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Three stories about children's bedtime education

The story of Mida the pig's bad habits.

Mother pig has a new worry, that is Mida the pig. Why is Mida a problem for mother pig? Because Lan Yu has a bad habit, everything is dragging its feet and muddling along. I can't change it. His mantra is "later".

It's time for school. Mother pig has no choice but to send Lan Yu Qing to school. But Mida dawdled in the morning, which made him often late. When the bell rang, he didn't actively enter the classroom and was criticized by the teacher every time.

Every time a parent-teacher conference is held, Mother Pig is unwilling to attend, because every time a teacher criticizes Mida.

After school, the students concentrate on their homework. Mida thought, there is not much homework. What are they worried about? Let's do it later.

So he took out a big potato from his schoolbag, put mud on his skin and chewed it there.

The witty little monkey and the witty little white rabbit have finished their homework and ran to the podium and shouted, "Come, let's play football on the playground!" " "

As soon as Mida heard that he was going to play football, he suddenly became active. Mida likes playing football very much. He casually throws the half-eaten sweet potato on the table, thinking: Let's play football for a while and eat later!

Mida went crazy on the football field and didn't go home until dark. Go home.

After returning home, my mother asked me, "Mida, have you finished your homework?"

"Not yet, let's talk about it later!"

Mother was busy cooking, so she ignored him.

By this time, he was exhausted. Under the repeated urging of his parents, he ate a few mouthfuls in a hurry and plunged into bed and began to snore.

In the middle of the night, Mida dreamed that the magpie teacher was checking his homework, and he woke up as soon as he got excited. Considering that he didn't do his homework at all, he was anxious and annoyed. I intend to burn the midnight oil, but I left my schoolbag in the classroom. It's no use worrying now! Mida thinks that she must go to school early tomorrow morning and try to finish her homework before class.

Mida thought very well, but when he woke up, it was already dawn. He has been complaining that his mother didn't wake him up earlier.

Mida can't take care of breakfast. By the time he ran to school panting, Mr. Magpie was already standing on the platform, and his face was ugly. Originally, Mida put the half-eaten sweet potato on the table, which attracted many ants.

Mida believes that "procrastination really kills people!" You can't run after a class! "

Meters up to get to sit in his seat with his head down. Suddenly, he stood up and said to the magpie teacher, "I'm sorry, teacher." I was wrong. I didn't finish my homework. I also put the leftover yam on the podium and recruited many ants. I promise to get rid of this bad habit of procrastination in the future. "

Teacher Magpie said, "A good boy is someone who can correct mistakes."

The story of zebra stripes.

There is a little zebra in the forest. She goes out to play with other small animals every day. But everyone laughed at her ugly stripes.

Little Nutbrown hare said, "Zebra, why do you have stripes?" It looks really ugly. "

The little squirrel said, "Zebra, look at the stripes on your body, except black, they are all white." The color is too monotonous! " It looks really ugly. "

The zebra is very unhappy. He thought, how can I make my stripes disappear?

So she thought of the well-known little tailor kitten and asked the kitten to tailor a colorful floral dress for her. Don't the stripes disappear after wearing flowery clothes?

The little zebra can't help but be happy. The zebra soon found the little tailor kitten and said to the kitten, "Aunt Kitty, can you help me make a flowered skirt?"

The kitten said, "well, I'll make you the most beautiful floral dress." Let the animals envy you when they see you. "

After that, the kitten took a ruler and measured the zebra. And told the zebra to ask him to pick up his clothes two days later.

The little zebra looked forward to it, and two days finally passed. The little zebra can't wait to go to the kitten's tailor's shop and take the clothes that the kitten made for her. She is very happy. The little zebra stood in front of the mirror, admiring her colorful clothes, thinking that her mother would praise herself, too.

The little zebra said goodbye to the kitten and skipped home.

Mother saw the little zebra dressed like this and quickly said to the little zebra, "Son, take off your fancy clothes quickly!" " "

The little zebra didn't understand why, so he asked, "Why? Why can't I wear fancy clothes? How beautiful! "

"Son, let's play hide and seek!" Mom said.

When zebra and mother came out, mother came to zebra first. No matter where she hides, her mother can find her quickly. The zebra doesn't want to hide. She wants her mother to hide. However, the little zebra can't find her mother.

Mother smiled and said to the little zebra, "Son, although the patterns on our bodies are monotonous in color, they are our amulets, which can help us escape from the eyes of the enemy." If you put on colorful clothes, you will expose yourself and put you in danger. "

After listening to her mother's words, the little zebra suddenly realized that things should not only look at their appearance, but also look at what suits them.

The story of black bear dealing with cobra

I don't know when a cobra came in the forest. Everyone knows that cobras spray venom, and once bitten by them, they will die. So all the animals in the forest are afraid of him!

However, cobras run amok in the forest by virtue of their own advantages, bullying other animals. All the animals in the forest hate him. We have discussed it many times together, but we still haven't come up with a good way to deal with cobra. Everyone says that whoever can do bad things for the people is a hero.

One day, the black bear was drinking water by the stream, and when he saw something moving in the grass beside him, he went to have a look. The cobra in the grass shrank back when it heard the sound. When the black bear saw that the cobra wanted to look up, he didn't have time to think much, so he stepped on the cobra's head with his foot. Cobra struggled for a while and didn't move.

The black bear thinks that everyone should see my heroic image of stepping on a cobra. He shouted: "Come and see, everyone, I have trampled the evil cobra to death!" " "

After hearing the good news, the animals came from all directions and praised the black bear as a hero in the forest. The black bear was filled with joy when he heard everyone's praise.

The monkey said to the black bear, "What did you think when you stepped on the cobra?"

The black bear wanted to tell the truth, so he stepped on it before thinking much, but he felt it was too light. The black bear thought for a moment and said, "I thought a lot before stepping on my foot." I think if you don't step on the cobra's head correctly, it will kill you. But I thought it was for the people, so I stepped on it ... "

The black bear gestured with his hand as he spoke, and his feet moved involuntarily. At this time, the cobra pretending to be dead suddenly took a bite on the foot of the black bear while the black bear lifted its foot, and then quickly escaped into the crack of the stone.

The black bear was sent to the forest hospital and saved his life after treatment. He said regretfully: "vanity made me give up all my previous efforts, and I was killed first." This is a profound lesson! "