Laugh more and talk more in the future.

1. I like laughing very much recently, although there are still so many unhappy things. Just want to laugh, simply smile more, and everything will get better slowly.

As long as you see the person you like laughing, you feel really happy, so everyone should smile more.

You don't look good when you are angry, so smile more! Because the way you smile is really beautiful!

People always like to see the painful side. Think about the bitter side, so I always complain. Let's be positive! Smile more! The sun will shine on us forever.

Be a good dog, smile more, and your luck will not be too bad and embarrassing.

7. I hate that others can control their emotions. Don't mourn, smile more.

8. For people with bright smiles, there is really no resistance! I also want to smile more.

9. New challenges, face yourself correctly, don't be bitter, don't look good, haha, just smile more.

10. Smile more when you are unlucky. Bad luck always slips away!

1 1. Smile even if life is hard.

12. Don't worry about emotional things. There is always a solution. Smile more like this and be happy.

13. There may be many disappointments in life, but remember to smile more.

14. Even if you are unhappy, smile more to reassure those who love me.

15. Good morning! Your smile is the antidote to life. Smile more when something happens!

16. Lose your temper less, go to bed on time, don't think about it, laugh more.

17. Smile more in the future. Otherwise, my teeth will be white for so many years.

18. Laughter is the antidote to life, which shows that life is a kind of poison and a chronic poison, so smile more when you have nothing to do and detoxify.

19. You look really good when you smile, as if the world is bright, so please smile more.

20. The morning is the smile of the sun. Remember to smile more.

2 1. It is better to laugh more in life, and girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck.

22. Life always gives me a little hope when I want to give up, so I will try to laugh more until life becomes better.

Super funny quotations 202 1 Life is not easy. We should laugh more.

1. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

2. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry.

An intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

Men are firm when they are decisive, while women are rash when they are decisive.

I installed an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller.

As the saying goes, if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

7. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. The topic that the third party is most concerned about this year is the cancellation of the third party liability insurance.

8. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil! It is difficult for rich people to have no money!

9. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

10. When I was a child, I often heard that someone committed suicide because of the pressure of life. At that time, I knew death, but I didn't understand what stress was. Now that I have grown up, I don't understand why so many people are still alive.

1 1. I can't bear to let my children catch wolves, my daughter-in-law catch hooligans, and I can't bear to update them.

12. I'm degraded and I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer.

13. We are all passers-by, but fortunately we didn't hit each other!

14. When a man is tired, he will knock on his back; Men are sad, so they should wash their hair; Men are bitter, so they will gamble; Men are very busy, so they often go to the wrong bed.

15. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

16. Teacher, just follow the old lady! It's been a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

17. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

18. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

19. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things.

20. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

2 1. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women.

22. If you ask your friends around you, if nine out of ten people say they don't know, then this is an opportunity. If ten people and nine people know it, it is an industry.

23. Deal with people, listen more and talk less. That's why God gave us a mouth and two ears.

24. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

25. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

I don't know why people are alive, so I am still alive.

27. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

28. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

29. What is a mistress? At best, she is only one person.

30. A woman's makeup before the age of 30 is a kind of beauty, and it is a virtue after the age of 30! Brother, I'll throw a brick first. Fight if you have jade.

3 1. Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.

32. In front of a beautiful woman: if there is danger, save it; if there is no danger, save it and create danger.

33. When I was an intern at the Meteorological Observatory, I finally figured out the probability of precipitation tomorrow. The director found ten people in the office and asked: Please raise your hand if you agree that it will rain tomorrow. Three people raised their hands.

34. I love apples, and I like to eat them slowly, because I am afraid of choking, but if there is no prince to save me, the play can't be performed. So I have to turn a blind eye, or what should I do if I am kissed by a pig?

35. I'm so pure, I'm a little shameless!

36. Some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

37. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

38. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.

39. Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind.

40. Don't despise me yet. I'll give you the number plate, wait in line first, and then despise you when it's your time.

4 1. I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.

42. I always thought you were special, but I didn't expect to be such a special scum.

43. As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

44. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

45. I think a lot, but I feel a lot.

46. I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

47. I finally found myself forming a habit, if depravity is a habit.

48. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

49. Drag, drag, and you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.

50. I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

5 1. Do what you want, or let the pig talk nonsense.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

Smile more, and you will slowly make yourself really happy.

First, if I am not strong, no one will understand how painful I am. If I am not strong, no one will understand how I can go on living. If I am not strong, no one will know what kind of life I have experienced. If I am not strong, no one knows how to arouse the pain hidden behind my smile. If I am not strong, no one will know. When I want to cry, I find that I have no tears. If you are not strong, who will make you weak?

Second, a lie is a lie. Just because it is beautiful, it won't hurt others.

Third, some people say that happiness is the interweaving of food in star-rated hotels; Some people say that happiness is dancing in the high-end stage hall and moving melody; Some people say that happiness is riding an Audi and a BMW in a crowded street; It is also said that happiness is to stay in the secret room and count stacks of hundred-dollar bills; However, I want to say: having these doesn't necessarily mean really having happiness!

Fourth, smile more, and you will slowly make yourself really happy.

Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

6. If you want to beat anything, you must first learn to beat yourself.

7. What you have to overcome is your vanity, not your desire to show off. What you have to deal with is the cleverness you always want to rush out and show off.

Eight, having unforgettable love is a kind of happiness. Love and hate are deep, and only those who really love and hate will realize it. I will be grateful to those who love me or hate me. Love can burn yourself and warm others, and hate can burn others and destroy yourself. Love is like giving a rose, leaving a lingering fragrance in your hand, but hate hurts yourself and others.

9. Facing is our only choice. Avoiding problems and reality will only add insult to injury, which will not help.

Ten, love that can stand the test is true love. I long for two people to stand hand in hand after the wind and frost fade away; I long for love that is still alive after years of washing. I am not young, frivolous, restless or naive. I am eager to be a lover you can really rely on.

1 1. Life is a hodgepodge. Don't be angry with new things you don't like. It doesn't matter, for example, the problem of lovers living together has nothing to do with many of us.

Twelve, observe your own shortcomings and change your own shortcomings, which is to change your destiny. The fewer problems, the better the fate; The more questions you have, the worse your fate will be.

Thirteen, feelings sometimes, always very ironic. Can stand the wind and rain, but can't stand the ordinary; Through thick and thin, it's sunny.

Fourteen, don't change your love because of the eyes of others, please don't live in the eyes of others and lose yourself! Your feelings can't be greedy and it's not a dream. So, be careful to wait for your earthshaking love. There is no perfect love and no perfect relationship.

Fifteen, look at this future change with life.

16. Put away your worthless complaints.

There is nothing perfect in the world. If you think about it carefully, it is perfect.

18. There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or expecting something that should not be expected.

Nineteen, the world is so big, it is so easy to fall in love with someone and be loved, but it is so difficult to fall in love. When the person you love most and the person you love most are the same person, then you are the happiest person in the world.

Don't be afraid of shame. If you really can't do it, don't be afraid of losing face. If you can, I suggest you-pursue shame, this is a successful attempt. As for those who laugh at you for this, you can exclude them from the list of your future opponents, so don't laugh at those who are humiliated on the stage.

I thought a bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.

Take good care of each other after parting.

No matter how far away the future is, there will be you and me on the road to growth; No matter when we meet, we will always be friends.

I sincerely congratulate you on opening up a land of your own with wisdom, talent, courage and perseverance.

Walk with you and recall our dreams; Break up with you and look forward to the carnival when we meet again.

With your confidence, your cheerfulness, your persistence and my blessing, you will surely sail to the other side of your ideal.

An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow is calling you. You are water drops, and you will all be active in the sea of the motherland!

Smart people, do tomorrow's things today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people, put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy! May you be the master of time!

You have a pair of wings. Fly tenaciously, not convinced by the wind and rain; Fly sincerely, don't be intoxicated by sweet honey. Towards a clear goal, fly to a better life.

You have wisdom like a fountain and hard hands. No matter where you are, luck and happiness are with you!

Scrap iron can be turned into useful steel because it can stand the test of pain.

When you are lonely, the wind is my song. May it give you a moment's comfort. When you are proud, raindrops are my alarm. May it give you eternal humility.

It's time to start, let's go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye, even if the song fades away, our hearts will beat forever.

Friendship is a song without words. In your faint season, beautiful flowers bloom, and in deep and shallow footprints, you play a waltz for your indomitable pace.

I deeply understand how much time you spent and how many difficulties you overcame to achieve immediate results. Please believe that in the process of your pursuit, struggle and efforts, I will always stand by with a smile.

If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!

After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.