Funny comments about foodies in the circle of friends

Summer weight loss season is here again, and this is by no means good news for foodies. Cool outfits will make your figure invisible. The voice of "I want to lose weight" has been increasing recently. But as long as you see delicious food, your desire to lose weight will go out of your mind. This is the nature of a foodie! The following is a funny talk about foodies in the circle of friends shared with you. I hope you all like it!

2. Come into my arms, or let me live in your stomach, awaken your sleeping taste buds, and interact with food

3. Only those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.

4. There are two me in the world, the me who is a foodie and the me who really wants to lose weight.

5. No matter how miserable my life is, I will try my best to eat.

6. Which is more important, food or body? Foodie: Body is amazing? Can it be eaten?

7. Eat an average of three meals a day, each lasting eight hours. This is a foodie.

8. Just because I can eat it doesn't mean I'm a foodie, it just means I'm easy to take care of.

9. For a foodie, the people you like are as important as the food.

10. As a foodie. Eat snacks not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely!

11. A foodie’s last words: Just give me something else, cook me a portion of Haidilao and two waiters.

12. Most foodies are not bad people! ! They pursue delicious food desperately and have no time to harm others.

13. On this road of no return as a foodie, humans are never alone!

14. It’s great to be a foodie, as you eat and forget about everything else.

15. I like to eat when I'm unhappy. I get fat when I eat. I feel unhappy when I gain weight.

16. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself, four meals are normal and five meals are satisfying.

17. For foodies, there’s nothing a bowl can’t save!

18． Being burned to death was the most painful thing because you could smell the barbecue but couldn't eat it.

19. As soon as the food is served, the first command in your mind is "eat" instead of "photograph", only then can you be called a competent foodie!

20. Happiness is a foodie who has a great stomach and a body that doesn’t get fat.

21. I discovered that as a foodie, you are either hungry or full!

22. The so-called foodie should enjoy it with his mouth and want to lose weight in his heart.

23. My dream is to live in a restaurant where I can eat delicious food every day and cook dishes every night.

24. Every foodie is using their own bodies to save themselves from the economic crisis, which is so exciting!

25. Eating is the only way to solve my worries. Enjoying delicious food will make me forget the irritability of reading. Do you know what this is called?

26. People who think about losing weight every day have the mouth of a foodie!

27. There are no born fat people, only foodies who don’t work hard.

28. One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing a potato pancake, marshmallows on his feet, and a barbecued chicken leg in his hand.

29. It is a cruel thing for a thin person to feed a fat person.

30． I probably will never be able to become a thin person in my life because I enjoy the satisfaction that food brings me so much

31. Don't believe a foodie who says she wants to lose weight. When she says this, she must have just eaten.

32. This dish is full of colors and makes my mouth water. Looking at the other dishes, I was dazzled.

33. Foodie’s motto: If you don’t work hard to eat and drink today, work hard to find food and drink tomorrow.

34. I have a desire to lose weight and a stomach that is a foodie. They compete with each other every day. I counted with my fingers and realized, Emma, ??my stomach won again today.

35. For foodies, life will not be monotonous if there are delicious food every day.

36． When looking for a wife, find a foodie who will continue to eat when you are full and will be easily satisfied.

37. If you think eating is everything in a foodie’s life, you’re wrong, and so on. ……sleep!

38. I am a principled foodie, and the food given to me by strange people has to be sterilized before I eat it.

39. What's wrong with foodies? Foodies only think about eating and not intrigues. Isn't it bad to be a foodie?

40. If I could control my emotions, I would definitely control my foodie heart. A beautiful and funny story for a foodie

1. I always wander between being full and being stuffed

2. I want to be a foodie who never gets fat

< p> 3. As long as you live, you will definitely meet delicious food

4. I like the kind of physique that can eat no matter how much I eat without getting fat

5. No need to ask me what I want to eat What, eat whatever you can

6. Always say before meal time: I’m hungry!

7. My quotation is: People are like iron, rice is like steel. If you don’t eat one meal, you will be hungry.

8. Every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is so inspiring!

9. Growing up means changing from which restaurant to eat to which city to eat in.

10. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal, and five meals are normal. satisfy.

11. No matter how miserable my life is, I will try my best to eat.

12. I don’t know why I like to buy them at home but I am torn between wanting to eat them and not wanting to eat them.

13. I think about myself three times a day, what should I eat for breakfast? What's for lunch? What should we have for dinner?

14. For foodies, the koi in the lotus pond want to be stewed. 15. I will tell you that every time I get up, Is it because you think about eating delicious food that you support yourself in getting up?

16. What wakes you up every day is not dreams or urgency to urinate, but your restless soul, because you are hungry< /p>

17. Even if the universe explodes, it still can’t stop me from eating to fullness and getting stomachache!

18. Something I often say suddenly popped into my head: How about we go eat some XXX?

19. I remember when I was a girl in the dormitory in college, whenever I was unhappy, everyone would say in unison: What do you want to eat?

