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Jokes about playing basketball on campus
Once upon a time, there was a boy who didn't study well at all, but he liked playing basketball very much. The teacher doesn't like him playing basketball Once, he was playing basketball in the classroom and was found by the teacher. The teacher confiscated basketball. Later, the boy corrected it, but the teacher still didn't like him. So, the boy sent a short message to the teacher: "See you on the roof at eight o'clock in the evening". The teacher answered yes. At eight o'clock in the evening, the teacher couldn't wait for the boy on the roof. At ten o'clock, the boy finally came. The boy said, "you don't like me if I don't study well, but you still don't like me if I study well." Why? " ! "Say that finish, the boy fell to the bottom of the building with his head on the ground. Xiaohong is the boy's best friend. He wants to see the boy's body. At the top of the building, the boy's soul floated over and said to her, "Xiaohong, the teacher pushed me down." Don't tell anyone! " Then he left. Xiaohong was frightened. He told the teacher at once, and Xiaohong died inexplicably the next day. The teacher was frightened. He found a mage who told him to sleep under the bed at night, holding the Buddha in his hand and saying, God bless, that's all. The teacher did so. In the evening, the teacher slept under the bed, holding the Buddha in his hand, and kept saying, "God bless me! "! After a while, the boy went upstairs with his head on the floor. After a while, the boy kicked the door and the teacher's door opened. After a while, there was no sound. The teacher thought the boy had left, but when he looked back, he was scared to death. It turned out that the boy was staring at him under the teacher's bed. The boy's eyes were red, his eyebrows were fixed on his forehead, his face was pale and green, and his mouth was bleeding.
Since then, no one has felt it on the roof, let alone dared to go to the teacher's house. At this time, the teacher's house was filled with the smell of rotting corpses. ......
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