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How wonderful is it that Duke Jing of Jin drowned in a cesspit?
What Jin Jing did during his administration was ok. He not only defeated Qi State, but also improved the status of Jin State with his own efforts.
Later, Duke Jing of Jin fell ill and decided to let his son succeed him and take good care of himself. But during his recovery, he had a dream. He dreamed of a turtle, and he has been chasing it. Later, he ran into the secret room, but the tortoise was still chasing him. Then he woke up with a fright.
It's easy to say that ancient people were superstitious, so she invited Sangtian, who was very famous at that time, to interpret dreams, and in order to prevent her from having physical problems, she also invited Bian Que's disciples.
After some calculation, Sang Tian told Jin that he couldn't eat new wheat, but because he couldn't eat new wheat for another month, Jin concluded that Sang Tian was cursing that he wouldn't live for a month, and he put Sang Tian in prison in a rage.
Later, a month passed quickly. Duke Jing of Jin deliberately brought Sangtian to his face to drink porridge made of new wheat. Unexpectedly, he had a stomachache before drinking it, and then went to the toilet. I accidentally fell into it. Maybe the food is better at ordinary times, so it is difficult for everyone to catch Jing Gong. Although the guards tried their best to rescue him, due to his advanced age and long lack of oxygen, Duke Jing of Jin finally died.
Therefore, Duke Jing of Jin has become a wonderful flower in everyone's eyes. After all, as a monarch, this practice and the way to die in a cesspit are also wonderful enough.
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