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What do you mean you can't hide what happened in 1999?
The whole story goes like this. It is said that in 1999, aliens invaded the earth. Due to the special battlefield situation, it is impossible to enter the battlefield before 1980. As the main force to resist aliens after 1980s and 1990s, they fought bravely and sacrificed countless young girls to repel alien attacks. But the post-80s and post-90s also paid a heavy price.
It turns out that the post-80s and post-90s generation, like the post-60s and post-70s generation, have many brothers and sisters. In the war, almost all of them were sacrificed, leaving almost only one child. This history is terrible. In order to grow up healthily after 00, when they quit the battlefield after 80 and 90, they collectively vowed to seal this memory, as if the outside world had revealed something about the 1999 war.
However, this story is false. There is no such thing. So when you see this, don't be stupid enough to believe that there really is a story. This is a group of comedians who began to make up stories, and they are a large wave of netizens. If a netizen says he doesn't remember such a thing, he will say that the person has amnesia. There are really too many routines.
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