grow old with.

When you are young, if you fall in love with someone.

Please, please be gentle with him.

When you grow up, you will know when you look back.

Youth without resentment has no regrets.

A quiet full moon on the mountain

Someone has been crazy about you for seven years.

Some people have been nice to you silently for two years,

Someone takes good care of you 1 year,

There are people who like you but never say anything.

But no matter how moved and happy you are, you are not together;

But somehow, after only knowing each other for a month, meeting twice and saying a few words, you decided to be together.

Maybe it's fate.

In fact, when a person first appeared in front of you, it was already doomed.

@ "Is it because I love your future? Who thought I would enjoy the evening together? "

You, you must never underestimate the determination of a girl to accompany you through hardships.

Don't wait until you are young and have a purpose to feel inferior. You are very good, you can love others.

I'm not a hero. I knew from the beginning that I don't have a halo falling from the sky, I'm not a lucky son, I don't have a prominent family background, and I don't have a rebellious temperament, but I still want to be your hero, shelter you from the wind and rain, and stand with you through thick and thin.

The order of appearance in life is really important.

If time can stay at the moment when we first met.

The gift is a fan abandoned in summer.

I dreamt about him suddenly last night, and he came to me, and then I don't know why what he was holding suddenly exploded, as if he were dead. I cried in an instant, as if I were going to die. It took me a long time to realize that this was a dream in a dream. I want to call him on my mobile phone to see if he is okay, but I can't find my mobile phone number, and I can't find it when I wake up.

I learned to endure hardships when I was young, but I couldn't wait to have fun.

I haven't experienced great disasters, ups and downs, and I haven't tried to resist to despair. But life has been hovering on the edge of despair, perhaps this is the reason for failure!

If I am eight years old, I can stand on tiptoe to tell you that I really like you. If I am twenty-eight, I can hold you and promise you a home. But I'm only eighteen. I have no house, no car, no ticket and a lot of bad temper. When boys are poorest 18 years old and girls are most beautiful 18 years old? If I am young and promising, I don't feel inferior and know what is precious.

@ "Can you be friends?" This is the beginning of the story.

"Can we still be friends?" This is the end of the story.

Good morning, good afternoon and good night.

I wish you see the clouds and the sea.

I hope you are drunk and don't think of me.

I wish you a better life than me.

Some people polish time and knead it into notes, so there is a song. People who write songs convey their feelings in songs. People who listen to this song look for stories in it. Passers-by didn't mean to win.

You don't have to be in love. It's naive to have each other now. When you can really make it through the day, you can be responsible for the person you like, instead of leaving messages in the space and signing ambiguous chats every day. There's no need to be together all the time. There is no need to look at the past chat records and cry when breaking up. Loving someone won't make her cry, so it's ok to finally be together when you are mature.

He was the best at that time.

Later I was the best of me.

The best thing is that there is still a whole youth between us.

Youth that can't run back

I had to wave goodbye.

I have always wanted to be a gentle person and bring happiness and warmth to people around me, so I always tell many interesting things and positive words to others. In fact, I am a very bad person. Just like a sentence, we all live in hypocrisy, and no one is spared.

Remember, don't try to turn what you like into a means of making a living in the future. Otherwise ... even if you like it again, you will start to get bored one day. "

@ If you are brave

If I insist

If there is a if in this world.

You are the star in the sky, the bright moon on the mountain, and the light when I am ignorant.

For you, I have only obsession.

I just want to look at you from a distance.

Thank you for showing it to me.

The direction I'm chasing

You love me, but I shrink back again and again and insult each other again and again. Actually ... I love you so much that I feel inferior. I am an idle young man. I am a failure and have accomplished nothing. I just hope you can find a reliable person to marry. Maybe you will hate me and laugh at my poverty now. But believe me, I sincerely wish you a rich and fulfilling life now, and I love you. I just ... feel inferior and helpless. I'm leaving, leaving you with a blue sky.

@ I am lonely and intoxicated in the spring breeze, and I live smartly with the company of the world of mortals.

Life is to make a scene and then leave quietly.

Master, the leaves have left the tree. Is the tree bad for him? "

"no!"

"Then they are fine together, why should they be separated?"

"It's just that they don't fit anymore."

"Isn't it? Then who is wrong? "

"Yes, yes! Leaving is leaving, and breaking up is breaking up. It is wrong, boring, and not right. Instead of exhausting each other's nutrients and withering together, it is better to gather together calmly and live in peace. "

@ Now I have made a name for myself. Now I have a car, a house and a deposit. Now I know how to cherish it. Now I know how to advance and retreat. Now I can afford those dreams for you. But so what, you still left.

@ First glass of wine to you. The so-called inappropriate, that is, you like the breeze intoxicated, and I love the wind freedom.

The second glass of wine to you, you are very clean in the years, lighter than water and clearer than wine.

The third glass of wine is for you. I stole your ribs at dusk to make wine, and I was drunk as flesh and blood a hundred years later.

The fourth glass of wine is to you. The evening breeze blew away the smell of wine when it passed the pottery altar. I remember all your faces.

@ The most touching thing is "I know you are just fooling me, but I still wait for you, love you and protect you." Love makes people humble and powerful.

@ Remember Yang Guo's last sentence in the book, "This meeting was very good and lively. Let's meet in the Jianghu one day and have another glass of wine. Let's say goodbye. "

It may be a long time before you suddenly realize that there was once a person who loved you so humbly. This is the most precious thing in your life.