20. I discovered that as a foodie, you are either hungry or full!

21. Those who don’t gain weight are called foodies, and those who gain weight when they eat are foodies.

22. Being fat can no longer stop you from eating. Eating to defeat fat occupies the first position in my heart.

23. There were no snacks at home, so I went to buy food in the heavy rain. Anyway, no matter what, in my heart, eating is the biggest thing

24. Eating is the source of motivation for me to experience the glory of life. Go through ups and downs, go through fire and water, no matter what.

25. Eating is probably the only thing in the world. I will never get bored, never get tired of it, never forget it, think about it day and night, and grow old together with you.

26. Why is the earth not made of mung bean cake, pumpkin pie, roasted sweet potato, cumin mutton, fish-flavored shredded pork, or kung pao chicken only for foodies? Funny quotes about domineering

1. If I look lackluster, I might be tired, sick, or most likely hungry

2. Eat whatever I want Yes; being thin is also what I want. . . . . . You can't have both, so I'll just go with it.

3. Foodies are actually great. Even though they are in danger of dying of obesity, they still eat non-stop. .

4. There are two me in the world: me who is a foodie and me who really wants to lose weight.

5. It is said that foodies will not fail the exam because they are too heavy to fail. . .

6. I am a principled foodie, and the food given to me by strange people has to be sterilized before I eat it.

7. I just don’t want my mouth to be lonely. I am a foodie and I speak for myself.

8. If you have a desire to learn, you will end up failing the exam; if you have a desire to lose weight, you will end up being a foodie.

9. Most foodies are not bad people! ! They pursue delicious food desperately and have no time to harm others. . .

10. The idea of ????a foodie is that if it is delicious, you should eat more, and if it is not delicious, you should eat as much as possible.

11. When you think of a city, you only think of the food there. This is the meaning of foodie travel.

12. If your girlfriend is a foodie, then marry her. As the saying goes: Foodies are easy to feed.

13. It’s great to have a foodie girlfriend. When others try to coax your girlfriend, they always say that they will take you shopping for clothes, jewelry, and bags... but you only need to say, “Let’s go, I’ll take you to eat.” Delicious to go.

14. Do you have ice bullying? Do you have any potato chips? Do you have popcorn? Do you have a lollipop? I am a foodie, are you?

15. The happy life of foodies is to buy banana milk and find that it is also delicious frozen.

16. There was once a dish that was so delicious that I didn’t cherish it. I only regret it when I lose it. If God gives me a chance,

17. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth of a foodie...

18. Real foodies dare to face their thick thighs and challenge their bulging belly.

19. Just because I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, it only means that I am easy to feed.

20. I finally understand why you have to lick Oreos first, because then no one will grab them.

21. After all, I still can’t get rid of eating. I love to eat. If I love to eat, I just love to eat. I am a foodie and I am proud of it!

22. Happiness is a foodie who has a great stomach and a body that does not gain weight.

23. The happiness of a foodie is too simple, that is, being full and being able to continue eating.

24. People who are most likely to get hungry are usually fat, because there is an idiom called: The most hungry person is heavier...

25. I would rather be someone who only knows how to eat. Foodie, don't be a fool who still loves him stupidly even though he knows he doesn't love me.

26. People are like iron, food is like steel, it is better to be a foodie than a fool.

27. It is a cruel thing for a thin person to feed a fat person.

28. Being a foodie means you have no worries, being a crazy person means you have no worries.

29. What’s wrong with foodies? Foodies only think about eating and not intrigues. Isn’t it bad to be a foodie?

30. Don’t believe a foodie who says she wants to lose weight. . She must have said this when she was full.

31. Dad said, eat your own food sparingly, and eat other people's food harshly.

32. As a foodie, I eat snacks not because I am hungry but because my mouth is lonely! ! !

33. The worst thing in the world is for a foodie to have stomach problems.

34. In addition to eating delicious food, is there anything better than this? I am a foodie and I am afraid of being sad.

35. It is said that this is the state of a foodie when he eats like crazy. He enjoys it in his mouth but wants to lose weight in his heart.

36. Don’t be a foodie anymore, I really can’t do that!

37. The best song to express love to a foodie: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you.

38. If I could control my love, I would definitely suppress my foodie heart.

39. There are two things that no one can take away from you. One is the food you eat, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to

40. A foodie is someone who is full after two bites, but you can still take two bites after you are full.

41. What is the idea of ????a foodie? If it tastes good, eat more. If it tastes bad, eat more.

42. The last words of a foodie: Just give me something else, cook me a piece of Haidilao and two waiters.

43. The teacher said again: Yes, you are a typical example.

The classmate thought again: chestnuts?

44. If you think eating is everything in a foodie’s life, you are wrong, there is also sleep!

45. Foodie’s motto: Don’t work hard to eat and drink today, but work hard to find food and drink tomorrow. Slim foodies are the best among foodies.

46. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand, but there is a huge difference between these two sentences: I am full and I am full.

47. Foodies are either eating or on their way to eat.

48. Never ask a foodie if he has eaten. This is not a problem at all for a foodie. If you want to ask, just ask if he is full.

49. Foodie Peak Spirit: Eat more, eat fuller, eat better!

50. For foodies, there is nothing that a bowl cannot save!

51. The specific manifestations of foodies in life: In addition to eating, they still eat.

52. The biggest worry for foodies is not having nothing to eat, but having a lot of delicious food in front of them, but sadly finding that their stomachs can’t hold it.

