Joke: It's all caused by nonstandard Mandarin, otherwise. ...

One day, dad's heart and soul

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My wife went out to travel and called to check the post at night and asked, where is it? Husband: At home! Wife: There is a hundred dollars under the pillow. Read me the number! Husband: Husband: Sorry, wife, I can't tell you the password. I confess, I bought cigarettes at 100, but I didn't spend them all, leaving 80. Wife: Actually, I put 10 yuan under my pillow. Husband: ..

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What is high emotional intelligence? I brought my girlfriend home this year, just as a friend of my father went home to pay a New Year call. During the greeting, he said, "You

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My roommate said: Yesterday at my buddy's birthday party, a classmate grabbed the cream on the table and buckled it in my face. Fortunately, I reacted in time and dodged. We all said disdainfully: Hehe, what's the matter? I was washing when the money was deducted! My roommate snorted and said, mom, that's a cake with candles in it!

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Today, my father asked me to go on a blind date, and I said no, you are going to be a grandfather.

Dad was shocked and quickly pushed the appointment of blind date, hung up the phone and asked me, "When did you have it?"

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