@ 18 years old, I feel that loving someone is always with him. 19 years old, went to college, went their separate ways, and loved one point. At the age of 20, loving someone knows how to be considerate, tolerant and understanding. Say 2 1, knowing that loving someone will be lonely and lonely, and giving two people their own time. 22 years old, cigarette butts fell from the eighth floor, waiting for love.

@ I have read a sentence, "Waiting for someone is addictive. Because wait and wait, you will find that not waiting, not giving up on each other, but betraying yourself. "

@ But we still lost to the distance. What a hug can solve requires countless tears to convince yourself to eat together. Simple things take a long time to envy you. Stranger, maybe the person you pass by is another person you want to see but can't see. It's like I'm sitting here looking at the sky and people around me, but I don't have your face. I tried to reach out, but I couldn't catch you.

Distance does not make beauty.

It is an interpretation of fragile love.

I used to think that reading the books you have read and going to the places you have been can get closer to you. Actually, it's not. If you leave, you should let go. Everything I do is just to give myself trouble, and I guess I won't have a chance after dinner.

@2007. 12.3 1 We are together. In the summer of 20 10, our college entrance examination ended, and we were not together until 20 14. I know you changed my WeChat avatar and cover on my wedding day. Even though I still think of you often, I don't love you anymore. Come to think of it, we are really wrong.

@ Wait on the road? Unconsciously gave up a lot of people? Just for him? Looking forward to hoping that he can look back at himself? Although I am not good, I will try to be good to you? I don't want to find out that you are just a joke to make me good after I become good? I hope you can slowly watch me become excellent? Tell me it's not a dream.

@ Absurd Age I met someone who wanted to grow old.

He doesn't like you, he just likes being liked by you. Be nice to you once in a while, but I'm afraid you don't like him and lose the vanity of your love. Like a runaway dog, the owner will call its name. "

He doesn't love me, but I told him that I don't regret that I can't continue to be a good friend, although it is very uncomfortable. I cried many times. Every time I look at the chat record, tears welled up in my heart and then gradually got wet on the pillow. I still don't regret telling you what I want to say. I admit it if you don't understand. No spare tire. Let go. Put it down.

I always thought he was shy, and there might be a confession between him and me, so I was embarrassed. It was not until some time ago that he exposed a photo of his girlfriend and asked his friends to support his girlfriend in the competition that he suddenly realized that if a boy really likes you, he would not want to confess to you just because he didn't like it enough.

@ The person who makes you blush at first will eventually make you blush.

I would like to stand hand in hand at dusk, and I would like to warm myself with my tea porridge. I would like to turn off the lights with Tian Xiang and hold a book for the rest of my life. I am willing to look for snow marks with the staff, and I am willing to have a deep love with the temple. May you always be with me, and may you wake up in a whisper. May I sing a song with you, and may I be happy and sad. I am willing to wipe my tears with folded sleeves, and I am willing to smile with the sky. I would like to drink wine with drinkers and cut candles at night. I am willing to watch the stars with the moon, and I am willing to run around the world with a whip.

@ Haruki Murakami said, if I love you and you happen to love me, when your hair is messed up, I will help you dial it with a smile and then my hand will stay in your hair for a few more seconds. But if I love you and you unfortunately don't love me, I will only tell you gently that your hair is messed up.

One day, there will be a person who will look at all the states you have written, all the Weibo you have written, all the photos you have taken since childhood, and even go to other places to find information about you, try to listen to the songs you have heard, go to the places you have walked, read your favorite books, and taste the delicious food you have been shouting for … just to make up for his lateness.

Waiting for the boat at the airport, isn't this my portrayal, knowing that you won't come back, but still waiting for you alone?

He got married today, but I've been thinking about that line-"I really don't feel anything." I wish your groom happiness. I can only stop here. The crack is silent and heartbreaking.

I love him, only him, as if I can only love here. I'm tired, so tired, I finally threw away my persistence …

I thought I would never let go of my hand, but I chose to let go. I will love you more and more, and I will not be reconciled. So what? Once a beloved cup was carefully held in the palm of your hand, but the water in the cup was too hot to hold, so you had to put it down … it was unbearable …

And ambiguity means "no love". All ambiguity is just not enough love.

Love is love, not because of the passage of time, but because when I came, I knew you were waiting, and when you left, I was gone!

I remember Shu Qi said in a movie: I just want to save face, and my self-esteem is very heavy. As soon as I found out that the other person didn't like me that much, I sentenced this relationship to death. Do you think people like me can fall in love smoothly? I don't want to force myself to like others, and I will never force others to like me. I will be fine.

I asked you if you saw the stars.

You said you liked the moon.

The story ended before it started.

The best love comes naturally. For example, when I was walking at this intersection, it just changed from a red light to a green light. Secondly, a little love is the kind that I waited for the red light for 40 seconds and finally turned green. The worst love is when the green light is on, but you still try to cross the street. You will find that everything can be similar, except love.

She can't accompany me to my old age. Maybe love is really that pure, that is, she will always have a place in your heart, but it has nothing to do with your life anymore. If I had to say a word to her, I might want to say that when I was young, there were two things that made me luckiest. The first thing: thank you. Time finally erased my good feelings for you. Another thing is that I met you a long time ago.

I want to grow old with you overnight and instantly. By that time, the dust settles and everything has an ending, which is the real eternity. There will be no unknown future and changes, and no one and nothing can separate us.