53. Which is more important, food or body? Foodie: Body is amazing? Can it be eaten?

54. As soon as the food is served, the first command issued in the mind is to eat Rather than taking photos, you can be called a competent foodie!

55. It is a cruel thing for a thin person to eat for a fat person; it is a very cool thing for a fat person to eat for a thin person.

56. For foodies Speaking of which, the only thing that cannot be suffered in this world is loss.

57. The motto of a foodie: Just eat it!

58. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? It’s not that there are a lot of delicious things, but that everything tastes delicious to you.

59. Foodies mean: when you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; when you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort; when you are bored, eat delicious food to entertain yourself; when you are angry, eat Delicious venting.

60. It is said that foodies will not fail the exam because foodies are too heavy to pass high math.

61. If there is no food, there is no love. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you fall in love without asking for a meal?

62. A true foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenges the bulging belly.

63. Some foodies are like foodies, but foodies are not necessarily foodies. The fundamental difference between the two is that the foodie is good at eating and the foodie is good at eating.

64. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They pursue delicious food desperately and have no time to harm others.

65. The classmate thought: Rice grains? The teacher criticized the classmate and said: You are a bad example. Post a funny comment on WeChat about eating instant noodles

Post a funny comment on WeChat about eating instant noodles (Part 1)

1. Wait for two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

2. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really make you twice as happy! My favorite thing is to eat instant noodles at night!

3. The gold-fishing wife: can carry a bag of explosives on her head, has freckles on her face like a bird's nest, is known as "Sharp Brother" in her clothes, barely earns instant noodles, can collect water from the house when it rains, and needs to run the car with her feet, you If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

4. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ritual when eating instant noodles, and add a glass of 1982 iced Coke.

5. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

6. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

7. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I losing weight compared to my normal diet? I'd better gain weight, so that I can feel at ease.

8. If you eat instant noodles immediately after eating the ice cream and they are spicy, will it cause diarrhea? I have to wait online in a hurry because the instant noodles are going to be cold.

9. During the National Day holiday, girls who wear pajamas with their hair down, play on the computer without sleeping, and eat instant noodles are having fun

10. Jiang Lili, Xianting and I really wish we were still in our senior year of high school It’s a happy day to eat instant noodles.

11. I feel so miserable when I have no appetite every day and can’t eat anything. It’s hard to swallow even if I eat. I don’t like this feeling at all. I have a headache and I don’t know if I’m hungry. I feel listless every day. , I really ate the instant noodles made by my sister. It almost made me feel like a normal person. I didn’t feel like eating every day was a pain.

12. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

13. I’m so greedy. If I eat instant noodles with pickled pepper chicken feet at night, I’m afraid I’ll get fat to death.

14. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. I think the smell is really strong, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate bed noodles.

15. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 in the evening.

16. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?

17. There is no guilt in eating instant noodles at night! There is only a sense of happiness.

18. When I ate instant noodles at night, I made myself two eggs, two slices of cheese, and a piece of ham. What a sin.

19. Movies and popcorn, skewers and cold beer, instant noodles and ham sausage, dumplings and vinegar, you and me. .

20. The result of not knowing how to eat is that I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal! Funny comments about eating instant noodles and posting them on social media (Part 2)

21. It was the first time I rode a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river. It tastes better than a box lunch.

22. I had breakfast at ten o'clock yesterday and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I was hungry and ate instant noodles at three o'clock. I cooked noodles at night.

23. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy limits me. I will start eating instant noodles today.

24. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. You will have a huge stomachache in the morning.

25. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while. I couldn’t stand the hunger anymore, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. After I finished eating, I couldn’t bear it.

< p> 26. I am confused today, why is instant noodles more delicious on the train than elsewhere?

27. Suddenly smelled of instant noodles. My roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night. Why didn’t he gain weight?

28. As you get older, your stomach will hurt after eating hot pot, your gums will swell after eating instant noodles, and your stomach will still hurt after eating roasted gluten.

29. We are a couple after all. He got off work late and I waited. At 7:30 in the evening, we were still in the store without eating. We ate instant noodles with him and shared the joys and sorrows. Will we be rich in the future? This is how it goes!

30. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. It's hard not to study late at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

31. I hope I won’t be fat when I wake up tomorrow after eating instant noodles late at night.

32. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

33. During the Chinese New Year, I drank too much wine and insisted on eating instant noodles in a public toilet. The two of them managed to eat two buckets, regardless of who was winning or losing. As a result, a man squatting next to him vomited three or four times and couldn't straighten his waist! < /p>

35. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is no girl to buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to make some. . .

36. I spent a long time in the library debating whether to go back to eat instant noodles. It’s better to arrange such a big event for Friday night.

37. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

38. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although Sheep may look weak on the outside, Aries people have extremely strong hearts.

With no one to accompany them for dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is easy and fast. Even without love, they can still fill their lives with work.

39. The first time I came back from get off work, I was so tired that I didn’t want to move. I ate two bananas. I was full and didn’t want to eat anything anymore. I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently!